Me an Oregon Ducks fan listening to half a dozen bubble teams plead their case…

My prognosticator is strong.

SOMEBODY GET ME A .GIF OF BENSON BREAKING THE W OVER HIS KNEE. I NEEEEEDS IT! #GoDucks

BENSON WITH THE BACK BREAKER! TD DUCKS! OREGON LEADS 26-14 #GODUCKS

Holy crap what a catch by McClellan! No matter what the ruling is here, that's phenomenal. #GoDucks

Would really like to see us get the ball in the end zone here to respond to that last Uw drive. #Goducks

Really like how the defense is playing so far...Although there have been some key mistakes by the huskies. I mostly attribute that to getting them into situations that aren't favorable. #GoDucks

Canady!!! Great catch on that pick! #GoDucks

Things I'm looking for in this game: Sadiq to continue dominating defenses. Our D to make Uw one-dimensional and force them to throw more than they want to. A Duck player to give us a new "dubs down" .gif star a score. Maybe Tuioti? The Duck to troll uw in his inimitable way. #GoDucks

Predictions? I'm going with 27-17, Oregon. Huskies just aren't consistent enough, imo. #GoDucks

Fit for flight. Credits to: @oregonfootball #OregonFootball #GoDucks #Pac12Football #OregonSports #DuckNation

It's game day! One of my favorite wins against Washington was when CJ Verdell scored the winning TD in OT! We got this today 💪 🦆 #goducks

I was going to repost the thread I wrote last year about why the University of Oregon hates the University of Washington, except I can’t scroll that far back and I’m not rewriting it this morning. It dates back to 1948. Wikipedia knows: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon%... #HuckTheFuskies #GoDucks

Here come the trolls who think Lanning will leave. Y'all are ridiculous. #GoDucks

Hope y'all had a great week of hate. Now it comes down to this: fuck the huskies today and the Ducks are in the CFP with a first round game at Autzen. Let's get it! #GoDucks

Maybe start by finding a coach who can win SOME games before you start worrying about winning any big games...

Whenever I get sad, I think back to the 2008 season and fondly remember how Washington football managed to go 0-12. Suddenly, I'm feeling better because it's never been THAT bad for me. #hihww #GoDucks

Oregon Men's Basketball: Ducks head to Las Vegas for Player Era Festival, face Auburn open.substack.com/pub/kpnwspor... #GoDucks #BigTen #PlayerEra

TE1 🦆 Kenyon Sadiq is the first Duck ever to be named a finalist for the John Mackey Award, presented to the most outstanding tight end in college football. #GoDucks x John Mackey Award Via: Oregon Football

It's not like Lanning has control over other P4 teams. Both OSU teams have been good very recently. At least we're not playing 2-3 FCS teams like certain programs.

How is it hypocritical when SEC teams frequently play 2-3 cupcake games every year? 1 for the opener is nbd, but 3? Looking at you, Miss St.

There goes my crush. 💔

Oregon’s RB room continues to be a juggernaut. #goducks

Glad they're finally going to a nine game conference schedule next year. The whole conference gets a fake boost to their perceived strength by feasting on an extra cupcake.

People who never paid any attention to the Pac-8/10/12 don't understand that Oregon/Oregon State is a rivalry game, while Oregon/UDub is a hate game. #HateWeek #GoDucks #HuckTheFuskies fishduck.com/2019/10/oreg...

Reasons to hate the huskies for Sunday: Don James was the Husky coach from 1975-1992 and presided over the "glory days" of their football program. He resigned in disgrace over recruiting violations.

Autzen’s seniors didn’t just play their last regular-season home game they defined it. Boettcher’s dream TD, Whittington’s gratitude, Benson’s full-circle retur. A night of emotion, legacy, and a senior class that changed Oregon’s standard. 🦆💛💚 www.ducksportscentral.com/2025/11/seni...

It's officially husky Hate week! Fuck The Washington football team, the whole athletic department, the school, and the whole gawdamn State! #dubsdown #GoDucks

Man, that Whittington TD brought my pulse down back to normal. Oregon is now in great position to win this game, leading 42-27. #GoDucks

Is it a full moon? The weirdness continues in this game. I'm hoping more brandy fixes this issue. #GoDucks

Sadiq is what happens when you turn up all the sliders during player creation. #GoDucks

Sadiq just keeps feeding... 35-21 for the good guys. #GoDucks

This has been such a weird game. All these penalties, turnovers, trick plays. TWO DOINKS. My head is spinning and it's not the brandy... #GoDucks

#GOAT (Mascot Division) #GoDucks

Halftime in Autzen. #GoDucks

Sometimes you get the DOINK and someone's the DOINK gets you... #GoDucks

Officials out gaining the Ducks on this drive. Somehow, Ducks still find the end zone. Oregon leads 28-14 with 1:52 on the clock. #GoDucks

Penalties give and penalties taketh. In this case, USC saves a missed FG by Sappington and the Ducks have a red zone first down. #GoDucks

PICKED!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GoDucks

MALIK BENSON!!! 80+ yard point return. Ducks lead 21-14. #GoDucks

Sadiq continues to feed on defenses. It's an early DB Turkey dinner. #GoDucks

Another OL injury? Ugh. Time to start drinking. At least World is back at LT. #GoDucks

Davison TD counter: 13 Ducks tie the game at 7 after their opening drive. #GoDucks

Has a WR screen gone for more than 5 yards this whole season? I feel like we're averaging 3 YPP on those #GoDucks

Oregon Defense is playing way more zone on that first USC drive than I've seen all season. Maeava and co. go 75 yards, giving the Trojans a 7-0 lead. Let's get this right back on offense. #GoDucks

Love that Marcus trolled Uw and picked UCLA. #HUCKTHEFUSKIES

Dante Moore was asked about the significance of Marucs Mariota being inducted into the Oregon Hall of Fame this weekend. Here's what he had to say.

So good. #GoDucks 🦆

Sadiq is an ANIMAL. Just keeps punishing the Minnesota defense. #GoDucks