I locked in all my football bets on Tuesday, and I really don’t like any of them now 😭😭

I left dinner with my Mother and my Sister in the West Loop last month, walked 3 blocks in 9° degree weather to Lyric Opera House for a performance of The Nutcracker. Our seats were in the balcony. My Mom climbed 4 flights of stairs at 73 years old almost like it was nothing.

Verizon Wireless sent me an apology and a $20 dollar credit yesterday. Which, I guess is cool. At least it’s some type of acknowledgment that they fucked up. But if they were really about that life; none of us should have to pay our January bills.

PARDON MEEEEE?????

Gonna spend several hours this weekend switching between playoff football and the PGA Tour. That last button is finna do numbers, bubba.

Saving him for the championship game at Levi’s #Smart

Dawg I haven’t had cell service going on 8 hours. This country is ass

Man Top Gun Maverick is such a fun movie

I hope the Falcons DON’T hire Mike Tomlin. Because I like Mike Tomlin and I want good things for him

Every label in the bathroom got read when you were doing a number 2

Mucinex is doing crazy numbers right now

Lmao they cutting up on Rodgers’s behalf 😂😂😂

I can’t believe I’m the age where I’m watching the kids of players that I used to watch as a young adult. That’s so crazy to me.

Real television

Could’ve sworn I seen Eagles fans on the skyline last week during Seahawks/Niners talmbout, “I don’t see us losing to either of these teams…” And now they are going home after a 1st round loss at the crib???? Say it ain’t so!

Lowkey this might be the first time Shanny has won a game while trailing in the 4th quarter. BUT I DIGRESS

“Shanny doesn’t win games when trailing at half…” “Shanny doesn’t win games when trailing in the 4th…”

Dropping 7 or 8 with the game on the line seems so counterproductive in today’s league, to me. It’s why teams just march right down the field. If you get beat sending dudes, so be it.

*one of the worst defenses in the NFL that has played exceptionally well today

Need 6 here

Those Airbnb knives be dull as SHIT 😂😂

An overseas Super Bowl is likely, but what’s more likely to happen, and what’s really gonna set people off, is when the Super Bowl is pay per view

Damn Cignetti’s coordinators have been with him since IUP. Nobody is gonna beat this team

That is CRAAAAZZY

Dante Moore has gotta come back to school. Not just because I’m a selfish Ducks fan, but he needs just a little more time to bake. Super high ceiling, but he needs to clean up a few things in his game.

I had multiple jobs by the time I was like 13

Nah this team really hates Lane Kiffin 😂😂

Whole state of Virginia drives like they’re shook. So I know Virginia State troopers be out here wildin

We used to watch Emeril 5 nights a week. In prime time. Live in prime time. Like there was a house band and everything. Shoutout Doc Gibbs

A perfect finale

Taylor Sheridan took the whole Friday Night Lights TV show motif, changed it from football to big oil, and boom. Landman. Halfway through a Landman episode I half expect coach Eric Taylor to come on screen and be like, “CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN’T LOSE!”

We might get dragged again, but we finna be looking CLEEEAAN. This is the best away uni combo in a minute 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #ScoDucks

They can’t see over all them toys on their dashboards. Like grow the hell up

🔥🔥🔥🔥

My daddy told me over twenty years ago when it comes to dressing, the classics never go out of style. And to this day it might be the single greatest piece of advice he’s ever given me

Bruh I really don’t want to go. Like more so than any other year after the break. Like I’m really contemplating becoming a vagrant

Need that new season of Hacks

His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol

Bills and Broncos should always wear these unis. Been saying for years now, every professional sports team should be wearing what ever unis they were wearing in 1995

*HBCU CFB rivalry

Smh we would’ve beaten the BRAKES off of the Broncos in that Super Bowl 😩😩

I know the holiday break is almost over because my gummy tolerance has reached Thanos levels.

“This is probably the strongest statement…” A strong statement here, a strong statement there. All of the strong statements, from America. A very strong country. SMMFH I need everyone to fuck all the way off.

Dawgs finna roll these boys up again

The way we looks at the camera. It’s borderline creepy 😭😭

Lol this is only the second time I’ve heard Fernando Mendoza speak, and I’m already super annoyed. I know his family is full of *those* Cubans

Can confirm with one hundred percent certainty, the SEC team will win the next game