Dating for quality is literally like looking for a needle in a haystack... and that includes the possibility of being "poked"...

They're always stealing y'all's IP...

Booyyyy parenting your parents is exhausting... they think they know everything lol

Today is one of them days where the weekend doesn't start until I get a drink...

On a fire 3-day stretch... Mizzou ranked. Eagles win. Won my first softball game of the season. The three stooges from my 1st period class are suspended for 2 weeks!

Let me be a little more specific, arguing with **black people** not wasting time with anyone else

Debating with people about that dude CK is exhausting...

lmao i guess those death penalty threats are off the table huh

Damn, green bay looking good

Am I the only person walking around here who didn't know who the Kirk dude was...

Old recruits keep popping up by the week, new potentials don't have their head in the game... New year is my year tho!

Hell yeah, on that dial-up internet sending out all the "ASL" messages!!

It's that time of the year, everybody trying to spin the block...

Y'all the #Eagles broke patrick mahomes...

She's back on the first day of football season!!! It doesn't get any better, Eagles repeat!

First day back to work after a 4-day vacation feels like orientation all over again...

Jerry Jones taking the cowboys to the grave with him 😂 😂

Nope, cause they know somebody on the internet is going to justify their behavior...

Even though I have to work tomorrow, today feels like my Friday because all of my siblings are coming to Texas to visit me this weekend for the holiday...Couldn't have a bad day if I tried

How come nobody told me how fire coffee and chocolate are when consumed together!

A twist out or curly afro is gonna get me every time...

All that talking last night for you to wake up and say that you still feel like trusting is worse than being alone...

Instagram adding location sharing, Spotify adding Dms, what is going on?!

My co-workers stay trying to hook me up with their kids, knowing that I talk about how I'm not a monogamous person at happy hours...

Damn UMI didn't give me one "moonlit room" on her new album...

This is the one youtube.com/watch?v=mTXN...

I hate when artists who know how to write/deliver, create, and arrange full songs give us 2-minute tracks... i.e Teyana Taylor, listening to the new album just made me go back to her last album, felt like I was wanting more after every track especially the ones that I liked...

Announcing that you're leaving the streets has the opposite effect than its intended purpose... lol

I saw someone say this looked like one of the disguises Raven Baxter would’ve worn 💀💀💀

We randomly got rain & hail last night, and it took almost took my phone out, water got all in my charging port...

Work schedule will not let me sleep past 5 am, even on the weekends...

My boy putting some respect back on the number 24 for Philly. Pick 6 in his first game...

I really had to take a nap before the night's activities start ...

Stayed out until 2 am on a school night, and now I'm at work paying for it...

We just messed around and played pickleball for the first time today, and I actually enjoyed it...

Just finished episode 2 of 'Smoke', I'm hooked...

Decided to call my friends instead of texting them, I ended up on the phone for 4 hours yesterday...

“We can disagree and still be friends” About sports and movies n shit…not about civil liberties being taken away.

Got a new phone, and forgot all about this app...

Saturdays we grill

This is the first song I listen to everyorning since it dropped...

I wonder if crawfish think about me like think about them...

These gyms are out of control. LA fitness wants $250 before you even pick up your first dumbbell...

I miss random nudes in the middle of the day. They never keep doing what they did to get you in the first place...

Happy #314Day my STL people, hardly home but always reppin'

Convinced to come outside for spring break

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