Maybe I should be glad I can't find a specific picture from 2007

The is Barred Harley Jarvis, a barred owl who lives in our yard.

Winter is something I'm totally fine with I love snow I love shoveling snow and driving in it I loooove the absence of light and heat and the stark absence of flora and fauna

Has anyone tried the protein add-ons for caffeinated beverages and how many toilet paper rolls did you go through immediately after

Fizzy is a good late night accomplice. We have an agreement where nobody has to know we are both eating too much in the dark at 1:30 am.

I hate that when someone dies your brain just pummels you with it like it's new information every once in a while out of nowhere

Thinking about Tesla's bird wife

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So glad I don't have to work tomorrow and watch everyone take the Patriots decorations down and then get yelled at all day lmfaooo

Me 🤝 19 year olds 🤝 50 year olds

No Kings includes Draft Kings

getting hot and bothered thinking about how much money dave portnoy probably lost tonight

Some #🪑Co love for you all 💘💘

I'm posting #🪑Co valentines but I've been so busy I missed any that have already been made so sorry if I accidentally ripped anyone's off 😭

Set a personal record of embarrassment at work today by needing someone to help me get untangled from my own limbs.

The part in Secretary where James Spader is just feeding Maggie Gyllenhaal food from his hand casually is exactly the kind of thing I'm looking for. Not sexual I just need someone to feed me like a beloved pet.

a little bit of hope means you want to know about the world, no matter what it's done to you

Prayers up for my tummy please

It hits literally 3⁰ over freezing in NH and we have people flipping cars, feral behavior, and buildings exploding

Charli xcx I'm sorry I ever doubted you I forgot you did the score for Bottoms and were in a Gregg Araki movie

10/10 ICE protest sign

Every time I treat leather shoes I feel like a pervert

my preschool teacher sending me cards and adding me on fb. we've reached brand new levels here

When is meteorologist-oracle groundhog hunting season?

It's so cold that just walking to your car burns off like half a day's worth of energy trying to regulate your body temp 🥲

Watching The Doom Generation and it's making me think maybe my younger days were more wild than I realized

If you press that button Francis Coppola drives to your home to watch with you.

I think the only two times I've ever heard the word "squoze" is in Secretary and I Think You Should Leave

I need a handler like animals at birthday parties or famous people have.

My problems could all be solved with a dope faux fur coat or shawl

Today has just been bad after bad after bad thing :( I wish I could personally beam out all the love and kindness everyone needs right now because it sure feels like it's dipped below the horizon with the sun this winter.

Idk how I managed this but I was up really late watching Crash (1996) and did not have any strange dreams??

You can look down on the working class as much as you want. But do you get paid to dust off venetian masks and assemble tape recorders and record yourself speaking into them before going to your normal job? No. Boring.

THE BRIDE! stars Jessie Buckley, Christian Bale, Annette Bening, Peter Sarsgaard, Penelope Cruz, Jake Gyllenhaal and director Maggie Gyllenhaal share the films that influenced their new film 👰 See which cast and/or crew member made each selection in the full list: boxd.it/RIuxq/detail

What do you mean Eyes Wide Shut screening in an actual theater next month. Oh my god. I'm staying so calm.

Oh, okay.

I have a new rule for myself where if I make a joke about a movie I haven't seen I have to watch it. Anyway, I am watching Secretary.

My mind is still caught up on me asking someone their favorite hobbies and "untangling necklaces" was in the top three.

Just had someone respond to my message with "what do you mean?" Hell if I know, bud

My "mental health day" including hours of watching someone with a kidney stone crawl around and puke and beg me to kill them instead of ever calling an ambulance is so beautiful and helpful.

I just had to spell my 15-letter last name to a seemingly blitzed receptionist over the phone just to be told the soonest urgent neurology appointment is in 368 days. Love it here.

The awards season is so fascinating because you get to see which newly famous people are experiencing weapons-grade LA drugs for the first time

You're invited to play a puzzle created by cabinboy. The clue is: "Someone's belly is pushing up into the buttons..." #🪑Co #wordle =)

Can someone who understands makeup please tell me how to deal with having black eyes thank you

Slowly correcting my knock knees by myself with willpower and spite and dance classes.

The "this is a great film" to "I need to smoke 500 cigarettes immediately" craving pipeline.

Great news tho Marty Supreme is incredible.

Why does asking your friends to hang out feel like being dragged naked through town and then being drawn and quartered

Good Morning from the Sonoran Desert 🪶 (ID in alt-text)