if i were watching TNG or TOS at the time they *definitely* would’ve made the list, especially TOS where obviously every time we’re not seeing kirk and spock they’re offscreen fucking. and ok this is the first description that’s ever made me want to watch ENTERPRISE. i am intrigued. 😆

lol-ing at the time i reviewed all the STAR TREK series based on how much sex the characters were having. fixyourheartsordie.io/blog/20220519

Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa

this was a great era for superman art. occasionally an artist would draw terrible hair, but mostly it was majestic.

Old self portrait

Showing my gorgeous titties for #TittyTuesday! Which one of you is tipping me at least $5 for bus fare? I have a food bank to get to tomorrow! ✨ CA: $KiiXeeExplorer

its like you guys thought I was joking or something

The Final piece ! With this little gobelin gladiator !

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

I need it. #nsfw #queernsfw #realnsfw

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little thing i drew

Did someone say muscle mommy (with tattoos)

LIVESTREAMING on OF TOMORROW 🕷️

Day 42 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #TheMuppets #SesameStreet

If you missed your chance during the Kickstarter campaign, Roomies is now publicly available to grab on my itch shop as a digital comic as well as a physical book (while supplies last). Thank you all for the final time for the support during the initial campaign!

"The Graveyard Smash" Happy belated Halloween everybody! :)

I'm still sad it's not Halloween anymore. :(

"oh no, what if I ran off to the middle of the woods to read my silly romances and ended up being seduced by a nymph?" 🫣🍃

💙💙💙 #korrasami #tlok #lok

don't let her near the presents. she ✨️will✨️ ruin christmas (CONGRATS ON 2K!!!)

Who likes rainbow boobs? 🌈 #realNSFW #nsfw #tittytuesday

Tis the season

Thinking about them tonight 🥹 #StarTrekLowerDecks #lowerdecks #BeckettMariner #BradBoimler #StarTrek

Now we know the reason Jacinthe has so much money

when are we going to grow up 😭

reintroducing #oakjourneys - lightskin nb twunk (trustworthy tho) - nyc smut creator #linkinbio #jff - #pansexy semidemi verswitch #b8r - masseux, fssw, intimacy doula - overclocked ivy league synapses - writer, model, natural hair lover - 420 & #blackqueerlib & chill? like repost share sub book!

another one

Hey there stranger…

I don't know why I woke up at 6 AM thinking of a disgruntled Batman doing the christmas ribbon trend, but with pervy plastic man as the ribbon, but here I am. 🦇💝🎄🎁🎀 #christmas #batman #plasticman #nsfw #art #itsnotgayiftheresmistletoe #nothisisgayregardless #gay #gayart #nsfwart

Lewd Judes for @stickyrei.bsky.social 😁

Just an alley cat

i also created a LINKS section for friends, artists, sex workers, pirated goods, and more. if you want your link to be added, reply or send me a message! fixyourheartsordie.io/about

i'm proofreading all my old entries for the new site. THE MATRIX REVISITED // A LOVE LETTER TO THE SERIES has to be one of the best things i've ever written. thank you to the wachowskis and so many brilliant artists for the lifelong experience this story has been. fixyourheartsordie.io/blog/20220307

🤵‍♀️: "Bond, Jane Bond." 💃: "Is pleasure to be meeting you Ms. Bond." 🤵‍♀️: "The pleasure is all mine, Miss... ?" 💃: "Ivanya Bronislovna Orlova." 🤵‍♀️: "...Ivanya B. Orlova, mmm? We'll see about that, my dear. Though I do rather enjoy it when things are that... simple."

✶ Candelabras to Light The Way ✶ if y'all were a fan of these! we're revisiting this for sticker club january 2026 ;))) possibly in... ✨silver.✨ so anyone joining for december will be joining for a new candelabra inspired set! xx knightmare.club #art #bodypositive

"Coming Out Like a Porn Star" won the book cover contest! Thanks for voting and big thanks to @willpassbooks.com. Pick up your copy: 📕 BookJacketBracket.com via @bookshop.org 📕 @feministpress.bsky.social 📕 You local bookshop or library 📕 Order a custom-signed book from me: jizlee.bigcartel.com

Meet my Nymph girls Maedra and Sandra, breeding plants

still not over this one

to the *many people asking, “is your profile pic a pride flag you found on tumblr sampled from a star trek deep space nine season two cast photo?” — yes, my profile pic is a pride flag i found on tumblr sampled from a star trek deep space nine season two cast photo. *none 💃🏾

Comm for DoctorThueston/vgen ❤️

saint shelley

Second skin.

Study

off to top of my head, both keanu reeves and sigourney weaver get me a LOT of all-time favourites as well as a lot of movies i've never seen and would be intrigued to watch...

as a thank you, holiday sale on fansly until december 31st 💋 link in bio

Sex workers will not be obsolete thru the apocalypse. You will be trading bolts and gears for sex