@wutrain.bsky.social IS THE BEST MAYPR OF ALL TIME

He’s running.

FORGOT TO VOTE

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE PAUL VALLAS

DRINKING A BEER

PLEASE TAKE THIS POLL AND MENTION THAT I AM IN FACT VERY QUALIFIED TO ADOPT A PET RABBIT bsky.app/profile/roya...

I WILL BE RELEASING A LINE OF SKINCARE AND WELLNESS PRODUCTS

PAUL VALLAS 2028

I WILL BE RUNNING TO THE STORE WHERE I LEFT MY KEYS

PAUL VALLAS

women in 2029 after refusing to vote for paul vallas for president

1 STAR. THEY WOULD NOT LET ME ADOPT A RABBIT

PAUL VALLAS HAS DECIDED TO ENDORSE PAUL VALLAS

GOT A TICKET BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHOVEL MY

CAN ANYONE HELP ME I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY HOUSE

I DID NOT WRITE OR PUBLISBH THAT OP-ED. MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED

THE CTU HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT TRAFFIC

I WILL BE GOING LIVE

Can anyone pick me up i'm at subway

WE WILL ARREST ALL TEENS WHO DESTROYED THE SOUTH LOOP

AS MAYOR I WOULD NOT OPEN THE WELLS WENTWORTH CONNECTOR

Can someone come over and hold me

I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE. THANK YOU

I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE. THANK YOU

CTU

I HAVE INCORPORATED A NEW NONPROFIT CHIGAGO UNITED NEW TRUTHSEEKERS

So, Vallas is coming back

guy who has never made passionate love to a delivery robot 👇

:)

Je suis Lakeshore Drive Slut

Paul Vallas

Zoeryn Manne Dani

Hi

Feeling a bit lonely :/

:(

CRIME IN CHICAGO HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER

TEEN VIOLENCE IS RISING. THESE 5 TEENAGERS ATTACKED ME PERSONALLY

Hey beautiful, did you get my spam message? Did you reply YES? please tell me you replied YES please

I AM BEING BULLIED ONLINE

VALLAS

Friends and Followers of Paul Vallas are proud to endorse the immediate, permanent closure of Lincoln Avenue between Leland and Lawrence Avenues to all vehicular traffic following universally positive feedback to our office. Thank you

THANK YOU PAUL VALLAS

THIS IS THE ONLY VERIFIED PAUL VALLAS ACCOUNT

CTU IS A DAMN GOOD UNION

CTU IS A DAMN GOOD UNION

Vaul Phallus

I AM RUNNING FOR MAYER