I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but where are all the 2nd amendment nuts posting for justice at? This man was murdered for legally carrying a firearm. If anyone should be angry it should be all of us, and also them.

So we had to reschedule my family’s Christmas again, this time to 2/21. Unfortunately this is also when Apes of State are playing at the lager house. You should totally go see them since I can’t.

Am I the only person today who almost willingly crashed my car clapping along to “Blister in the Sun”?

Why didn’t anyone tell me fuckin Norm died‽?!

When’s the next Blaseball? I’m ready for another Blaseball

Fart like no one is sniffing

Anyone else call their first dump of the day a “full english breakfast”?

I had to use my SAD lamp today. Daylight savings is shit from a butt.

When they bring WayMos to Detroit I wanna trick the AI into driving into the river

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Are my feet made of Clay? Cause they sure are Aiken!

Which mental illness is it where you’d rather eat a frozen uncrustable than wait for it to thaw?

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social @puptheband.bsky.social and @ekkoastral.bsky.social came together like Voltron to form a triple band and give us this glorious moment in Detroit last week. It ruled.

“Someone should do something about this”, says democrat elected to do something about this.

I laughed so hard: www.theverge.com/nintendo/777...

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Skit idea: A guy seated in the exit row of a plane who’s desperately cramming during a crash because he didn’t pay attention during the safety talk

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAX CHURCHES

Yep, AI is a tool that removes the soul from the art, and so the soulless celebrate it

There’s no question he’s in there, the only question is how heinous is the shit he did?

Fuck yeah! Would love to see @aewontv.bsky.social do something similar with a larger scale.

Never seen my name spelled like this:

Just watched the latest episode of Game Changer called “Rulette”, and it’s one of my favorite episodes of anything ever. My face literally hurts from laughing

I'm back on my "needing to go to the dentist for a mouth infection" bullshit again

@marlo.ooo if you died people would miss you. I promise.

Surgery complete. Wisdom removed

How did no one learn anything from X-men? GOVERNMENT REGISTRATION OF PROTECTED GROUPS WILL EVENTUALLY BE USED FOR EVIL

Why the hell aren’t our utilities like water, power, and internet government provided yet?

Remember: you didn’t see anything, and they can’t make you say anything

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The last time I came to this rest stop my brother and I walked into the men’s room to see a man in a black mesh shirt standing at the urinal, fully cranking it. I don’t know where that dude is, but I hope he found someone who can match his freak. Happy Pride!

Just a reminder it’s not “Pro-choice vs Pro-Life”. It’s “Pro-choice vs Forced Birth”

I think it’s time we say what we’ve all been thinking: Donald Trump is a bitch

There is a section of the latest Dungeon Crawler Carl book that had me legit rolling around on my bed laughing. It’s so good

I always have a hard time explaining what kind of rap I listen to, so I usually just say “anything where the emotion hasn’t been produced out of it”. And holy shit does this fit the bill.

Happy Pride Month 🩷💛🩵

Ang: “I didn’t know these plants would be so thirsty. They’re real horny for water”

But also, and this is very crucial, medicine is medicine. And sometimes its the only medicine that works

I just saw an ad that called taking your vitamins “self-care”, and I don’t know what to do about it

I coughed while eating a frito and now it’s in my brain.

I’m “grunt when I move because it hurts, but then grunt louder because it’s funny” years old.

There’s golf on in the background. ALL FOUR of the commentators are wearing quarter zips.

Two Presidents. Two illegal gifts. Only one with morals.

Vecna? More like heck-nah!