I'm going to have some ice cream w/my chocolate syrup! I didn't properly ratio my brownies.😹💚

I HOPE MY LAUGHING WEIRDS YOU THE FUCK OUT GZDP! 🧡🔥🐉

Sorry, other donkeys. You lose.

I am NOT a people person. I am a leave me the fuck alone you stupid *bleepity bleep* kind of 🔥🐉. I'm afraid I am too barrio tortillaville for this whitebread world.😹💀 #KitchenProse 🧡🔥🐉⚡️🌊🦭💚

"Got to walk out of here I can't take any more Gonna stand on that bridge Keep my eyes down below Whatever may come And whatever may go That river's flowing That river's flowing" youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc?...

I am fraught & all over the emotional map. Sorry! Feel free to mute me for all eternity! 🎶 youtu.be/tmMOMK5c4EY?...

jfc - it is still 92°F at 7 pm.🥵🔥🧡

As a vegetarian Gen X/Boomer cusper all I have to add to this Discourse™️ is that the rich might be delicious

Siri: What does the Stalinesque term “disappearing” mean?

Honed down to the bone, boob sweat pooling under sad flesh sacks, dripping wet. 🧡🔥🐉⚡️🌊🦭💚 #haiku

I am being a petty lil bitch feeling a bit of satisfaction from the knowledge that my ex-Roomie didn't get this stuff. The upholstery work he did was perfect. He worked very hard on them. And I gave them away. Yes, I am venting my spleen, but I haven't told you the rest of the shit. #KitchenProse

#poetry Haha You read words just now My thoughts entered your mind Without having to speak at all You didn't even have to hear it By technological sleight of hand I found a way to communicate The most important message You need to hear right now You are special I'm glad we met Take it easy Love you

tRump's command to Kaitlan Collins to "be quiet" while attacking her smile & calling her corrupt reveals his pattern of silencing women who dare question him. This isn't strength—it's fear of accountability from a president who bullies female journalists instead of answering them. mcsp.short.gy/1ket

There are almost no crustaceans in the deep ocean. Not because they would get crushed, but because they would DISSOLVE. The cold & high pressure cause changes to water that make it very corrosive to calcium carbonate shells. But there's one crustacean who solves this problem with ALUMINUM ARMOR.

I raised a pirate

No cure. They have to be prevented.

Starting now. you can still join. talk on oaks www.huntington.org/event/livest...

#poetry #ekphrastic Studying this extinct culture To understand our past We had come across this photo Of a time when society collapsed The ancients had a weapon So powerful the heavens lit As our Earth shook at atomfire In any place that was hit #art #photography #digitalart #photoediting

96°F rn, & I've been moving furniture & stuff since this morning. 🥵

🚨 We’d all like to think, “It won’t happen to me.” But when there’s an incident nearby, it’s important to know the difference between evacuation orders, evacuation warnings, and what is meant by a shelter-in-place order. youtu.be/IFVI0j5EK2A?... #ReadyForWildfire #CALFIRE #Evacuations #Readiness

Purging is very painful but also therapeutic. My wallet is also sad but I doubt I will need another dryer, fridge, 3 tiger oak chairs, 1 piano stool, an air fryer, mini Crockpot, 24x36 framed oil painting (the 1st I ever owned😭) etc. Please clap for the space I made. 💚

Another one bites the dust

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Fuck that little nazi prick! #FuckBovino

My buddy Tom Kaye does independent research on DB Cooper. The Feds lent him the necktie Cooper left on the plane and Tom lifted thousands of particles off it. Thinks we can figure out the industry Cooper worked in based on the unique trace metals. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10....

Sad that most of these performers are military have to be ordered to play at this bs rally & really have no choice about it. 🤣⚡️🔥💣💥

"Not preparing for wildfire smoke is a policy choice." Tremendous reporting by @zteirstein.bsky.social grist.org/health/wildf...

There is honestly nothing here to not like. Honesty, DOGS, books, freedom to read, badass librarians… Like if we could package this… it would be a much better world... Seriously dig the whole scene.

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)

As for those people who refused to vote for Kamala Harris because of Gaza, how is allowing Donald Trump to become president and destroying the US any better?

This is a sign of so much abuse & criminal neglect! ⚡️🔥💣💥

#Adelanto, #Phelan, #Hesperia, #AppleValley & #Victorville in #SanBernardinoCounty are dry as a tinderbox! Several 🔥🔥 going. More info at share.watchduty.org/i/101273?ts=...

Well, there went about $3K worth of my life.😭

If you leave millions of people in poverty - sick, starving & suffering - you are going to find they will rise up against the oppressors. Every. Single. Time.🧡🔥🐉⚡️🌊🦭💚

Ken Jones, a retired San Francisco firefighter, has died from lung cancer after Blue Shield denied his treatment claims Any 2028 candidate who does not champion universal healthcare is a non-starter. I will not vote for someone who kills my neighbors for "shareholder value." You can go burn in hell

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It was one of *those* days. ⚡️🔥💣💥

Oops! It posted before I was done writing it.🙀😹💚

A dog in the 'hood barks incessantly every night. I would like to find that dog, rescue it & smack the ever-loving shazbot out of that poor dog's owner! I think 1 smack upside his head for every minute that poor dog has been scared, angry, bored, etc & felt it must bark might do. Bad owner *smack*⚡️

On the 1.3-million-acre Yakama Reservation, there are numerous cases of Indigenous women and men who have gone missing, have been found murdered and have died mysteriously. And many with ties to the reservation have disappeared or died outside it. #MMIP coverage from Tammy Ayer at yakimaherald.com.

Happy Pride Month! 🌈 Love should not be restricted. #PrideMonth

Baby Bowie 💚💚💚

The property includes 13 raised beds filled with plants from desert regions including Arizona and South Africa, along with two greenhouses packed with succulents and cactuses. Story by @sararae-yhr.bsky.social, Explore editor at yakimaherald.com. Photos by Evan Abell.

If you can’t expand your consciousness, you can’t grow. That’s why reading is so important

At least 51 whales have died along the West Coast already this year. There's a proven immediate solution that could have helped prevent the death of some of these whales: Vessel speed limits. Take action to help make that happen ➡️ biodiv.us/4u7IL0F

YOLO!🧡🔥🐉

Here’s a helpful tip. 😂 #book #reading

Two smooth stones Skip across the water We dance on shore #JollyJune #rock #poem #poetry #senryu #micropoetry @daveashleypoet.bsky.social