"Jungle Juice" -- "What's the look for? Dude, keep your flarkin' pants on, It's not that big a deal. I'm just...gettin' familiar with the locals! ...M-mmff....fine, just, gimme a minute- somethin' tells me they're not quite done yet..." --

I cannot tell you how hot loincloths are as a concept. Everyone, I'm gonna need you to employ more loincloths on your characters. They're peak, guys. Peak.

"Nature's Call" -- "Hey pal, tell me somethin' - either these sunglasses are playin' tricks on me, or is this fruit a bit more...potent than expected? ...also, do you hear somethin' moving?"

"Getting Steamy" -- "Hand me your water bottle, wontcha bud? There's a good boy. Just need a quick rinse down south after that last set. Aah~ There we go. I swear, fur this thick is fine in the winter, but once the heat hits I'm baking like a flarkin' croissant. Speakin' of which, you hungry?"

"Pumping Iron" -- "What's with the look? It's called 'multitasking', Rookie. Observe. I do a rep up top, and I do a rep down below. By the time we're done, I've got a full body workout in half the time. Genius, I know. Now quit gawkin' and spot me. We've got another set before it's your turn."

"Double Down" -- "Alright Lupe, I got him loosened up for ya- a big guy like you needs a bit of prep work if he's gonna take the whole thing." "Mighty kind of ya, Howley- You still doin' alright there, Pawbert?" "Y-you know it! Just uh, go slow, alright?" "Mm, you betcha. Time to get bred, pup~"

"Double Down" -- "Alright Lupe, I got him loosened up for ya- a big guy like you needs a bit of prep work if he's gonna take the whole thing." "Mighty kind of ya, Howley- You still doin' alright there, Pawbert?" "Y-you know it! Just uh, go slow, alright?" "Mm, you betcha. Time to get bred, pup~"

Time for Pawbert to make room for a second knot. Stay tuned for Lupe.

"The River" -- "Hey, Howley take it easy on him- it's his birthday, not yours!" "Fuck, I can't help it guys, he's so tight!" "Yo Pawbert, you doin' okay down there?" "Definitely, I've been dreamin' about this since last year! And uh, somethin' tells me you guys have as well~ Who's next?"

"Squeaky Clean" It's not easy getting first dibs on the new shipment of XRV Combat Suits- unless of course you have a few connections in the advertising department. After all, they say it feels like you're wearing nothin' at all.

"The River" -- "Hey, Howley take it easy on him- it's his birthday, not yours!" "Fuck, I can't help it guys, he's so tight!" "Yo Pawbert, you doin' okay down there?" "Definitely, I've been dreamin' about this since last year! And uh, somethin' tells me you guys have as well~ Who's next?"

Pawbert getting bred? Pawbert getting bred. Stay tuned.

"Winning Hand" -- "Alright, you asked for it: I raise with the piece-de-resistance; That's right, this sweater has been in the Lynxley family for generations. Or, uh, at least since Dad found it in that hand-me-down shop on 6th Street. Still, uh, anyone brave enough to take me on?"

"All In" -- "Heh~ I swear you guys have to be cheating somehow, there's no way you all got that good at poker since last year. Ah well- What happens in the ol' Lynxley abode stays here, as they say; so get your fill, boys. And now that we're through the six-packs, anyone for spin the bottle?~"

"All In" -- "Heh~ I swear you guys have to be cheating somehow, there's no way you all got that good at poker since last year. Ah well- What happens in the ol' Lynxley abode stays here, as they say; so get your fill, boys. And now that we're through the six-packs, anyone for spin the bottle?~"

For those who wanted a follow-up to Pawbert's game of strip-poker: Stay tuned.

"Winning Hand" -- "Alright, you asked for it: I raise with the piece-de-resistance; That's right, this sweater has been in the Lynxley family for generations. Or, uh, at least since Dad found it in that hand-me-down shop on 6th Street. Still, uh, anyone brave enough to take me on?"

"Take Two" After the drastic effects of the Night Howlers, local scientists have been trying to reformulate them into something a bit more...beneficial to the local populace. -- Animation @sidekicksart.bsky.social SFX Design @spicygaydog.bsky.social Nick Wilde Model @rasterraccoon3d.bsky.social

"Life Study" -- "So listen, fellas, I don't wanna step on your paws or anything- but when you said this was a paid art gig, I was imagining something with a bit more...coverage. After all, no one's gonna see these, right? ...guys?"

Shout-out to everyone who makes art of Rocket Raccoon. You all are the duct tape holding my hope and optimism together. Also haha what if we all drew more armpits. Just an idea.

"Checkmate" -- Leonidas's expansion inland has taken a turn, but his immediate capture by the zebra kingdom has given him some alternative ideas... Thankfully the locals seem to want him alive, so perhaps he can solve how the zebras produce their chief export: A substance known as "sweet wine".

"Hunter's Mark" -- "That is far enough. Our great king is aware of your recent actions, and has decreed that you are to be taken prisoner for theft. Now, drop your weapon and come quietly, outsider. And know this- my arrow does not miss."

