not a vampire
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i love myself (they/he) dont be weird to me
realizing just how much of 2013 ive forgotten lol its amazing what the freakin brain can tamp down
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it's so wild when girls do a full slick back with the middle part i just i could never
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its giving goya
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Shruke
5 days ago
Working hard to get my Phil, Everybody wants a Phil
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just saw a really annoying person with a variation on the haircut i was wanting, bye guys im starting over
7 days ago
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meet your neighbors, say hi, learn their names even if it feels scary or weird or uncomfortable. we gotta
7 days ago
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went for a cheeky pint after wwork and met a lovely scottish man with a tiny dog named nessie
7 days ago
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tuck woodstock
8 days ago
good morning! this is another crucial, vetted fundraiser. please help Minneapolis families stay sheltered in their homes! we can do this together!
gofund.me/42478bf01
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very cool that my job sometimes includes doing pretty hair for pretty girls
8 days ago
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worked one day and i wish it was already the weekend
8 days ago
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this is what every kind of doodle looks like to me
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11 days ago
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booked an appt ok love u
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12 days ago
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five seconds away from cutting my hair into a sickass mullet again i dare u to tell me not to
12 days ago
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the testament of ann lee was sick as hell would recommend
12 days ago
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got pictures of almost all the haircuts i did today but unfortunately my brain is mean so i cant look at any of them for a day or two
12 days ago
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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton
13 days ago
a look at some of the new stuff i put on the ol’ etsy store (in addition to restocking some old favorites)! i’m really happy with the work i’ve been making lately ✨
ladycelery.etsy.com
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no one stopping me from getting into bed at 8pm!!!
14 days ago
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hey itms easy to make a fake spicy tuna with a can of chickpeas, mayo/veganaise, and sriracha (soy sauce, sesame seeds, furikake, chili oil all welcome additions)
15 days ago
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just had a client who was basically me if i were a pisces lmao literally down to their little under eye dots
19 days ago
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Erin Reed
20 days ago
Hey everyone, We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history. Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
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spending my entire waking day setting up the impossibly intricate rube goldberg machine designed to set the alarm to wake me up in the morning so i can spend my entire waking day setting up the impossibly intricate rube goldberg machine designed to set the alarm to wake me up in the morning so i ca
21 days ago
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i love reading a bad poem, somebody wrote that and put it out into the world and its just not good. i love it and im inspired every time
21 days ago
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renember
21 days ago
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can i tell my credit card company to stop raising my limit
21 days ago
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i should get back on letterboxd this year
21 days ago
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feeling careless and fragile
22 days ago
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this is the ideal bikini situation lets freakin gooooo
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22 days ago
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if y'all give up & dont have it peekin out of yr bikinis by this summer thats fine but u could be livin better, living free
22 days ago
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im not gonna hate on everyone growing out their bush cuz its trendy, im simply going to appreciate all the full bush and pray that we see more body hair in general thank u yes to more
22 days ago
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must be exquisite to be giant clam
22 days ago
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doing poorly
22 days ago
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did u know.. it sucks to be sick
23 days ago
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Andrew D Thaler
23 days ago
50 fresh "How to Report ICE" zines folded and ready to deploy in Little Free Libraries around town. Versions for multiple regions available from
@meganpiont.bsky.social
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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(vocalists vocalizing)
26 days ago
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at least theres a new season of the traitors tonight
26 days ago
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birthday canceled im sick
26 days ago
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did my t shot in approx 3 minutes 50 seconds, timed perfectly with edge of midnight (midnight sky remix) [feat stevie nicks] by miley cyrus
27 days ago
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(attack regardless of target)
28 days ago
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(fateful rock music)
28 days ago
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i dont hold grudges!!!!! i let them claw into my heart and brain so they can support themselves without my help
28 days ago
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i dont need lil angel wings yattooed on my shoulder blades!!!! i dont need it!!!!!
30 days ago
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FULL MOON NEW YEAR LEMON PIG
about 1 month ago
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handsome
about 1 month ago
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boys pls let me give u the john wick haircut pleeeeas
about 1 month ago
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im gay
about 1 month ago
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Laura E. Hall
about 1 month ago
Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋
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got three days out of my manicure before the top coat started peeling, how so other hair stylists do this
about 1 month ago
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one time months ago i saw a couple rats running up an alleyway and so now every time i walk by i have to check for more rats but i havent seen any since that first time. but i wont give up hope
about 1 month ago
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been watching lots of poker face, unrelatedly have re-committed to growing my hair out as big as possible
about 1 month ago
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beck
about 1 month ago
Telling my dog misinformation about Charlie brown’s Christmas
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