🙋🏿‍♂️It's me, some dipshit! 1. Texas banned cell phones, but didn't ban school resource officers. An SRO is a cop that walks the halls in high schools, violently assaulting Black kids for no reason. No one believes Black kids about this. Smartphones are the only path to accountability.

And yes, learn to code. Still. And be aware of the dynamics that make it much harder to get hired these days, especially for college grads. 10 years ago, knowing how a compiler works, didn't mean that you would get a job hand-compiling code, or even working on a compiler, or designing languages.

using claude code feels like that episode of tng where dr crusher is in a static warp bubble and constructs her own reality where she’s the only one on the enterprise and she spends the whole time arguing with the computer trying to make sense of what’s happening

Good thing nobody uses those commit shas for compliance or regulatory bookkeeping or anything important like that

Happy 4/20 to all you potheads! Lots of people genuinely thought that mass incarceration would disappear overnight with the decriminalization of weed. I told y'all it wouldn't. People believed it would go away because they thought that Black people smoke more weed. But... white people smoke more🤷🏿‍♂️

Okay but who IS talking about the racial superiority subtext? Cause that seems kind of important. We like to ignore that part when it actually explains all the rest of it.

"It will be awkward when Future Me finds too few dumplings for a lunch. At the same time, the sentence 'There are too many dumplings' is like 'Everything I say is a lie.' A logical impossibility, in short." I put all the dumplings in the steamer.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

This is why erasing Black successes from history is so important to racists. Without that, the central premise of racism starts to fall apart. To believe in racism, people need to believe that white people have all the accomplishments and discoveries, that Black people have none, and Asians copy.🤡

She's similar to Mamdani in that regard. To a white voter, Bernie Sanders and AOC probably seem like very similar candidates. But to Black voters, they are worlds apart. Bernie has blond spots a mile wide. I told folk that he will never be president. Not that AOC is perfect! No one is flawless.

I said what I said about Ossoff being closer to the presidency than Buttigieg or Mark Kelly. I don't care what your 538, or unsliced polls, or Dem strategists say. Ossoff would get both high turnout and more than 90% of the Black vote. Buttigieg and Kelly would not get enough votes from Black men.

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

And finally, a Texan is not "someone that lives in Texas." Confusing, I know. A Texan is "someone that has given more than $300 to HEB for groceries and more than $300 to Reliant Energy for a summer electricity bill in the same week." You can leave the state, but that pain stays with you.

Good luck MAGA. You're never going to get Texans to boycott Halal meat, because it's every barbecue obsessed person's secret ingredient.🤷🏿‍♂️ Muslims and Jews don't like eating poo in their meat.🍖💩 The rest of us don't seem to mind it for some reason? Kosher and Halal meat have almost no poo in them

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Every article like this is trash, mealy-mouthed cowardice. They talk of "lesser known stories" and how the effort to tell them is "under pressure."🤡 They don't say what is plain to see: "Racist people don't like Black stories being told, and so make active efforts to erase them from history."

Pretty wild week — forgot to post but Dungeon Crawler Carl Unstoppable is live and I am so proud of our team's development on this game. As a HUGE nerd about this series it was very fulfilling creatively to get to play in this world. And the game is a banger. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...

I said what I said. You can support the pope of racism, or the pope of Catholicism, but not both. This is only a difficult choice if you haven't accepted which religion it is that you've been following.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

IDK, I don't watch that stuff

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

a cat there and not the human duality build, fill the sadness

"Viewpoint diversity," is just their way of saying, "Let the nazis talk!🤡" It's silly and I don't have time to pretend that it's not. But when people complain about the left not "being unified" and "always disagreeing with each other?" That's real viewpoint diversity. That's supposed to happen.

