Don’t drive distracted!!!!!

You wouldn’t call Liza Minnelli a nepo baby

#FreeFootFriday #FootSky

pouring an airplane-size bottle of Disaronno velvet cream liquor into some hot chocolate and renting a Todd Haynes movie

ok chat, it’s been a minute but i need help, what’s a movie that says “i could be in las vegas having an affair with my ex right now but i’m being the better person”

We called it mansplaining when penis gallery was *right there*

AMC Stubs but for hotels to have sex in

🎶All I wanna do is 🔫🔫🔫🔫 And-a Hawk-Tua And spit on that thang🎶

So like…5pm?

░B░I░O░M░E░I░N░P░ U░S░S░Y░

tired: Lily Allen foot collab wired: getting @eve6.bsky.social to notice me

Millennial sylvia plath sticking her head in a air fryer

have I posted this one before? #footsky

feeling precarious af

…no offense to Octavia Butler but it’s not hard to look up the dates of future elections…

what if they made a stomach that didnt hurt

out of town and missing all the people i usually kiss, in town

when I’m not dressed like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob I freak out

How you act when the printer quits working is the real you

It’s feet Friday so here are some toes up close 😘 #FootSky

showering in the dark to make shaving more exciting

sent home early from work for being too sad fr

Make a bitch go

no one better put me in a starter pack I stg

I can’t tell you what I’m listening to, you’d fall in love with me

It’s spelled “liquefy” but some of y'all aren’t ready to hear that

I’m not a personal trainer, I’m a backend developer

psa don’t put clove oil on your butt

Cursed object

“Now I know how Joan of Arc felt” like are you sure

We called it mansplaining when penis gallery was *right there*

I’m mostly a subskeeter but I’ll domskeet for the right person

Taking a lovesick day

Manifesting a foot girl collaboration, me + Lily Allen. 🥹

carman peaches, painted by royal charles steadman, 1929

Imagine loving Lily Allen more than I did in 2006 consequence.net/2024/10/lily...

Sorry for being annoying that’s just how I flirt

Surely no ill portents here

When you and your girlfriend are both subskeeting her husband >>>

I do customs FYI, DM for deets

Alerting every bi wife I know to the existence of a hot alt girl working at the local bagel spot

dirty mind, clean feet #FreeFootFriday #footsky

I WILL put my fingers in your mouth

might fuck around and learn echolocation in 10 weeks and have a rewired brain as a result www.scientificamerican.com/article/anyo...

entire generations haunted by a little old lady whispering “hush”

Siri, how do I wake up?