gotta get to franklin county green party headquarters (the taco bell at hudson and high) for the election night watch party

Earnest goes to CPAC.

As smart as the average abolish property tax in Ohio person. Just zero idea how anything works.

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Nobody: Somebody for some reason: melonussy salt and pepper shakers.

Not a west sider in sight there. They tried to Dublin up the West broad tee jays lmfao.

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

It's not the point but looking into this I have learned Mr beast has 700 employees and I don't wanna be in a world where a Mr beast has any reason to have 700 employees. That can't be good.

RFK Jr cut a dead racoons hog off. Now let him tell you why you should shove several ounces of beef tallow in every orafice you have available

i hope the democrats who lost two elections to a pedophile with dementia, as well as the dem president and his dem AG who chose to do nothing about said pedophile with dementia, feel good about themselves today for maintaining so much decorum

I will walk buck assed naked down sullivant ave if he could even identify more than 3 countries on an unmarked map of the middle east.

Damon Zex would appreciate what the aftermath of this tooth being cut out looks like... 90s Columbus cable access humor. Very topical. My face hurts.

I think my best dude slid out the door behind me and is no where to be seen. If you happen to be on the Westside of Columbus near glenview and see a small adult male grey cat. Respond to this. I feel terrible and devastated that I might have got my cat harmed in some way. Fucking horrible

The band Overtime blocked me for pointing this out and I'd tell king of clubs but they blocked me for telling them it's ass to take band merch money. idk if they are above booking pedophile though.

Is there a conceivable not weird or horrifying reason for this?

Can moe do an affordable root canal and crown?

I was gonna say I didn't know I moved to Anchorage, but it's a balmy 31 degrees there

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Can it just happen so we cam have 1 good day followed by the horrific truth of a JD Vance presidency, thank you very much Ron Howard, who we will all see in hell.

Camera man thought he was slick

Oh so none of them get it. Neat.

Oh, why did I turn the news on. NBC just interviewing some jack ass defending this. Hope he shits himself into oblivion.

Here at CES 2026 the state of Ohio is making a threat

I got another one...probably all food related. Tabasco sauce is the natural light of hot sauces.

Idk if this is too aggresive but skyline chili is a warcrime.

Denver has the 80s 90s look on. Broncos by 30.

I just got told I shouldn't use a potty mouth about this in a local progressive group fb group and yeah, alot of liberals really have no fucking idea and can't be bothered to start making these puds at least feel a social consequence.

Oh, I sleep for 4 hours and wake up more awake than I have, probably ever. I'm sure this method of existence is sustainable.

Gave him the ol whatever this is

Is the tech bro version of truck nuts or something?

An update

Columbus folks: there have been several reports of ICE hanging out on the Westside, along norton and around that area. Try to be aware for your neighbors and yourselves.

When I'm president, I will arm all service employees with a blunt object of their choice they get to use once a week.

Someone posting this with his head in a fb group

Lol the browns are so bad

I never really knew exactly what "serving cunt" is but I feel like the Tampa Bay Buccaneer throwback pirate is serving pallet of cunt

Everyone has to see a primary before a specialist you dipshit

Fumbling and throwing an int in the same play is impressive

Finally my only possible inheritance, my dad's vast collection of 90s camel dollars, will come into play. Everything is coming up Milhouse

Riley Gaines is gonna go all gollum cause some new college student got all publicly stupid and pissy over trans folks existing is gonna steal her thunder. That Oklahoma mom is really helping throw her daughter into a den of conservative perverts for hate and a few bucks.

Something got beat.

heard your mom has a big game today

It would be a war crime to get up at the moment

I thought canceling meant like for your opinions, not "I physically forced people to watch me crank it which is sexual assault" but ok.

Mr Brightside sucks

Good job Michigan

Holding apparently isn't a penalty good lord I could see his shoulder pads

If that ends up a touch back I'm gonna lose my ever loving mind