"Portrait of a King" -- Introducing Leonidas, The King of the Unbroken Circle! Ruler over a sprawling port city, Leonidas aspires to conquer inland, amassing an empire so large that his name will be echoed throughout the annals of history. Now then, are you prepared to serve your new king?

"Checkmate" -- Leonidas's expansion inland has taken a turn, but his immediate capture by the zebra kingdom has given him some alternative ideas... Thankfully the locals seem to want him alive, so perhaps he can solve how the zebras produce their chief export: A substance known as "sweet wine".

I continue to find it wild that I've never seen my art stolen and used to RP as a character on social media. You're telling me that I've lovingly rendered Rocket's hog over 60 times in living color and NOBODY is doing embarrassing goon roleplay with it? Even when I specifically designed it to be?

Finished pre-production on the new Leonidas piece, he's definitely getting up close and personal with the local zebra tribe. Still got a ton of work to do on it, but keep an eye out. 🦓🦁🦓

"Portrait of a King" -- Introducing Leonidas, The King of the Unbroken Circle! Ruler over a sprawling port city, Leonidas aspires to conquer inland, amassing an empire so large that his name will be echoed throughout the annals of history. Now then, are you prepared to serve your new king?

Just wrapped up pre-production on my most recent piece- it's of an old DnD character from way back! Man, I love big men in loincloths. Stay tuned.

"Cream of the Crop" -- "...f-flark, alright uh- yeah, I think the da'ast thing is finally stuffed. Listen bud, next time, I get to pick the vacation planet. ...also, uh, remind me to get one of these for the hydroponics lab. We're gonna make a FORTUNE off these things." --

"Cross-Pollination" -- "G-gods above, these crutackers just won't quit. I swear I've given 'em a good nine loads of all-natural premium product, and they're still going! ...f-flark...make that...ten." --

"A New Horizon" -- While not against the rules, the inclusion of a pet in the royal portrait was definitely against tradition. But Amicus knew that for any empire to last, change was always needed.

"Behind the Curtain" -- Being close to the emperor has a couple of unique perks. My personal favorite? The view.

Service Ferret, reporting for duty! Do you need your balls cleaned or your pits worshipped? Just call upon your trusty sidekick and he'll have you ship-shape in a jiffy! -- I've been trying to nail down my workflow for VR-Chat outfits, so have some pictures of my uniform!

Service Ferret, reporting for duty! Do you need your balls cleaned or your pits worshipped? Just call upon your trusty sidekick and he'll have you ship-shape in a jiffy! -- I've been trying to nail down my workflow for VR-Chat outfits, so have some pictures of my uniform!

"Behind the Curtain" -- Being close to the emperor has a couple of unique perks. My personal favorite? The view.

Doing some more amicus art- I figure ya'll would like a bit of a peek beneath the loincloth. Stay tuned.

"A New Horizon" -- While not against the rules, the inclusion of a pet in the royal portrait was definitely against tradition. But Amicus knew that for any empire to last, change was always needed.

Currently wrapping up my Amicus piece from Ad Astra. Not gonna lie guys, this piece slaps. Stay tuned.

Finally playing through AdAstra for the first time, and the main character is like: "Darn, I gotta be a species ambassador on an alien planet and gently brush and massage my big beefy boss and slowly gain mutual respect while comparing cultures, yuck!" PUT ME IN THE SHIP. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

"Trust Issues" -- "Remember, you tell one soul about this hydro-therapy stuff, and you're toast. If it comes out that one of the Guardians is scared of water, scut's gonna hit the fan. Now uh, you can start behind the ears. That part felt nice. ...and thanks, bud. I owe ya."

"Make Your Own Kind Of Music" -- A small piece for pride month.

Honestly, now that he has a 2000's-era iPod, the next GOTG movie should have Rocket in his rebellious pop-punk phase. I just really need Simple Plan's "I'm Just a Kid (And Life is a Nightmare)" on that soundtrack. It's not just a phase, dad.

"Perfect Score" -- Not a lot of people know that I'm a state-licensed pit inspector. I take my job very seriously, as the top levels of the competition get VERY intense, as you can see.

"Perfect Score" -- Not a lot of people know that I'm a state-licensed pit inspector. I take my job very seriously, as the top levels of the competition get VERY intense, as you can see.

Doing some hybrid 2D/3D work to test out my Pawbert rig! Guys, I can fix him. Or at least die trying.

Doing some hybrid 2D/3D work to test out my Pawbert rig! Guys, I can fix him. Or at least die trying.

"Snug Fit" -- "Look, buddy, you were the one who said we needed new pilot suits. It's not my fault that they weren't designed for someone of my...unique anatomical proportions! ...Now are you gonna help me get out of this thing, or not? It's like a flarkin' sauna in here."

"Tight Fit" You know, there's a reason I don't go to conventions. This is one of them.

"Security Leak" -- "Listen, Rookie, not the best time- I'm uh, cracking the Badoon ship's central security core. Yeah it's uh, pretty technical- gonna need a minute here. Just distract those sentries for a bit longer, buddy. Unrelated question: Who the flark designs a transparent bathroom?"

Currently wrapping up another Rocket piece - I realized I've somehow never drawn him taking a leak. Stay tuned.