German broadcast. Nailed it

I hope Jose Andres has the best evening.

ESPANA

FUCK YESSSSSSS ESPANAAAAAAAAA

Over/under is 5. I’m taking the over.

THAT IS A FUCKING FLOP

A month ago, I received a spam text asking me if I’d be willing to chat about Arkansans’ views on Israel. I ignored the text. It was almost identical to the text in this story.

🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).

Just make them play for longer because this is fun.

MBAPPEEEEEE

Now they're doing what we call "trace forward" in the food biz. "Now that we have a suspect [lettuce from X farm].....where ELSE did that lettuce go?" In other words, a whole lot of companies were probably serving that lettuce! Taco Bell just had a good tracking program, so they found it first!

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

If France pulls this off, I will cackle.

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

The Blues Brothers I was seven.

The actual blame is Taylor Farms. Taylor Farms owns Earthbound Organics and is the largest supplier of salads/lettuce in the US. Taco Bell just did the actual investigative work the FDA did before RFK jr decided we do not need food safety surveillance.

Bruce Taylor (CEO of Taylor Farms) also likes to give heavily to Republican PACs like Texans for a Conservative Majority and Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump.

WHAT IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT. BAN PREDICTION MARKETS. Seize assets. Hold those who run these criminally or civilly liable.

Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development

I hope Andres Cantor has the best evening.

If y’all would give back the Parthenon marbles, I’ll bet it would come home.

Hmmmmm

The perfect way for this game to end is both sides down to 10 men and scoreless. Decide it with PKs; miss the majority of them.

This game is chippy

Absolutely the fuck not.

If Starmer wasn’t done before this, this statement probably would have done it.

Once again: Internet Law

New Orleans, that little empanada chain restaurant y’all have absolutely slaps and now I want an apple pecan empanada. It was a fun and oppressively humid weekend.

BOOOOO ESPANA

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I saw the perfect encapsulation of the cybertruck this weekend in New Orleans: On Loyola near the library, there is what appears to be a busted cybertruck with a bungee cord holding the front and together and graffiti on the side, including the word “stuck” on the passenger side window. 10/10

This is why it is so valuable to use your own words in any political advocacy situation, folks.

Seriously, just read the full piece. It's short, it's bullet points — and unlike RFK Jr's HHS, it'll tell you about the treatment that's effective against Cyclosporiasis — and even where, if you're so inclined, you can buy it tonight www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...

There are only a few hours left to comment on the proposed OMB rule that would eviscerate American science. This is the single best summary, and guidance for how to write a comment, that I have seen. PLEASE submit something, even if it is only 2 or 3 paragraphs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

"If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." -- Anne Lamott

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Oh fuck you fifa

SON OF A BITCH

ARE WE NOT CALLING SHIT ON FUCKING ENGLAND

Man is gonna age like a rotten orange.

We’re number 1! LOLSOB

People Magazine out here pulling zero punches.

www.reddit.com/r/Arkansas/s... That’s an expensive fuck up.

"Historically, abandoning Google Search would have been commercial suicide, according to SEO consultant Lily Ray. It is simply too valuable...But the gradual erosion of search traffic in recent years has, paradoxically, given publishers more agency to consider walking away from the platform."

related, I have sent this @drewmagary.bsky.social column to so many people lately. it really speaks to the moment of what ALL publishers — of any size, content type, funding model — are up against right now

GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

MBAPPEEEEEEEE