Soon, these tomatoes will vine and I'll trellis them into... A TOMATO WALL

my biggest zine distribution day EVER!!!! 31 copies!!!! mostly to family but hey, it counts!

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

🚨 A CREAM SAUSAGE BUSH SPROUT HAS EMERGED 🚨

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

who else out here still loves minimus ambus 👋 #transformers #digitalart

its not even noon and ive already done like a week of housework AND gotten stoned. hows that for efficiency?

What the first episode of Bravern was like (now colored and remastered for 2026)

welcome to THE BATTLE OF THE DECEPTIPEPPERS! jalapeno vs jalapeno, soundwave variety vs megatron variety. I have two pots of each and they were planted about a day apart. #maccadams #transformers

Soundwave: superior? Only time will tell.

me, sobbing in the general direction of my garden: "come on sweeties, you can do it, i believe in you"

you heard it here, folks! Megatron is extra large, thick-walled, and just RIPE for stuffing! #valveplug

CREAM SAUSAGE BUSH TOMATO SEEDS HAVE HIT THE BUILDING A DAY EARLY

t-minus two days until my cream sausage bush tomato seeds arrive 🥛🌭🌳🍅

cream sausage bush tomato. im growing one this year and the name has been rattling around my brain like a jumping bean. cream sausage. bush. tomato. cream? sausage bush. tomato. cream sausage bush tomato.

April, and the race track's heating up again! #maccadam | #hiitsmoto

happy iron leaguer day!!!

i had to. i wasnt gonna buy any more seeds but come ON. DECEPTICON JALEPENOS!!!!!

are you telling me that there is a variety of jalapeno named megatron AND one named soundwave???????

we got bushsteak (big honkers), san marzano (sauce), sungold (yellow cherry), pineapple tomato (big yellow honkers) , and a random heirloom i bought at the grocery store that was really good

if all goes right, i will have five tomato varieties growing in my yard this summer. cross your fingers.

Yo, it's V1 from ultrakill #transformers #maccadam #transformerswhirl #mtmte

The forces of evil hate it when old dudes link up

my orchids are blooming 🥹

Fulcrum trying his best to cheer you on ⭐

PRIMO STORIES! for free!!!!!! go read!!!!

i think i like gardening??? vegetable gardening???? im going down a rabbit hole and making lists of seeds to try??? im bursting with joy when my seeds sprout????

i have tamed the beast (got it swapped with a fresh one)

i can't stop thinking of Mister Bones. i read this like a year ago and he haunts me still.

i planted so many tomatoes today. it's gonna be tomato town in my backyard. san marzano city. my italian mama is gonna have all the goddamn tomatoes she could possibly want. im so fucking stoked.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

real talk for a second, my iud is wearing off and i feel fucking insane (in a bad way)

I can’t escape him. I see him in everything, the moon, the stars, the flowers, Instagram reels…everywhere I look he is there

Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

#transformers #rid2015 happy late anniversary!!😊

the boys are back in town (thrust and dirge) i used so much nail polish to paint thrust and it was so worth it.

I'm so curious about that theroux manosphere doc but i know it will do psycic damage. if anyone watches it, give me an overview?

dirge is supervising his trinemate's repaint

i thought i could fit in in california after a lifetime in the northeast but you know what? i think the oakdale testicle festival has bested me. thank you, local circular, for the ad but i don't think i'll go.

fujoshi are a sign of fertile soil, like a parasol mushroom in your potting soil. when you see them, even where you may not expect one, you should be grateful for their presence. it is a fortuitous sign of growth to come, and an inspiring reminder of their resilience and adaptability.

i have escaped from the gauntlet of temptation unscathed. i was nearly seduced by a brick of cat print origami paper but i held strong. please clap.

i write to you from a michaels bathroom. ive taken refuge from the siren song of the bead aisle. wish me courage and strength on my trek through the fiber art section.

kilouea is ERUPTING!!! she's so slay 💅 www.youtube.com/live/gXKuUyK...

I LOVE FANFICTION I LOVE THAT HUMAN CIVILIZATION WAS BORN THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO SO THAT I COULD READ DEVASTATINGLY SINCERE FANFICTION IN 2026 RAAAAAAHHHH

god i love those old school anti-pirating psas. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR

AHHH i won the blokees lottery 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

i always feel like somebody's watchin' meeeeeeeee 👀

The Foster Botanical Garden was whimsy incarnate. I felt like a little tiny fairy bopping through oversized plants. Everything was huge and beautiful and thriving.