cis ppl are ontologically evil

Obama if he was Simpsons: "My yellow Americans"

Playing Mario Party 6 on stream with @alexiad.bsky.social and Alvar! Been wanting to do a stream like this forever so feels good to finally get around to this, looking forward to skillfully finding all the hidden blocks back to back www.twitch.tv/bigyellowyt

you're in a Sakamoto manga bro, we already know that

size queen but just for balls

German fighting game terminology isn't real, it cannot hurt you. German fighting game terminology:

people see a perfectly happy couple where both parties sometimes get intimate outside of the relationship and start making up fan fiction about how they are secretly emotionally torn up about it. like no bitch, that's how YOU'D feel

tbh if you think the most important thing about sex is what you do with your genitals then you are probably kinda bad at sex and intimacy

I might just quit strive at this point

I feel like Spiderman x JJJ should be a more popular ship

women are something so great

one always lies and one always tells the truth

you're not punk unless you're having gay sex

Twitter is so unresponsive that I can tab over to BlueSky and write a whole-ass tweet before twitter actually loads in the page i want it to

Balatro yuri

it's possible that sex isn't about power after all, and it's actually about honesty

this is what the most evil person you know looks like btw

BALATRO YAOI

guy who hosts BYOB parties solely so he can make money from recycling the empty cans people leave behind

twitter is sometimes the funniest site in the world

Skyward Sword Zelda ✨ #nintendo

this shit is a vocal stim for me i cant stop saying it

whenever I'm making burgers at home I never just make one burger. I always make an extra one just in case and then I either eat it and get too full or I don't eat it and don't know what to do with it. please advice

bro please don't order the bara nuggets, you'll scare the fujoshi hoes

Congrats to @mastodonfg.bsky.social for winning Counterhit #6!!! Thank you to everyone who showed up and participated, it really means a lot! We host these open brackets every month in central Stockholm, join the discord server if you want to learn more: discord.gg/JkMCfYHY

bro please don't order the bara nuggets, you'll scare the fujoshi hoes

not a big fan of being in constant pain

top 4 stream for Guilty Gear Strive at Counterhit (Stockholm monthly) going live NOW! (scuffed stream setup edition) www.twitch.tv/flowerfgc

alright i'm tired of hearing about trans people now, you can stop talking about us thanks

telling a redditor from 2014 that I'm taking a course called "the science of religion" to make his head explode

good morning, gang! would it be problematic to do smash or pass but every image is a visual reconstruction of an actual Neanderthal whose bones we've found?

whenever I'm making burgers at home I never just make one burger. I always make an extra one just in case and then I either eat it and get too full or I don't eat it and don't know what to do with it. please advice

fighting the 🤓 urge to correct people whenever they say "Bluesky has no algorithm"

teaching anime fans the word "deconstruction" was such a mistake. They just use the word to mean "I think this show/character subverted my expectations". Gon from HxH is not "a deconstruction of a Shonen protagonist" because he got a little psychotic about it once omg

fever dream patch tier list. not ordered within tiers at all

Really the fundamental problem is that "guy who decides if you get to transition or not" is a job that shouldn't exist. Every other issue in trans care is downstream from that.

I can do an accidental side switch and then also fuck up the combo and still get a wallbreak😭

I forgive myself for not blocking this

Going live shortly for Intermediate Cup to do commentary with @marisab1cc.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/marisab1cc

why did you vote yes on it then, dipshit?

Caroline Litman is the mother of Alice Litman, a young trans woman who died to suicide at 20. An official inquest found NHS delays in offering medical transition contributed to Alice's suicide. Today, she has found an audit of trans suicides used to exonerate the NHS did not include her daughter.

in my Johnny hater era for real

If you're transfem and you're gonna pick a gender neutral name make sure to pick one that's kinda faggy if a boy has it. like Alexis

close one

i won yay, you can almost see me in this photo

owning the left by saying hi to them and sending a random picture of Hitler is the newest trend among the right

Your cat when you ask em if they wanna eat and they run to the spot w ya 🤣