"Misdirection" -- "The key to a great escape is the fine art of misdirection. Throw the fuzz a calling card to keep 'em busy, then just when they think they have you with your pants down, you make a clean exit."

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"Immersion Therapy" The good news is that Rocket is slowly getting over his fear of water. The bad news is that now, because of you, he's a little too into it. "Well, what are you waiting for? This tail ain't gonna scrub itself."

"Crossed Wires" For the fourth time this week, the ship's cooling system is on the fritz- meaning another few hours of sweating in the engine room with Rocket. Somehow, you don't really mind all that much. "What, you just gonna stand there? Quit gawking and gimme a paw with this, will ya?"

Fresh Air -- "What? It was your idea to vacation on a tropical planet, and this new suit isn't exactly made for breathability. It's a good thing I sprung for the ship's new exhaust fans though; ya gotta try it, this breeze is flarkin' incredible below the belt."

"Routine Maintenance" -- "You know it's funny- it all hurts a lot less when you're around." -- Rocket's status as a genetic experiment comes with the responsibility of monthly upkeep. I think he's realized that it all goes by lot faster with someone else in the room.

"Holding Cargo" -- "Yes, it's real. Yes, it works. Now pay up, pal." While on a cargo bay stakeout mission with Rocket, there's a lot of waiting around. This tends yield three things: probing questions, stupid bets, and realizing that your shipmate is absolutely packing heat.

"Contraband" "...so anyways, I configured a low-power tractor beam on the inside, which really gives it a- oh you gotta be flarking kidding me. NOW these scut-bags decide to take the bait? Seriously?" -- Hey, sometimes you lose track of time on a mission. Can't blame him, really.

"Smuggling Goods" "Listen, don't tell the others, but I made this bad boy for just this type of occasion - Now, watch and learn, rookie." -- Rocket knows that these stakeouts tend to last all day, so he usually packs some of his homemade "entertainment", just in case.

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