I think it’s time for Hegseth’s mommy to send him another email.

More and more, I feel like I’m living in an episode of Black Mirror.

Existential dread all the livelong day

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NO KINGS!!!

This is absolutely disgusting. There are so many things happening that are appalling and frightening, yet this post on X from the official DHS account has me utterly gobsmacked. Uncle Sam would NEVER approve.

My bologna has a first name, it’s T.R.U.M.P My bologna has a second name, it’s E.M.U.SK Because all the MAGA have a way, with B.O.L.O.G.N.A

Truly disturbing how easily these people lie about anything and everything. It must be nice to feel no shame.

men will literally dismantle the federal government instead of going to therapy

Me too!

For, borne on the night-wind of the Past, Through all our history, to the last, In the hour of darkness and peril and need, The people will waken and listen to hear The hurrying hoof-beats of that steed, And the midnight message of Paul Revere.

I’ve aged 20yrs in two months. By the time Jan 20, 2029 rolls around, I’m going to look like the crypt keeper.

Radiohead’s Creep as elevator music is just plain Creepy

With all these pants on fire, I can’t believe more hospitals aren’t over capacity

Whine Kampf. #StateOfTheUnion

Trump, Vance, and the whole cadre of odious troglodytes are nothing more than pathetic Putin bootlicking bullies. The tough guy routine is tired and lame. The pathetic edgelord in t-shirts and trucker hats should wear a suit. The attempt to embarrass and harass war wearied Zelensky is unforgivable.

Another Fresh Hell Friday. Yay.

Lately, my dreams consist of me screaming a slew of obscenities into the void. Then I wake up, and scream some more obscenities into the void.

First Musk, now Bannon

I think my cat sees dead people

When it’s that time, he’ll have no problem fitting in with the other toasted complected souls of the damned.

Do you think when Trump and Elon talk about the first time they met, they refer to it as a “meet-coup”?

Anyone else EXHAUSTED?

I just love how many cat appreciators are on here! Happy Caturday!

🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

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My husband once had a cat named big balls. I wonder if they’re related.

FEDERAL WORKER AT A VIRGINIA TOWN HALL: “And to top it all off one of Musk’s top lieutenants and his wife and young child have shacked up on the 6th floor.” 🤔 Full: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2r7Y3V7/

I may seem calm, cool, and collected, but this relentless eye twitch says otherwise.

I think my cat sees dead people

Boy, do I sure feel bad for my therapist as of late.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

Help Wanted. 👇

Incompetent Dork Stuck in the 7th-Grade Takes Time Away From Messing Up Twitter to Mess Up the US Government.

Can’t spell Melon Felon without Elon

“There’s no way I can handle 4 years of this sh*t” -my IBS

Jamiroquai warned us. We are at peak Virtual Insanity.

There was a giant cockroach in my bathtub this morning. I named it Donald.

Poll: Which one of these shrunken apple heads looks the most like RFK jr?