Every foray into learning movement over a network got me like

My only critique so far for Alien Earth is that I wish the single movie line to bond the siblings was from Peter Pan, and the entire theme of the immortal children project was instead based on Ice Age: Continental Drift.

I actually prefer loading screens to squeezing through the 500th narrow crevice in every modern game.

Squirrel does not stick the landing 🐿️

He was a feckless man. Just completely without feck.

Woke up with 13 new followers, which is a lot for me on here! Hello, new followers!

Catchy title theme btw www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SGX...

This is how I learn Forsaken is still around.

Me trying to invent a LOD that is less than zero triangles.

I'm sad to say the "finding gold mine" phase has passed and now it's "Analyze a million graphs and spend all day reworking something to squeeze out an extra 1ms in specific situations"

Props to the people giving unique names to all the bananas on DK Bananza. I'd have just given up and been like "Inside A Cave" and "Inside Yet Another Cave"

It's actually really annoying that Tick Interval in UE is based on seconds and not frames. Like if I want a distant person to tick every 3 frames for optimizing reasons, it really depends on the frame rate in that moment, not to mention time dilation!

decided to take a peek at what's been going on in the level design branch, was not even remotely disappointed

This show is a masterpiece.

*taps sign*

Just got an ad about using AI to enhance your AI prompt.

Every time I learn about making a system that also works for multiplayer, I get flashes of this image.

Little dusty

I like phrases that are clearly invented out of seething hatred, like "shit-eating grin" or "ratfucked." Everyone just understands intuitively: Yes, that's the grin of a guy who eats shit.

I Wolfenstein'd so much that the rubber cap of my thumbstick came loose and now it spins in place 🥲

Department of +5% Fire Resistance

Jank, but it's pronounced like Jacques.

Picked up a garter snake while I was mowing to move it to a safe spot. Then it started doing that "turn flat to look bigger" thing. Noooo I want to help dont snap at meee 🐍

Random observation in my never-ending quest to make the humans more performant: Having stuff parented to a skeleton (guns, overlaps, etc) has a fairly significant performance loss. Or at least a lot more than I would expect.

Starting out: Cool! With Luigi's automatic actions, we can break these boxes together in half the time! Later: Pull all 25 of these turnips, manservant.

So I just finished Alan Wake (remaster) and it was pretty good. Glad I played it, but probably wouldn't want to play again. Is Alan Wake 2 "more of the same," or does it bring something else to the table that might tempt me to try?

#unreal #ue #gamedev What's special about these broken pieces, you may ask? They're the exact same box instanced many times with an Instanced Static Mesh. The edge that makes each piece look unique is done entirely with World Position Offset in materials!

If anyone notices frame drops in my game, that's actually just hitstop.

Enemies flinch: Hah, easy. Really getting the hang of this. Enemies later don't flinch: WTF I can't deal, this is impossible.

Me watching all the cool WPO tricks people use on tree shaders that I can't do because my character physically climbs the geometry.

The Matrix, but Neo sees gene sequences instead, and he jumps inside a dude and turns him into an armadillo.

K-Kingdom hearts?? 😰😰😰

The name Ethel Cain really messes me up. I keep imagining that lady in the American Gothic painting.

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Gonna try out Brothership!

A new wave of fans is encountering this video on YouTube and everyday someone leaves a comment praising the believability of it, which is a direct consequence of Tom's spot-on writing.

You can take the cracker out of the barrel, but you can't take the barrel out of the cracker.

Oh my goddd the bad guy is like a goth proto-incel and he's jealous of all the Chads and Stacy's and I'M THE STACY BABYYYY!

Today I have learned that you have to do a few tricks in order for normal maps to work correctly on a second UV channel! This is because the tangents are only calculated for UV0

What's this? A bakery woefully underpopulated be bees? A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that!

okay, but this circle is better?

DUDE, HOUDINI IS SO FUCKING VERSATILE IT MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING.

Jesus, the NYC mayoral election is in FUCKING NOVEMBER?

I had The Nanny Named Fran buzzing in my head since waking up this morning. I havent given that show a single thought in YEARS.

Just started Lillipop Chainsaw. It's WILD lol. Kinda reminds me of Metal Wolf Chaos in its semi-coherent one-liners.

Weapons, but it's the Naruto run.

SEE YOU 15th AUGUST AT THE BIGGEST SHOWDOWN IN DIGITAL CIRCUS HISTORY!!!!!!!

Okay, back to insufferable for season 3, apparently.

I was too busy for anything last October, but definitely gonna play Luigi's Mansion 3 again this Halloween 👻🎃