my bedroom gets the best natural light

i have tomorrow off for the holiday and i may watch a movie just by myself wow incredible

still feels like im waiting for someone else to come home but they wont!! i live alone now!!!

pretty and nice girl told me i smell very nice, life is worth living

cleaning and reorganizing my home and kitchen, hanging up mirrors and throwing out old seasonings, springtime is new beginnings!!!

mr beast reminds me of the evil bunny in hoodwinked imagine if he also sounded like andy dick

my son just ate a bug :)

for someone who is not a vampire i sure did spend a lot of time picking up all the grains of rice i spilled on the carpet by hand cuz my vacuum broke earlier today

periwinkle and chartreuse and petal pink is top tier color combo thank u springtime

my pcp better give me hormones!!!!! if they give me a referral im gonna be sad!!!!

did it no problem actually. im a champion and good at anything i try, i could even do it again if i wanted to. but i dont need to, thanks

feeling insane can someone please swaddle me and feed me popcorn and pet my head while i watch reality tv for seven hours

while u studied the blade i studied the bigger blade

mmmmm yum yummy time for my nightly microplastics yummm

desperately needing a mess of chinese takeout and a big cry but unfortunately i have to schedule that out for later this week when i have the time for emotions

i have to set up a wifi on my own for the first time in my adult life tomorrow, it should be easy, they make it easy now, right, please, it has to be..

the thrift store was playing kate bush!!! i found a bunch of cool things that were exactly what i needed!!!

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

ooooooh im feeling passionate about my job again ok cool!!!!

we all have that one friend who's just like uhh always clammy

salty black licorice paired with a cool rosé hello

dreamt my room was filled with mini opossums and armadillos and i was so afraid pest control was gonna try and remove them even tho they were soooo small and cute

thinking about how girls are so pretty and sometimes boys are too

ah another day of being beautiful and strong and knowing i am a normal person who is good at their job and is doing enough even tho it really feels bad all the time

i 👏 need 👏 attention 👏👏 thanks

desperately needing a kiss but i dont want to meet anyone new and i dont want to kiss someone i have kissed before which is making things tricky

anyone want to come over and watch this 2nite

👼🏼🪽

im gonna make some sweet tea tomorrow

when i live alone i will be the only one loading the dishwasher and i will load it perfectly exactly how i like it every time,

pressed the button to cross the street, car man drives HALF thru the intersection, stops in the MIDDLE for me to cross, i motion him to keep going cuz he's BLOCKING THE DANG INTERSECTION, he flips me a double bird, rolls his window down AND tells me to go fuck myself lmao i love being a pedestrian

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

sierra ferrell has a face tattoo but that doesNOT mean that i get a face tattoo OKAY ok ok

i dont talk a lot about high school cuz it was terrible

remembering back in high school debate class when i argued that conversion therapy should be illegal and one of my classmates argued that gay people should never have the right to marriage

i need some good stewed pinto beans asap

Visibly support my trans wife thank u

ok thats what i got for you freaks love you, love youuuu

my inside energy feels so sharp and crunchy like a bunch of shattered crab shells

honk honk honk honk honk honk honko hon

every day im thinking about the vegan sub shop

there was a pair of pants that i wanted for SO long but i never bought them and now i have seen some people in real life wearing those pants and i am so grateful that i never purchased

hmmmmm..

sex dream about a friend

dying empire vibes ✌️

i feel like im the only person in the world who actually knows

calling people "freaky nonbino" (with a long "i" sound) instead of "enby" because "enby" it is one of the worst words i have ever known

dreamt i was back in school and also working horrible retail and i skipped school and my job!!