Cancel your trips, leaf peepers.

Anyway I fucking love hockey

I did not foresee this game getting so wild & every time they show Bedsy up close he is making the scariest face I have ever seen in my life

CHIPPPYYY 👀👀👀

I WISH WE STILL HAD DMITRY ORLOV I just saw a picture of him smiling on the Sharks account and it felt like seeing your ex get married or something

I love when you are with someone and see someone else you know and they greet you with a nickname you have to explain

I was already so ready but now I am SO READY

This was the year I half learned how to swim so maybe it will also be the year I learn to skate without a cone

I'm suddenly realizing that the water is undrinkably chlorinated even when filtered for the past couple months because of the drought. Like they're probably just rapid cycling and chemical bmbing sewage or something yeah? Idk how water works

BRUINS REGULAR SEASON HOCKEY WE ARE SO BACK

"we'll have to start getting together sometime that isn't a funeral" - person you will not see until the next funeral

Bro has 2 impeachments and 34 (?) felony convictions. I think it's safe to say nothing from Within our own government is going to do shit with the way it's been carefully constructed to be exactly the way it is. Unless, for some reason, his favorability collapses within the military at this point.

Mentally I am in the weird warehouse hallway at the back of that one BU bookstore

LOOK AT THE MOON

Funeral director saw all the Greek flags on the casket and thought we weren't going to ask him to slip a coin in the mouth. Amateur hour.

Will Smith is such an important asset to San Jose

If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it

Kinda wild Ritalin is used off label for POTS sometimes and I didn't realize this until I started taking it for ADHD and suddenly am not on the brink of fainting every time I swallow something or stand up or exist

I think every millennial can relate to an astronaut. We are all in a high ranking position like this with the same life path, I'm glad someone is finally telling the universal truths.

I deserve an honorary anthropology degree for the things I see when I have to drive through the UNH campus.

Hang in there, migraineurs.

Alone yelling at a preseason sharks game on my laptop hockey is such a good sport for people who don't know how to shut up truly

October full moon means I'm settling back into hockey psychosis

82⁰ in October. The reservoir is dried up to the point of just being mud and old tree stumps. Only one day of *potential* light rain in the morning in the 10 day forecast. Is that good?

I would love a logical not terrifying explanation for the phantom knocks on the back door in the middle of the night but I'm not sure there is one

Hocus Pocus is so funny. They're tooling on this kid for being a virgin and Sarah Jessica Parker is having a manic episode while ovulating.

Everything sucks at the moment but at least Alexander Skarsgård came out as bisexual

Remember when I changed my last name to the old version to avoid the family curse and then the family member I changed my name to match as a close bonding thing fucking dropped dead two months later.

i kinda roll my eyes at the serious heads who're like "this isn't what adults do" or have so little humor that they're calculating odds of nude versus clothed opposition... anything that emphasizes how bankrupt of logic and how antifact the feds are is fine by me

Apparently I'm good at writing obituaries maybe I should freelance that. Also does anyone have tips on how to not think about coffin flop at a wake/burial?

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Hockey Approaches

The immense shame and embarrassment of being that one guy who always has something wrong happening. This is why I isolate myself from ppl irl so I don't get bad vibes on others and then I just mass bad vibes post here I'm sorry

Observation from take 2 of trying ADHD medicine. Instant release is definitely more instant of a release than extended release.

There are only a select few people in your life (if you are extremely lucky) to love you unconditionally and I lost another one today, very suddenly and unexpectedly. I know it won't get easier and I feel terribly for my family members that had firsthand witness to it. Please send good vibes 💜

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

If I get the surgery I need I need to be on HRT for like 30 more years (IF I CAN EVEN TOLERATE IT) and considering the current administration will not be able to afford it. If I trial with lupron first it puts me in immediate menopause for several months and if I can't tolerate HRT I'm fucked.

This is what every day feels like lately.

Finally gonna see Chinatown so I can be a real cinephile™

Got my ticket for MMM next week and if it's Kiss of the Spider Woman I hope strangers like to be near a crying person

National Guard troops serve an important role in helping our communities during real crises — but advancing the president's political agenda isn't one of them. Military troops patrolling on our streets must not be normalized.

Listening to the horror audiobook for my book club while I'm up alone at a house in the middle of the woods during the off season. The main character gets a phone call while she's alone as the landline here rings and then there is no record of a call when I go to check the caller ID. 😳

deviled eggs, menges, livingston manor, new york, 1978

"I can finally get some sleep!" Military airbase next city over early in the morning: ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📣📣📣📣🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️

Engagement/wedding rings are just day collars for your fingers

My tetanus booster has been working overtime these past few weeks

rabbit watermelon with melon balls, menges lakeside, livingston manor, new york, 1978

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