Someone at St Pancras was convinced I was an undercover police officer. I didn’t realise I exuded such dom energy.

Fun when someone opens a PR they obviously got an AI to write for them, and then another AI reviews it and points out all the mistakes in it… 🙄

It’s November, why TF is there a mozzie in the bedroom as I’m trying to sleep 😡

Uh oh www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...

Random thing we were just chatting around. When was the last time you had someone come asking for "a penny for the Guy"? I can’t recall having had someone knock for this since I lived with my parents.

Do you always think of Al Gore when you hear Celebration by Kool & the Gang or are you normal?

So yeah, uh, if anyone wants to hire a scientist next year, hit me up. My specialties include Raman spectroscopy, FTIR, astrobiology, plastic pollution, environmental degradation, meteorites, and Mars

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canvasser: so, are you voting for zohran? voter: after what he did to san francisco? he tried to trigger the san andreas fault! and besides, how can i vote for him? i thought he fell off that zeppelin.

Got two Silksong endings today, but also the platforming section near the start of Act 3 is bullshit.

I think fighting the First Sinner gave me a stress tension in my neck 🥹

Having a rock and roll Saturday night watching Thunderbirds on YouTube. Why are these scientists keeping their growth serum in an open beaker in a chest-high cupboard?

Safety on board (2025, digital media)

Loved this specific exhibit in the Nobel Museum

My flight tracking app is really getting into the Halloween spirit

Who needs to watch a zombie film, when you can just go to a hotel breakfast buffet?

Feeling out of touch and old at the gay bar having to Shazam things 👨‍🦳🏳️‍🌈

När man är i Sverige...

Now with Vitamin R™️

Is this a trap?

Be not afraid of the cunty ship 🚢👁️👄👁️

Not enjoying the fact our hotel room is configured in such a way that my feet touch the wall when I’m in bed. I’m only 5’11". This should be a 6’+ person problem.

I did not expect my cocktail to come in a make-up box:

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Off to 🇸🇪🛫

I failed to notice when we booked a mini break that this week was half term

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Bosses with defeat fake-outs… 😒

Boo. The one person I didn’t want to win Masterchef Australia won.

Cheesed Groal the Great. Only took 15 minutes… 😆🧀

Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you googled. Sexy Thameslink engineering works 👷🚂

Instagram wanting £3.99 a month to look at other people’s photos ad-free is very Edna Krabappel laugh

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On the one hand, I defeated Disgraced Chef Lugoli and now I have an even sharper needle. On the other hand, fuck Trobbio and their nonsense.

If you saw this on a shelf while out shopping, how much would you assume the bottle inside it would contain?

Having seen an advert just now, I wondered how much it would cost to fill a small swimming pool with Chanel No 5. Ignoring bulk discounts, for a modest sized pool the answer appears to be £235.4 million 🤣

Once upon a day most lovely While I pondered my discov'ry Of a missing bell and paper, plus the specs from off my conk Which were snatched while I was napping Suddenly I heard a flapping Of a dreadful creature, snapping. Quoth the horrid goose, "HONK HONK"

after I picked up my kid from school today I got a message from the school saying they couldn't do much work since Amazon was down and also they couldn't tell us that they couldn't do much work since Amazon was down, since Amazon was down

Spotted someone from my old job in WeWork just now, but I have absolutely no idea who they are or what they even did. It’s gonna bug me.

daysSinceItWasDNS = 0

At least this time AWS remembered they shouldn’t host the operational tooling for their status page in AWS.

Not enjoying Silk Song right now as I’ve run out of exploration. Every one of the ~7 options I have to progress somewhere new involves an annoying and/or difficult boss.

Found a wild @jamiebgall.co.uk in London. You were all gossiped about. Especially you. Yes, you.

Someone took a team photo taken yesterday and ran it through one of those Ghibli-fying things, and not only do I look the most trim I’ve ever(?) been, but it even replicated the unintentional gay-leg pose I did 😅

The waiting area at Brussels Midi has vibes of the old Elephant & Castle shopping centre. Glamour it is not.

Well, Brussels certainly was a place.

Found a really on-brand ginger beer:

What a time to be alive:

Are you a gay Tory, or are you a:

Sorry everyone, I accidentally packed the UK’s internet this morning before I left. I’ll bring it back on Friday.