My old man yells at cloud for today is, I hate when people call something “extremely mid”. There’s a word for that: bad. If it’s extremely, it’s not mid, it’s either good or bad.

The rage-baiting on monetized social media accounts is out of control. I just saw a video where some girl was trying to say her brother pays $1800 for a high rise apartment in Austin…when in reality that’s his share in a 4 bedroom apartment so the rent is actually $7200.

I'm so ready for Goebbels Barbie to be tried in the Hague.

trump is the president in the sense that he holds the office but he very clearly isn't the president in the sense that he has basically relieved himself of its duties

“I was just following otters.”

I don’t even follow sports but A&M football losing is a win for everyone. Fuck that school.

It’s weird how I can’t name a single winner from The Voice and the most successful contestant was eliminated early…and no one remembers he was on the show (Morgan Wallen).

I really enjoyed Richard Linklater’s, “Nouvelle Vague” but I’m finding “Blue Moon” to be absolutely torturous.

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

Gay men will put you on their Instagram Close Friends list without you asking but then act like they don’t know who you are when you see them IRL.

AI is not a therapist!

I hope she spills all the tea on her contributions to the J6 riots on her way out the door.

We’ve been watching that Michelin Star restaurant show on AppleTV and I’ve learned that if you want incredible service, dine alone. They all tend to think the Michelin inspectors are solo diners.

I seem to recall two assassinated in Minnesota and the husband of the Speaker of the House nearly beaten to death in his own home by Trumpists.

At the risk of sounding like the suburban (cat) dad that I am, Costco's "Executive hour" is the best benefit of that membership level. I just got everything I need including picking up prescriptions in 10 minutes and had NO line to checkout.

Any other xennials randomly get the Muppet Babies theme song stuck in your head? “When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there…”

I’m only 3 years older than LeBron James (we share a birthday) and I get hurt if I sleep wrong. It’s crazy to me that he’s still playing in the NBA. I just know his knees and hips must be hurting.

Kilby Block Party always has great lineups but you're never going to trick me into going to Utah.

Wild that President Cankles told a reporter "Quiet Piggy!" and it's barely a blip in the news.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Waiting for Democrat fundraising texts and emails to begin in 3… 2…1

Hadn’t listened to Leon Thomas but figured I should after seeing his Grammy noms and hot damn he’s great!

I will never get used to hearing people’s phones at full volume in restaurants.

This Supreme Court is a fucking joke

Just watched the first episode of Pluribus and I am freaked the fuck out.

WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. airlines cancel more than 1,000 flights on first day of cuts tied to government shutdown.

Still waiting for Michael Rappaport's crash out

Congrats to the GOP on their record-breaking government shutdown. Truly inspirational shit.

As someone who lives in Texas, it’s really none of my business…but I need Mamdani to win tomorrow.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

A device exploded inside the Goldenson Building in Harvard’s Longwood medical campus early Saturday morning, according to a message from the Harvard University Police Department to University affiliates. Matan H. Josephy and Laurel M. Shugart report. www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

TFW a customer treats you like shit then says they’re never using your service again

How do I explain Daylight Savings Time to our cats?

While he brags about a damn marble bathroom. I am so tired of this man in the Whitehouse.

I want a democrat to get bit by a zombie. I want a bloodthirsty, feral, hotheaded warrior creature who will stop at nothing to win. Where are my political animals who will fight tooth and nail for what is right? I’m sick of the high road. It’s gotten us here. We need a new route. A lowdown dirty one

It’s wild that the government can stop paying for things during a shutdown but we’re still expected to pay taxes. Fuck this administration forever.

BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown. Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.

Texas is so weird, I just voted at a Holiday Inn Express.

Not a joke. We deadass live in an onion article.

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

We watched the movie House of Dynamite last night, it would have been a 4 Star film for me but the ending was extraordinarily dissatisfying to the point of being upsetting and making us feel like we wasted 2 hours of our lives.

I made an impulsive decision to drive to Dallas to see Cooper Flagg play last night and the Mavs had their first win of the season and Cooper scored the most points he's scored all season. Clearly he could feel the Maine energy.

If it ends up not raining, I’m going to lose my mind.

Seems too obvious to say, but I'll say it anyway: Trump is tearing down the White House *because* it is illegal. This is meant as a vivid demonstration that he's in control and that no one how can stop him will stop him.

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

I really want to see the band Rocket but their Austin show is on Halloween night and I think I’m too old to be downtown on Halloween night.

I've been revisiting the original Dexter series after watching the latest reboot. It's wild how some seasons are SO good while others are so awful. I'm curious what could make a show so inconsistent. For those who've never watched but are considering...you can stop after the John Lithgow season.

The way RFK Jr fixates on autism is low key a sign of autism

It's that time of year again when my small Texas town posts that they'll be closed for Indigenous People's Day and the Meemaws and Peepaws from Facebook lose their goddamn minds.