The martians are invading!!!! We’re covering this BREAKING STORY here: YouTube.com/gttupod

LOVE THAT JOKER (We’re live) YouTube.com/gttupod

Just did a Kenan check. He’s 47. SNL is 50. He’s been on the show for 22 years. He’s been on SNL for nearly half his life. He’s been on SNL for almost half its existence.

We’re recording live right now. What could be more important than this? YouTube.com/gttupod

TELL EM LARGE MARGE SENT YA! YouTube.com/gttupod

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Recording a brand new episode of Guide to the Unknown right this very minute! YouTube.com/gttupod

Hi everyone this is Potette speaking Kristen and Will are fine forward this to 10 people so I can curse your day too I mean bless lol 😛

Nintendo has to be one of the least consumer friendly companies around. They're adding Virtual Boy games to their online subscription at no additional cost! Cool! Oh, you can't play them without a mandatory $100 thing. Okay. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

I've been sitting on a free Nintendo game voucher for nearly a year, waiting for them to put Metroid Prime 4 up for pre-order. Voucher expires in 2 weeks. They JUST put the pre-order up! Finally! My plan is paying off! Oh wait...because the voucher expires before the release date, I can't use it.

Something horrible happens. People react in various ways. Then comes the JUDGEMENT of the reaction (which is carried out by the most pious). The REAL mudslinging happens during the reaction to the judgement of the reaction. I PERSONALLY prefer judging the reaction to the judgment of the reaction!

Someone played the up close Charlie Kirk video in the room and it was looping over and over. I couldn’t look away, and now I feel nauseous and fucked up. Fuck guns. Who wants that shit?

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Recording a podcast about weird creepy kids stories. You should join us YouTube.com/gttupod

Recording a new show right now! YouTube.com/gttupod

Did a chill run up your spine? You probably sensed that we're recording a new episode of GUIDE TO THE UNKNOWN! YouTube.com/gttupod

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Recording a spooky podcast LIVE!

It's been a SCARY long time, but we're livestreaming again! Join us as we record the next episode of GUIDE TO THE UNKNOWN! YouTube.com/gttupod

No matter what position you prefer to sleep in, they always put you flat on your back in the coffin.

Hey was Squarespace always annoying as hell to use or has it gotten worse? Resizing images is basically nonexistent, which feels like one of the most basic things a person might want to do. Am I supposed to feel my blood pressure raising while editing a blog post?

HELL YES @themythtraveler.bsky.social

Shout out to Hulk Hogan, who is dead. The last thing I was aware of him doing was struggling to rip his shirt off for Donald Trump. Very impressive.

If you're attending #SDCC2025 I'll be there with some copies of FOBIA. I'll have about 30 regular edition and 20 Hardcover Deluxe Edition. If you want one just find me on the show floor. I'll be at booth 1435 from 2pm to close everyday 🤙 #indiecomic #horrorcomic

Conspiracy theory time: I suspect this is the first of many unwritten terms of the Paramount-Trump bribe. And we will see (and not see) more as the months drag on. And if it's not, congratulations to the CBS/Paramount executives on learning why journalistic ethics exist. Perception is reality.

I've gone to several tapings of The Late Show (proudly their first Halloween show) & The Colbert Report. Stephen Colbert is a genius. Supposedly CBS can't find the money to renew his contract? Their settlement to Trump probably didn't help... One less voice to help make sense of the bullshit...

IT'S TROUBLE WITH TESSA DAY

I think Trump is colluding with Boravia

Today is the launch of The Trouble With Tessa. The first television series I've ever written. It's hard to explain the feeling but I'm thinking a lot about my previous projects and how proud I am to have this series sit next to it's older siblings. All links here: www.scaryfun.fun/home/thetrou...

MINE HAS SHIPPED, MINE HAS SHIPPED

Copies of our new WNUF spin off, TRICK OR TREAT with REED RICHMOND have arrived and we've begun mailing out copies of the disc/zine. Link in my bio. October in my heart. Happy Halloween!

It's impossible to believe that, over 100 years ago, a man named Obediah Pringle was shocked to find his name & likeness stolen by a snack manufacturer. After failing to sue, he claimed their chips were an unnatural shape & therefore IMMORAL. He died penniless. No one knows this story to this day.

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Pre-orders for my novella GORMAN’S HOUSE are now available directly from Mad Axe Media, including with this absolutely sick as hell VHS packaging!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? www.scaryfun.fun/home/gttu398 GTTU 397: I Know What You Did Last Summer ORIGINS — Scary Fun

WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER YouTube.com/gttupod

Get it on your calendar! I just bought a table at the NJ Horror Con in Edison on September 27th and 28th! Drop in and say hello! I’ll have some of my Survive the Night comics, some Guide to the Unknown podcast stuff, and maybe some other surprises if I can swing it!! www.newjerseyhorrorcon.com

JASON MANTZOUKAS SHOULD BE THE AMERICAN TASKMASTER THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

How’s Annie? HOW’S ANNIE!? www.scaryfun.fun/home/gttu397 GTTU 397: TWIN PEAKS Season 2 Sticks the Landing (?) — Scary Fun

The trailer for "The Trouble With Tessa," the first tv series I've written, is here! As much as there is to say, my instinct is to just get out of the way and let people form their own opinions! The Trouble With Tessa premieres on Screambox July 15th. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dWv...

Recording a flaming new podcast. BROILING! ROASTING (It’s hot) YouTube.com/gttupod

If you’ve seen the cover of our latest issue, #63, and you’re curious about the Jersey Devil face you see there, now is your chance to see that very devil in person! July 13: Weird NJ Presents – The Devil & Daisy Dirt: A Garden State Gothic Event in #Montclair, NJ! weirdnj.com/weird-news/j...

I’m so torn between being sick of the phrase “AI slop” and being thrilled that it (over)use means artificial intelligence can’t shrug off everyone’s disdain.

Hey everyone, I'm looking for a trans perspective on Twin Peaks' character Denise. I did a simple google and found stuff, but I figued I'd also consult the squad! Feel free to drop recommendations or DM!

The Trouble With Tessa is a mystery/horror series I wrote, and it’s coming on July 15th! Trailer Wednesday, sneak a peak today: bloody-disgusting.com/screambox/38...

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Popped off in today's episode a bit. The Salem Witch Trials felt a lot like all the shit happening around us today. It was FASCINATING (and also fuck DT and MAGA) www.scaryfun.fun/home/gttu396

So gay people shouldn't get married, trans people don't exist, immigrants should be deported, women can't be president... Kinda cool that straight white dudes don't have any limitations. The actual law doesn't even apply to us!

THE SHOW! THE SHOW! IT’S STARTING

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