This is hilarious 😂

I am so sad about America.

Americans are taught to win by any means. The rest of us are taught to sacrifice for our neighbours. See what happens next.

Hey @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov and @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, why aren’t the people who illegally threw our United States Senator to the ground getting charged with assault? I don’t understand.

Resistance by MUSE, VIDEO music.youtube.com/watch?v=TPE9... #RESISTANCE #PROTEST #STRONGERTOGETHER #CALISTRONG

🇨🇦Canada practices Democratic Socialism. Not Socialism. It colors every part of our lives. The following is a perfect description of what we are. If you don't agree with this way of life, you are more than welcome to leave our beautiful country. And stay out. #DemocraticSocialism #cndpoli #canada

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed." - Mark Twain

8000. Just 8000. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaheeeeheeeee!!!!!!!

Yasss Queenah!!!

I am utterly thrilled at this. And I wish Bernie was there doing exactly this.

Chicago ✊

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco #nokings

No one who rolls with the stage name DJ…anything should introduce farm animals much less a Stanley Cup final.

My friends Some In This Picture are still waiting for justice.

🔮

Suicidal. Angry. Broken. Desperate. Suicidal.

Oh my beautiful everywhere: I need suggestions. Here are ides for my first set. Please gimme ideas!! Will mention all y’all in the program with gracious love. Solsbury Hill Innocent Starlight God and Satan Fix You Creep Bliss Wellerman into Mary Ellen Carter Messenger Sympathy.

All of this. Everyone. From everywhere. “Kindness is the only choice.” -Keanu Reeves, Lebanese-Canadian.

#NowPlaying #DepecheMode music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9T3...

“Our neighbour to the south may be modern day Rome in size and power. We are Athens, in culture, values and democracy.” —Francis Scarpaleggia, new Speaker of the House of Commons

Israel. shot. at. Canadians. Fuck Bibi. And fuck everyone who voted for him.

Purgatory is knowing what is next. Hell is knowing and can’t stop it.

No one talk to me today.

ok boys. What’s the end result? Fla crushes Leafs? Fla wins by one? Fla wins in OT? Tor wins somehow?

ok boys. What’s the end result? Fla crushes Leafs? Fla wins by one? Fla wins in OT? Tor wins somehow?

Patch!!!!!

Mathews!!!!!!

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

Anyone else get the feeling that this will be 0-0, winner takes all OT?

STANDING OVATION FOR PETE BUTTIGIEG

FUCK!!

What is this Dzone bullshit?!?

MIA: 2nd line. Where they at?

Can we all agree that Bettman’s ludicrous expansion of hockey into areas that never have ice is a failure and fucking stupid??

The Toronto Maple Leafs are now up 2-0 on Florida. I’m not kidding! It just happened!!!!

The Toronto Maple Leafs beat the defending Florida Panthers 5-4. Dare we believe?

Leafsjelly had the highlights already.

Yup. Leafs win Game 1.

This would be hilarious.

The actual Toronto Leafs are into the second round.

oh look. The Leafs won.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are into Round 2.

#StornowaySquatter Bon voyage PP!