“YEAH I PUT MY FEET UP ON HOS COUCH” - Jordan Walker #stlcards

You’ve still got it, Buffer

You gotta hand it to them; at least they let everyone know they died.

Give me a free pizza every time I read a book you fucking cowards

“It’s fine to only be down by one after the first quarter” - old soccer adage

“What we do in life, echoes in eternity. Strength and Honor.” - Mauricio Pochettino #usmnt 🇺🇸

“Mexican thrust” was my go to move in high school

Pork chop sando

If the cowards at the NY Times ever let me do a season of Serial, it’d be about what was Vanna White doing in St Louis when she sat next to Nelly on the next flight to NYC?

*7yo finds a French fry shaped like an L* “Look dad, an L! Like ‘loser’! Loser! Loser!” “Don’t call people a loser. That’s not nice.” “What about Cristiano Ronaldo?” “Ok, yeah, good point.”

L to R: Chris Richards: biracial kid from Alabama who speaks about black history and has tattoos of MLK, Ali, and Obama Sergiño Dest: Dutch-Surinamese, emigrated to Brooklyn as a kid, naturalized Fola Balogun: born in Brooklyn to vacationing parents, raised in UK but CHOOSES to play for USA

I’ll only get to say this once, so here goes… GO TO HELL BLUEY #usmnt

ITS COMING HOME BROS #usmnt

Kind of no better sign of a confidence man from going from “I will make all of your dreams come true!” to “eh, it’ll work out. Going out for some smokes. See ya later.”

This man has a hat trick for child molestation records (alter boys, Boy Scouts, hitler youth)

Arguably the best 1B to wear #5 in #stlcards franchise history. RIP

I can’t recommend @theonion.com print subscription enough

RIP Rob Base. It Takes Two was the second ever rap song I knew all of the lyrics to. (Regrettably, Super Bowl Shuffle was first)

My high school team had games where we neither scored 41 points nor got 24 rebounds as a team

Good god

Fine I’ll say it: why isn’t there a FATHERS DAY?!?

Ted Turner taught me it was okay to be weird

The Dodgers are finding out the Cardinals are the best team in baseball, who also have the worst pitching staff in baseball. #stlcards

OM MY CANADA

“you WANT me on that wall! You NEED ME ON THAT WALL!” -Nathan Church #stlcards

America yearns for a “fast forward 2.5 years” button

Michael Jordan and Karl Malone we’re doing just as much steroids and McGwire and Sosa

It’s very easy to tell Vance wasn’t raised catholic by his lack of crushing grief and anxiety but to the extent of arguing with the pope? I didn’t know you could do that.

I’m very proud of my 7 year olds having the emotional maturity to tell us that while it looks like he’s having fun on the outside, he’s not having fun on the inside at his SLSG team (the local giant soccer factory).

Every podcast that has gone to video reminds me of growing up in the 90’s and meeting the “cool” classic rock DJs from my hometown and finding out they were actually the biggest losers imaginable.

Now that we’re not going to nuke a country for no reason at the drop of a hat, can we talk about the “rescue mission” to retrieve a full bird colonel that was “flying combat missions” that even the NYT said sounded “like it was from a movie” the admin who never stops lying to us told everyone about

Can’t believe FIFA biffed it on their first ever peace prize

I’m sure that plane that just shook my house as it flew by wasn’t ominous at all

I’ve never had a bad time in Memphis and I’m shocked a 40-something is the one that started this whole hootanany with a take against that city

this has to be the greatest single-game defensive performance in baseball history. especially considering they won 1-0

🎶ALL MY SONS… HAVE WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO MOVE… AND I THANK GOD… THAT WE FINALLY MOVED YOU🎶

If a carpool was good enough for Larry Walker and Reggie Sander, then a carpool is good enough for Masyn Winn and Nolan Gorman.

Paradise finale, you’ve done it again you cheeky bastard

OH MY GOD

I L L

Shout out to the fakest Executive Producer name imaginable #Paradise

I had a pretty high security clearance in a former life. Oswald (who was an idiot) just decided to shoot Kennedy. Ruby (who was an idiot) just decided to shoot Oswald. Now we have an idiot as President (again). Welcome to the dumb war.

SPORTS!!!!!

@lonesometoast.bsky.social I just had an incredibly random discussion with the former mayor of Webster Groves in a sauna about how awesome Paradise is. She’s a big fan, first time I’ve encountered one in the wild.

Kidnapping another country’s president and then having THAT country come to your country and they beat you at YOUR national pastime is pretty hilarious. Whatever happened to that guy that, once again, was the president of a sovereign nation that we kidnapped?

Train Dreams should have won for cinematography, but otherwise great oscaring all around

LOVED Weapons, wish it would have gotten a beat pic nom, but Amy Madigan winning is the best