I use so many gross descriptive words in this ep, I really did my best to paint a disgusting picture in the audio medium

My understanding is that Conclave is like The Expendables for the drama guys?

Did you remember that Jeff Daniels is in Speed? I did not

If the hair on my head grew as fast as the vertical, wiry hair on my eyebrows, I’d really be cookin’

I fucking cry in this week’s episode, full tears and boogers but also laughing bc of the absurdity of it all, it’s fucked up. I cried WATCHING David the Gnome, I don’t know why I didn’t consider what might happen when it was time to talk about it? I would have done it anyway but hooboy!!!

There was, indeed, a lot to say. Really all you need to know is that there’s a haunted sweet shop, how cozy does that sound? Like who even calls it a sweet shop? Cozy town people, that’s who

I’m coining a new term for this one: “nightmare fuel.” Go listen!!!

Just remembered with a jolt, with a JOLT, that in the late 90s Drew Barrymore wanted to make a Wizard of Oz sequel called Surrender Dorothy after she made Ever After, so our nationwide cinematic relationship to Oz spin-offs almost looked quite different

Once again @timheidecker.bsky.social and @oncinema.bsky.social are ahead of the curve of the latest stupid shit. Nostradamus level geniuses.

I'm a freshly minted Nate Bargatze stan

Maybe the drones are just Santa doing research and central NJ is where we have the highest concentration of good children???

Calling it going to “the little lads room” would be much funnier than “the little boys room.” Dudes should start doing that

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Bluesky needs a verb equivalent to “tweet” for posting something. I think it should be bloop

Horse names rule. Watching a Murder She Wrote where there’s one named Anchors Ahoy