Ok keeping an eye on the background of earlier episodes after the ending of episode 7 is wild 👀

I've given up on myself it's time to eat pumpkin pie at 1am sure why the fuck not

Finished with today's side hustle. Time to go hang out with my friendo and catch her up to date with The Chair Company 😈

Okay so now that I've finished the first two episodes of Heated Rivalry I feel like this because I recommended it to my coworkers

6 hours of Ken Burns American Revolution docuseries, with a Heated Rivalry premiere chaser so I can make sure nobody knows what the fuck I'm even talking about for at least a week

Started doing my old ballet stretches again and I'm popping bones and joints back into alignment I forgot I even had

Thanksgiving meal going too well? send this to one of your cousins at the table:

Trying to figure out what to wear for holiday gatherings and I realize my wardrobe is only "would you like to look Catholic or like a magician?"

I can't believe it's already The Holdovers season tomorrow.

“All I wanted to do was make people laugh.”—Charles M. Schulz⁠ ⁠ 🎂 Today, we celebrate the birthday of Charles M. Schulz, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 26, 1922. ⁠ Thank you, Mr. Schulz, for all the happiness and laughter.⁠ ⁠ Photo by Michael Myers, c. 1954 © Schulz Museum.

We all need to get dramatic portraits like this done with our cats. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Had perhaps the most NH experience of all time and almost got run down by 6 deer while walking to my car

:) did anyone else pick up any Rosemary's Baby vibes from the most recent episode of The Chair Company? #🪑Co (IG: @ ObliviaJean)

Making something great.

Making something weird.

If she's your girl why did I just pick her card??

Girls be like "ow why does my tooth hurt" and it's because they got slammed in the jaw with the corner of a really heavy box of frozen dough this morning (I do not have dental insurance please pray for me)

The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media

Close enough... Welcome back, Laura Palmer.

barkbarkbark⚡

Idk what on earth people have said in the one day I was not at work but it is a little refreshing to know people are intimidated by you ngl

one pill makes you larger and one pill m-- *gagging wretching coughing spitting* #🪑Co Go ask Alice

This is where I retreat to my layer of insanity and marinate. Another lovely Sunday night with the Chair Company homies ❤️‍🔥🫶🫶

G D it I'm over here trying to draw #🪑Co parallels with other media and getting my screen caps filtered

:) no reason

Dogs barking in the background of this show. Dead dogs... Baby dogs. Poisoned dogs. . . 🤐🤐 #🪑Co

The Chair Company is so so good, please watch it. It's one of those things where I feel confident I could list some cinematic influences, and they're all some of my favorites.

Soooooooooooo!!!!!!!! #🪑Co

Tim Robinson 🤝 Kyle MacLachlan 🤝 Mia Goth . I love The Chair Company so much.

Every house needs a room with Eyes Wide Shut vibes tbh #🪑Co

I kind of think I can wish things into the world now #🪑Co

WAIT WAIT BABY WALK WITH ME-- #🪑Co

it’s time! #🪑Co

Feeling like the most insane person on earth rn. I can't even park on my street because of the fucking frat boys everywhere. My beef with college bros strengthens every day except for the ones who like me. We're cool.

#🪑Co night! Everything in life is going well. Everything is calm and not alarming.

Nobody in any of the debates asked Mamdani if he owns a first pressing vinyl copy of To The 5 Boroughs? Okay

Getting The Rehearsal S2 and The Chair Company S1 in the same year is INSANE!

Huge day for paranoid people everywhere there actually is a group of people having meetings about trying to make me leave because they don't like me

Is it bad I wear eyeliner when I know customers will be terrible so that my death glare is more intense from a distance and they don't interrupt me with a bullshit attitude?

I fucking love Conner O'Malley. Watching Slugs to prepare myself for work the weekend before Thanksgiving. They're all fucking slugs.

Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.

I wish everyone F1 roleplaying with modded exhausts on 16 and 155 a very THREE SLASHED TIRES AT YOUR NEXT STOP

Oh shit After The Hunt are on Prime now!?

This is the time of year where everyone fucking snaps and has an affair or shoots cars driving down the road huh

buttering up the guy who stands to become the face of everyone opposing him, in the midst of his own military turning against him for being asked to turn on their own civilians. little bit of fear coming to terms w someone who knows ball in the city your family and cronies fucked to dust me thinks

I say shit like "my anxiety isn't bad" and today someone I know waved at me smiling in the parking lot and I said "oh my God i thought you were a murderer"