oh no theyre crafting jokes again

i cant believe i found two hot freaks who love me and love dating me its so cool to be polyamorous!!!

happy october new spooky name i hope i scare u all

wish i could wear mascara on my bottom lashes without looking like a monster oh well say la vee

(In the Time Dungeon) Wow, this ancient skeleton looks just like mine.

god i get so scared looking at glen powell

7:30 bed time!!!

the pinkest man to ever live lmao

sorry for freaking out its just that everything

Fwd: fwd: fwd: FWD: fwd: VIDEO PROOF!! CNN CONFIRMED❗️Real life angel found!! And it’s the girl reading this ☺️

love to have one (1) beere before a comedy show event

everyone who worked/works for ice should be kneecapped

the mocha latte pretzels from trader joe's taste like stepping into a mall barnes & noble, one with a starbucks inside

getting mad about my work clothing restrictions again

every week i consider taking a break from weed and then i remember all the fascism and how much i love to be gay and smoke weed and then i decide to keep smoking weed

ranted to a client about christian nationalism and purity culture for nearly an hour today cuz she had no idea about the depths of it and now im gonna send her some book recs

chihuahuas come in 2 varietals: baby deer or potato

tomorrow morning a truck is gonna deliver WAY TOO MANY copies of Sex Change and the City to my house, so anyway I panicked and now you can get 25% off of 2+ copies of SCATC, this week only, with code TWOSHOES. 📚🛒: girldadpress.bigcartel.com It's a trans/queer Sex and the City anthology btw :)

sorry i cant come to work im too busy horny texting my crush

btw if you want to support a broke trans woman, my game about landlords comes out in two weeks and you can wishlist it now

garlic bread

Sama'a's daughter Julia is three today. She has spent the majority of her life in fear and deprivation. Please give what you can to help her have a happy, normal birthday gofund.me/db56c7ce3

humphrey just got to meet the neighbor cat that walks around the courtyard and screams and he did such a good job!!! im preparing him for the eventuality of a second cat in the home

im not supposed to wear athletic shorts to work anymore which is mad bogus, i wear them for sensory needs and also i look cool as hell

remember when all those fake covid testing sites showed up and stole a bunch of people's identities

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

love to see a bunch of lib yard signs like "beware of doge" etc and then see a tesla parked in their damn driveway

skinny jeans seem to have been rebranded to cigarette jeans again and im looking forward to buying some lightly worn biggest pants u have ever seen at the resale shops next year

if i ever want to buy one donut im actually going to buy two donuts cuz its a good idea to have a backup like to gift to someone or if u drop the first one or like if a bird steals it

Oh hey man. Yeah, yeah I got the invite but I don’t I can make it. There are hot milves in my area who want casual sex and they want it right now

haveing a real good time being gay and trans and polyamorous

left them at work. its fine im fine thanks

i kinda wanna start watching naruto

boooo booo tomato tomato tomato

Hot honey this hot honey that, why dont you worry about that hot honey you’ve got at home… Your wife!’!

lost my big nice headphones??? wtf???????

ME: Hey man. I just wanted to say I’m sorry for shooting you with the dracula ray back then. With the benefit of hindsight I would have approached turning you into a dracula differently, maybe even not at all. MY FRIEND: I vant to accept your apology!!

Got permission to post this; one of the trans women who was assaulted last week by a gang of anti-trans creeps has a gofundme up to help her with medical and survival costs while she recovers from a concussion. If you're able to help, please do. www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-tra...

need to get high and have a pretty girl slap me in the face

im the only one who knows how to make strong enough coffee at work

I think at times like this we need to come together and remind each other what’s really important: the new baby fanaloka at the Nashville zoo

six months on t :)

saw a teen on the bus with a dang ol vote for pedro shirt omg

“A new volunteer-led organization called Grandparents for Vaccines launched Sunday on National Grandparents Day with a mission to share firsthand experiences of life before vaccines were widely available.” [kgw.com]

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit

someone tell me to stop wiping out on my bike

stick a fork in me im done!!!