Currency Wars shenanigans

Do you know? Do you know? Have you heard the news? Oh! Shed no tears for me, dear friend, though my doctor has burdened me with a grim diagnosis! A shock!, my love, what could it be? Sniff sniff, I'm sorry to say, I've been afflicted with the most terminal case of ligma! L-ligma? B-but, what cou

Ugh it sucks that I thought Octis would be my favorite of c4 but turns out I can't stand his character.

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Sometimes my chair will wobble and I'll feel like an earthquake is starting, and I have to remind myself that I don't live in earthquake territory anymore.

Doing grown up stuff like waiting awkwardly to the side while the internet guy fiddles with our router.

Love that I ordered a sausage and egg biscuit specifically without cheese, only to be given an egg and cheese biscuit with no sausage. What the hell, man.

42 balloons 🎈

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Her Royal Highness.

At work on a Saturday for once and thoroughly throwing off every coworker that sees me. It almost makes up for the lack of customers. 😴

Sleep well, my baby. I love you so much. My world will not be the same without you.

Male coworker said he needed money and was going to spill McDonald's coffee on himself to get rich quick, which was like the perfect bait for me to launch into a tirade about the smear campaign against the victim and what actually happened, and everyone in the break room being unwillingly educated.

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The FFXIV playing cards demo deck! Look at my beautiful baby! 🔥 Info about ordering, on Patreon (you can access the post even without being a member) - www.patreon.com/posts/demo-d... If you have any questions please let me know #FFXIV

Waiting room photo.

I have learned who has recently become obsessed with AI and now every employee flyer looks like a busy and obnoxious ad. Hate to see it.

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Ugly-ass AI flyer in the break room is probably important but I don't read flyers prople can't be bothered to make on their own so 🤷🏻‍♀️

I love talking about it. Friend asked me to try it, but I played for one day and then dropped it. Years later, when I realized how much I liked him, I re-subbed to the game and made a catgirl to pair with his catboy. Subtle, I know. Anyway, it's been 8 years together now.

It is finished. 😌

I super hate that I can't tell if I'm actually chatting with a live agent or if it's just a chatbot simulating having to type out these super cheerful sunshine responses.

Why is it I can only eat 2-3 eggs for breakfast, but when it comes to hard-boiled I want 175

You're gonna have to pry the millennial "lol" sentence ender from my cold, dead hands.

boothill boothill BOOTHILL BOOTHILL

LOL I forgot I made this rant already

I refuse to interact with AI assistants when I'm trying to call a customer. Screen your calls like a normal person.

Time to play everyone's favorite game: Did the hail storm damage my car?

I am not built for doing office work on the sales floor. I am built for a quiet and calm office where forklift horns don't interrupt my phone calls every five minutes.

Moved my WoW house next door to my boyfriend's. It's going well.

don't threaten me with a good time

These people would absolutely die to a limit cut.

good post

I'm not done with the Vereesa love today so behold the fanart I commissioned many moons ago during the height of my obsession. Bless @guttertongue.bsky.social for how many times I commissioned her.

She's just.

Me, a Vereesa Windrunner stan, playing through the March on Quel'danas and then watching the end cutscene:

Pre-emptively opening commissions as money is going to be tight due to recent illnesses and dental work. Any shares appreciated!

The number of adult men that come into my work and ask me a question I have to look up the answer to, and when I take more than 30 seconds say "Forget it, I'm going to [competitor]" as if it's a punishment? Laughable.

One of my favorite movies! I really loved the series when I was little 🦕💖

me after completing one task

Middle-aged woman overcomes fear of making her own over-easy eggs and gets it right on the first try. They're not the prettiest, but they are delicious.

FINALLY. FUCK YOU TYRANT 🖕🖕

Daily Affirmations: 1. Nothing wrong with me. 2. Nothing wrong with me. 3. Nothing wrong with me. 4. Nothing wrong with me. 1. Something's got to give. 2. Something's got to give. 3. Something's got to give.

Newish coworker talking about a man she started dating. She went on about how impressed she was that he asked if he could pay for her coffee on a date. She was floored, it was so considerate. The bar is apparently on the floor.

To the person who asked a con guest to sign a long enough quote that now every con guest charges by the word I hope you have THE Mondayest Monday of all Mondays.

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Things my Alliance ass never expected to be able to do...

My friends are trying to kill me with kindness because another friend upgraded my Midnight edition so I can play the early access release. 😭