Drunk on a train at 1 in the morning feels like the right way to end new year's eve, tbh

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Trains to work are down and I am both A) halfway between work and home and B) straight up turtling right now. What if I just died, right this moment. A bathroom or a bullet, either would be fine, thanks

Required fuckin reading!!!

Didn't believe you, looked it up, slightly flabbergasted. Evil really does take a physical toll, it turns out

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Coheed & Cambria Boris Anamanaguchi Nine Inch Nails Sisters of Mercy (nothing like a Boris show to obliterate your entire body with sound)

New column from me on why interstellar space travel will never, ever be a thing, and how it's kind of weird that they keep telling us otherwise: jasonpargin.substack.com/p/interstell...

Because excessive photoshop wasn't enough, our models have to look like soulless horrors from beyond the cosmic veil

It is pretty nasty but that's also a lot of surface area for stickers and whatnot.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Had a racertrash party, got stoned and watched id4.mp4 with a dozen good friends.

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

Work from home fit, not quite brave enough to wear this to the office yet lol

Ghost of Yotei respects my total disdain for stealth, which I love. Atsu banging on the front door, sword in hand, ready to cut down a whole base at once. King shit for sure.

Man that new AFI album has some fuckin heaters

Yusssss

Hell yeah!! I've done work with the team from Ludic Lemur before and they're a PHENOMENAL company!! And the team is going to absolutely knock Monsterhearts out of the park! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lud...

Support indie games that are also Very Good

God damn Kaiju No. 8 has been so good this season

I am simply not savvy enough to know whether the atmospheric DnB I'm listening to was made by a fucking clanker.

Hearing criticisms of the new Superman movie made me realize that I'm not nearly as jaded as I thought I was. Some of you motherfuckers strangled your inner child a while ago lol

Weapons is fucking sick, so wild to hear an entire theater panic in unison lol

The cool thing about having a fear of heights is you can look out the window of a very tall building and flood your brain with The Chemicals.

The Naked Gun was funny as fuck, highly recommend seeing it in theaters

If your first attack is strong enough you never need to learn parrying

That Superman movie absolutely fucks. A comic book movie that does so much right, so excellent

Babymetal show tonight was transcendent, a real life-affirming evening all around.

Is this the post that gets me to watch Highlander 2

If Jurassic park was real you could not go because there would be a six month waitlist

Easy to fall into this trap. To get caught living in a poopbubble, as it were.

Hahaha this fuckin rules so hard

Hahaha fuck me why did I wait this long to play expedition 33???

Absolutely baffled that this video ends the way it does, but also black bears are kind of easy to bully. My mom chased one off with a pan!

Fuck yes new Castle Rat

Turns out you can indeed be whelmed. I had no idea!

A Switch 2 is waiting for me at home!!! I just have to get through this day and also this mountain of emails!!!

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

Crazy how much of this city smells very faintly of cigarette smoke.

Exploring the palace of Versailles is cool, cuz you can stand in the very same room that Louis XIV screwed a maid, because the lady he was supposed to be boning took too long to get undressed.

Also, seeing Van Gogh paintings in person is kind of remarkable

At the Monet exhibit, weeping uncontrollably. I thought I knew his work, turns out I had no fuckin idea.

Paris is such a grimy, vibrant, bustling city. So many people drinking at outdoor cafe tables and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes, it fucking rules

Thunderbolts was good???

Tonight's game changer episode was pretty deranged lol

I uhhhhhh hadn't seen this one before

A lot of Death's Dynamic Shroud's old music is just vaporwave mixes of Evangelion songs which makes them one of the better bands to exist

God damn I love Death's Dynamic Shroud. 'Over Again' feels like a frutiger aero acid trip, it rules.

Downloading Oblivion Remastered and wondering idly what they broke and/or changed with this version.