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Weed a movie: There’s Something About Mary Jane

Was asked by my parents if I'm going to watch and my answer was simple, and I quote: "Naw. I know what he's going to say and I know how I'm going to feel about it. Why force myself to endure something when I already *know* I'll want to punch myself in the pee-pee afterward?"

I didn’t realize Caleb Porter coached the Canadian men’s hockey team.

Fucking. Clown. Shoes. These people need to rot in jail.

Casino Normale

Portland goes with Justin McLean with the 15th pick. A wide player who can both attack like a forward and create like a midfielder, I think he's an excellent pick at a position of need for the Timbers.

Tillamook was the best kit sponsor ever, but it was only a matter of time.

Black hole sun, won't you come, and wash away the rain. Black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come.

I did to like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

Now I got the gun, you got the brew You got two choices of what you can do. It's not a tough decision as you can see.I can blow you away or you can ride with me.

What a loser.

I look forward to the Timbers winning a trophy during the little 2027 season to put next to the MLS is Back and Copa Verde silverware.

What a loser.

Woof

Sophia’s husband is playing like a man whose partner has settled their long-term employment outlook. (I actually think it’s Liv).

Some Pulitzer level prose from Jeremy. Come for the tactical breakdown. Stay for zingers…

The ghost of Lovel Palmer.

I think Velde is THAT guy. Nice to have that guy on the team again.

Rothrock strikes me as someone that has a hard time tipping based on percent.

Umm, because they’re Nazis? 🤔

18. Nashville and Nola

Gonna tell my grandkids that this is the original Fantastic 4.

Looks like they put magic mushrooms on that Burgerville yesterday.

Dear tiny Jesus, in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists, please send in the president of Antifa and their radical left terrorist friends to this blessed ICE facility so that we may justify the use of excess force.

That was magical Liv.

Let me guess, it’s somebody from the same group of yahoos that want to become part of Idaho… 💀

I thought this was about Phil’s shirt choices.

Are we sure he isn’t referring to Maine?

Things Portland is currently ravaged by: Pizza Temperate, sunny weather Coffee Middling soccer Sunsets Farmer’s markets Apples Hiking trails Thai food Fresh hops Harvest-ready vineyards Things Portland is not ravaged by: War Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2nd half was as bad as 1st was good.

Kelsey, just pass my dude.

Ok, Kamal. Ok.

The lack of offensive threat from both FBs neuters the attack.

ABC Is Doing Cancel Culture the Right Way by Ezra Klein

The song remains the same

The keeper PK game winner is chefs kiss.

Slightly diminish a band: Perturbed Straits

Jesus, Max.

Farthest I’ve been: N - Reykjavic E - Doha S - Maui W - Tokyo Lower 48: N - Scwhitzer, ID E - Boston S - Miami W - Port Orford, OR

Things are going to start happening now.

Santi stays

Dunseth and Bretos are so bad.