What’s the name of the mental illness for when you feel a little sad doing a factory reset on your roomba because you feel like you’re erasing its memory and personality?

You can argue until you’re blue in the face, but “loomer” will forever be the longest fry in the fry bucket.

And they’re both being weaponized against vulnerable populations.

I try to say goodbye and I choke I try to walk away but I wumbo

Is there a market for me doing reviews of the dumb shit I impulse buy cause I think there’s a small chance it might be good?

I love that kill Tony uses a red microphone so I immediately know which shorts to skip

Holy fuck Riot fest tickets are $339 dollars. How does anyone afford that? How does anyone afford anything?

Which private equity firm do I contact if I have a Bed Bath and Beyond return?

Dear every motherfucker: just because a band is quiet enough that you CAN talk during them does not mean that you SHOULD talk during them. On the other hand, shout out to @themountaingoats.bsky.social for an amazing show in Kalamazoo!

“Oh, you’re a Christian? Name your 3 favorite apostles”

Just finished volunteering at the Revamp! I’m consistently amazed at how much of a difference community makes in my own mental well-being! therevamp.org

He left out rich pieces of shit fortune.com/2026/03/24/p...

I refuse to give a star rating to a paid parking lot. What are we even doing?

Just saw the Lion King at the Detroit Opera House. It’s incredibly beautiful, and I had no idea. The puppetry and costumes were breathtaking

I hate it here: youtube.com/shorts/-fNzs...

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

Hey y’all, I figured out my next D&D campaign: youtube.com/shorts/Fq7Gk...

techcrunch.com/2026/02/21/s... Fuck this dude forever. Human life has value, and this dumbass is equating it to AI. Our boring dystopia has Sociopaths as its leaders

I’m not here to yuck anybody’s yum. But I am here to yum a few of your yucks.

Well this fucking rules

I just saw a Hyundai venue in the wild for the first time. Why is that car shaped like a Pixar Mom?

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but where are all the 2nd amendment nuts posting for justice at? This man was murdered for legally carrying a firearm. If anyone should be angry it should be all of us, and also them.

So we had to reschedule my family’s Christmas again, this time to 2/21. Unfortunately this is also when Apes of State are playing at the lager house. You should totally go see them since I can’t.

Am I the only person today who almost willingly crashed my car clapping along to “Blister in the Sun”?

Why didn’t anyone tell me fuckin Norm died‽?!

When’s the next Blaseball? I’m ready for another Blaseball

Fart like no one is sniffing

Anyone else call their first dump of the day a “full english breakfast”?

I had to use my SAD lamp today. Daylight savings is shit from a butt.

When they bring WayMos to Detroit I wanna trick the AI into driving into the river

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AI is a scourge. Check on your loved ones: youtu.be/zkGk_A4noxI?...

Are my feet made of Clay? Cause they sure are Aiken!

Which mental illness is it where you’d rather eat a frozen uncrustable than wait for it to thaw?

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social @puptheband.bsky.social and @ekkoastral.bsky.social came together like Voltron to form a triple band and give us this glorious moment in Detroit last week. It ruled.

“Someone should do something about this”, says democrat elected to do something about this.

I laughed so hard: www.theverge.com/nintendo/777...

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Skit idea: A guy seated in the exit row of a plane who’s desperately cramming during a crash because he didn’t pay attention during the safety talk

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAX CHURCHES

Yep, AI is a tool that removes the soul from the art, and so the soulless celebrate it

There’s no question he’s in there, the only question is how heinous is the shit he did?

Fuck yeah! Would love to see @aewontv.bsky.social do something similar with a larger scale.

Never seen my name spelled like this:

Just watched the latest episode of Game Changer called “Rulette”, and it’s one of my favorite episodes of anything ever. My face literally hurts from laughing

I'm back on my "needing to go to the dentist for a mouth infection" bullshit again