I said what I said about the pope of racism (as opposed to the pope of Catholicism). If US racism is your religion? He is your pope. If Catholicism is your religion? Leo is your pope. For some of y'all it took him literally threatening the real pope and then posting blasphemous images to see that

absolutely. the first republican national convention post-trump’s death is going to have an AI Trump hologram blessing the nominee

As a real person who has spent a lot of time fundraising for my actual neighbors the scams and bots on here make it worse for everyone who is trying to do real work. If you are a leftist who believes in direct mutual aid you should be against this even if you believe the people involved are real

🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡

There is a reasonable path back. Everything doesn't have to be all existential all the time. 👴🏻"If we even have elections!🤡" We are having elections. 👴🏻"The GOP is going to try dirty tricks!🤡" So? The GOP always tries dirty tricks. Always. There has never been a modern election where they didn't.

even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them

1. US Median household income stats don't count people experiencing homelessness. And US homelessness peaked in 2024. 2. 48% of the US has no money left each month after paying rent and bills. None.

if it's still too expensive just pirate it honestly

I did not spend years being told that as a poor teen mom I was responsible for the downfall of society to be told that having *fewer* poor teen moms is the downfall of society. Teen moms can’t win!

The Element (fits a couple)

New quarterly investor update template:

"NATO! You disloyal, scary lil boy! You won't go! You ain't 'bout it! You didn't get active! You're shook! You have no heart! You wouldn't ride with us against... well, against NATO! When we wanted to steal Greenland from... well sure, OK from NATO OK, when you say it that way, it does sound odd"🤡

Yup. Anti-Blackness is powerful. 🤡"When the 'woke' mania swept the country in 2020, I took a step back and reevaluated where I stood and why I stood there." 🤡"I joined a nonpartisan organization as a legal analyst, advocating for parental rights in schools, against race-based affirmative action"

Yup. They wrote down that they were going to do this as early as 2015. And when Black people read their words, and said, "If you elect them, they are going to try to turn the US into a white ethnostate and restart Hitler-style ethnic cleansing! Look, they wrote it down!" people didn't believe us.🤷🏿‍♂️

8 AM: I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION! I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! KRISHNA HAS NOTHING ON ME!!! 8 PM: I meekly accept your terms. I agree to pay you $150M a day. I agree to slap myself and say "me!" every time you ask "Who is Booboo the Fool?" I agree to all terms that you write in Farsi.

Paragon’s Graphite isn’t magical, it’s just malware. It still needs a zero day exploit to compromise a phone with updated software. The best thing you can do to protect yourself against Graphite is keep your phone up to date and enable Lockdown Mode on iPhone or Advanced Protection Mode on Android.

👨🏼"Election victory! Huge swing for the Dems! Yes this district still voted for the GOP platform of "Shove your own hand in the garbage disposal and lose your fingers." But 9 years ago they went for garbage disposal finger-eating at +30! Now they're only self-mutilating at +25! That means progress!"🤡

Okay cool, at least for two weeks? Now, none of you let him know how many Ls he is taking on this! Everyone just keep pretending that he "Art of the Deal'd his way to victory!"🤡 Just keep saying things like, "Obama could have never negotiated this!" Don't bring up that Iran clearly won.

After Trump's latest genocidal utterances, I'm posting this again from Anaïs Nin’s diary from 1939-1944: “America is in even greater danger because of its cult of toughness, its hatred of sensitivity, and someday it may have to pay a price for this, because atrophy of feeling creates criminals”.

My prediction: it's not going to be a nuclear strike. It's going to be a massive and futile conventional bombing campaign against civilian infrastructure. Hitler's V2 campaign, 2026 version. Because Trump knows what the IRGC knows: that Trump is running out of time, ammo, and en route oil tankers.

again very funny to think that a critical pro trump message in 2024 was that he wouldn’t start world war iii

pro

i made the skate story key art completely in engine btw

i repost mekka bc mekka says it. i dont even need to add anything.

Happy Christofascist Easter to all who celebrate! Jesus is risen! And also, threatening war crimes and terrorism against a civilian population!🤡 Impressive levels of "are we the baddies," and we're not even at brunch yet!

i do not think therefore i do not am

What in the actual fuck was that