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@clayfox.bsky.social
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right NYC
Went 5 nights back home without incident but crashed out on my mom on the last night about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl
#soclose
18 days ago
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And I can put my leg out the bed. Everybody wins.
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about 1 month ago
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I just saw a woman wearing a cheetah print jacket that was very cool so I said “great jacket!” to her and she smiled and said “Jesus loves you! There’s a God in heaven!” This is why you never break the mind your own fucking business rule.
about 1 month ago
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Phlebotomist: are you good? Me: yeah I just disassociate while it’s happening
about 1 month ago
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The OMNI readers were down at the uptown 25th street A/C/E station so I asked someone on the other side to open the emergency door. A literal 7 year old walked over to open it, then I held it for like 20 people. I love my city
#nyc
about 1 month ago
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Million dollar idea: create the American version of a vuvuzela for the 2026 World Cup. I don’t know what the closest potential American “instrument” would be, but I assume it would just sound like a fart when you blew it.
3 months ago
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The South Park dudes about to fall out a window
3 months ago
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4 months ago
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Getting on a plane for the first time since December. If I don’t make it please politicize the fuck out of my death and get my family paid
4 months ago
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Live shot of
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
at tonight’s debate
#nyc
5 months ago
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I can’t stop saying flotilla in my head like Glorilla
5 months ago
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Dining al fresco in soho at 4:45 pm Waitress: will you be having dinner? Me: uhhh sure if you wanna call it that
#latelunch
5 months ago
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Whenever I see aspartame written my brain tries to read it like it’s Spanish which is more fun imo
5 months ago
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Yes’cers for pacers is the wackest shit I’ve ever seen
#ecf
5 months ago
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Justice for the pronunciation of Thibodeau’s name. Every time someone hits the Thib instead of Tib a ghost is released from a grave in New Orleans
5 months ago
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Oh shit Halliburton is gonna wish he’d never done that. No matter what happens tonight.
5 months ago
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Does anyone else hear Method Man saying Mikal the way he says Tical in their head when they read Mikal Bridges name or just me
6 months ago
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How is ESPN sending me end of quarter push notifications a full 30 game seconds before the quarter is over
6 months ago
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Draymond hitting multiple threes pack it in
#warriors
6 months ago
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Pyramid Chad
6 months ago
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It was a wrap as soon as Draymond opened the game with two 3s
6 months ago
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I know pita chips and hummus really hate to see me coming
6 months ago
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COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!!
#coyg
7 months ago
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How do I tell Apple TV to stop trying to throw me to the next show and instead add a “Skip the international credits” button so I can see the Severance aftershow you literally teased at the top of the show
8 months ago
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Eroxon is maybe one of the best drug names to drop in quite some time 🫡
8 months ago
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“Ohh I DO enjoy a wild cherry Pepsi 🤔” - my marketing susceptible ass after every commercial. Why did I have to be born right when they rolled back all the protections around advertising to kids 😩
8 months ago
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I think I might have acquired that same burning desire to not pay taxes that all right wingers seem to be born with bc given the current state of affairs in pretty sure it won’t matter anyway
8 months ago
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Pelicans at Mavericks? I don’t think I could want to watch a game any less
8 months ago
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Kendrick really came out the gate with the victory horns on Euphoria. He knew it was done before it started he just had to hit go 😂
8 months ago
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Ally 💙💜💖🌈
8 months ago
This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
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Up in the Air (2009) but it’s set in 2025 and George Clooney uses all of his frequent flyer miles to attempt su*cide by plane
8 months ago
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Damn, if John Madden were alive today he’d feel even more justified taking that bus everywhere
8 months ago
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This is exactly where my mind went 🫡
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9 months ago
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The synchronicity of this having BEEN the pgLang logo and then also in the moment an a minor and Aubrey like the edible has folded me officially
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9 months ago
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I almost passed away
#kendrick
#superbowl
9 months ago
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Mikki Kendall
9 months ago
A fist fight would be less violent than that smile
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OH SHIT JUST CAUGHT THAT THE CHAIN IS AN A MINOR💀💀💀
#superbowl
#kendrick
9 months ago
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The executive order fallout is going to be historic
#superbowl
#kendrick
9 months ago
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Attorney for Smoke&Stack
9 months ago
HE DOING NOT LIKE US AT THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL HE SMILED AT THE CAMERA SAYING “SAY DRAKE” WHOLE ARENA SAY “A MINORRRRRRR” 100/10 no notes
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Counterpoint: dance on their graves
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9 months ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
9 months ago
I think he doesn’t have another round in the chamber and then he brings out Serena, greatest hater ever
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I can’t breathe
#kendrick
#superbowl
9 months ago
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NOT WIGGINS 😩😩😩
#warriors
9 months ago
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Alright well it’s midnight and I’m amped up so time to make a cocktail and watch Kendrick reaction videos
9 months ago
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Beyoncé album of the year! Come on!!!! What a show. Thanks for that
#grammys
9 months ago
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Nneka
9 months ago
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!
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HEAD SHOTS FOR THE YEAR YOU BETTER WALK AROUND LIKE DAFT PUNK
#grammys
9 months ago
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Not Mustard getting the Heinz mustard collab 😂😂💀
9 months ago
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I would walk into the sea if I was him
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9 months ago
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MUSTAAAAAAAAARD I CANT BREATHE MY CAT IS TERRIFIED
#grammys
9 months ago
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