Idk if it’s because I’m sick, but I had two separate dreams today with Trump in them. One of which I was screaming at him that he was a deplorable piece of shit during some luncheon I was attending for some reason. The other he was on some subway tracks as a train came and nobody tried to help 🤣🫠

The fact that this week’s after-hours federal fuckery was literally Dear Leader ordering the cover up of crimes he knew about and/or committed. In public. For everyone to plainly see. Love that for us 🫠

Does anyone else find it more than a bit more than weird that Trump pardoned the drug kingpin/former president of Honduras, and also stuck his nose into their recent election and the Trump supported side won. Don’t tell me this Venezuelan bullshit is about stopping drugs.

How fucking bad of a president do you have to be that political interest groups are already endorsing candidates for the next election less than a year into your term. Trump should feel fucking ashamed. But he won’t, because he’s incapable of self reflection (only looking at it in the mirror)

FucKKK this shit.

Anyone else find it weird that they felt the need to: A) Issue an executive order for what essentially is a (largely unnecessary) staffing memo and B) Structure it as a Terms of Service business contract That maybe a little bit weird to anyone? Anyone?

From the journal of an anxious business traveler: I really love this new reality where you have to legitimately wonder if your significant other stopped responding to your texts because they passed out on the couch again or if it’s because they’ve been assaulted by ICE. 1/2

SUMMON THE EPSTEIN FILES SUMMON THE EPSTEIN FILES SUMMON THE EPSTEIN FILES SUMMON THE EPSTEIN FILES

I would urge anyone who has owned an iRobot Roomba but no longer uses it to delete their accounts with the company. They are likely being absorbed into a Chinese firm. iRobot has pictures of your house stored in their servers (‘anonymized’). Minimize your risk, all I’m saying.

Did the United States military just steal an oil tanker? Kind of feels like the US Military just STOLE AN OIL TANKER. Republicans, what the fuck are you doing? Kim Jong Un isn’t even this fucking unhinged, and his captive audience is required to revere him as a god. Put an end to this, now.

Well of course it’s not a problem for him. He’s a sociopathic narcissist who is literally incapable of feeling empathy for another human being. Especially not those that has deemed “garbage people”. Impeach this wannabe 🍆🥔 already. @durbin.senate.gov as your constituent I implore you to impeach

The Bondi to Bombs Pipeline: 1. Make it easier for criminals to buy guns 2.Blame commmunities when violent crime rate goes up as a direct result of step 1 3. Trump uses our cities as military training grounds…as promised.

Donald Trump is once again spewing racist shit again. Any and all republicans who don’t condemn this speech by dear leader are complicit and racist themselves. 🫳🎤 Happy Friday y’all 😑

Having lived through half the decade now. I can’t imagine historians will look at this decade of American life and label it anything other than “The Terrible Twenties”.

Well, color me surprised. Was not expecting the MTG resignation. I still don’t trust her and the cynic in me is wondering what she’s planning

Ooof. As a (now former) fan, this one stings. But bye, Felicia. Don’t let the door hit your Brazilian lift on the way out.

Remember when Kirk was shot and all the Rs were talking about how the “radical left” needs to turn the temperature down? The fuck is this. Impeachment, 25A, something. Get Trump and Vance and Bondi and all of the other P2025 goons OUT. NOW.

Whoever could have seen this coming? This was surely an unimaginable direct result of taking away what little food security millions of Americans had. I’ll give it 48 hours before trump uses this as a reason to further occupy the city, as expected. The cruelty is the point.

@durbin.senate.gov HOW DARE YOU. Our state has been brutalized by this regime for most of the year. We are fed the hell up with it. And what did you do? Give in to them. Fucking pathetic. Pack your bags buddy because we will not be voting for your old, crusty ass. SHAME.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

An open 🧵 to Speaker Mike Johnson: Do you really want to be that guy in the history books? The guy who let President Yam Tits bend him over and fuck his job into sheer and utter meaninglessness? That guy who just rolled over and completely failed to perform his constitutional duties? 1/🧵

Food prices, what you can expect: With SNAP being suspended with no deal on the horizon, we can expect a few things. 1. Decreased revenue at grocery stores 2. Increased retail shrink as crimes of disparity increase BOTH of these will further drive up grocery prices. /1

Can someone explain to me why many republicans are “Pro Life” in regards to abortion but “Pro choice” when it comes to vaccines. Like, why is it okay to CHOOSE to let your child probably die before the age of 5 from very preventable illness but an abomination to abort a fetus?

Keeping it classy. These disgraceful figures need to go, all of them #NoKings

I will ask again. Are we great again?

Finally some accountability slowly working its way through the courts. #ICE #NoKings

They do their dirty work best in the darkness of night. I increasingly fear a retelling of the night of broken glass. They already did a trial run here and nobody in Washington did a goddamn thing to stop it. Noem pretty clearly laid out on a televised cabinet meeting war plans against #Chicago

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

Lest it be forgotten, the regime is still responsible for people starving across the world while Donald Trump builds a ballroom, outfits a commercial jet in gold leaf and funds his racist 🧊 gestapo with an absurd amount of money.

I’m so tired Tired of stressing out every time that one of my coworkers got snatched in the night when they are a few minutes late Tired of mentally preparing myself to act if I see the above taking place Tired of our lying piece of shit government Tired of living through “unprecedented times”

This Bondi hearing. My god. I can’t. This is such a disgrace.

My god, it’s like Cartman from South Park has manifested into a real human 😵‍💫

Tesla’s board of directors decided that Elon Musk, the man who completely trashed the brand image and spend a global boycott THIS YEAR, should get a long term compensation package valuing a total of $1 TRILLION USD should all criteria be met. And this is why the SEC has been neutered.

Surprise, surprise, More big GOP names in the Epstein files*. GOP really starting to look like it stands for Grooming Our Posterity. *Just b/c a name is present does not mean there was any wrongdoing. I would also like to see this cross-checked for Democratic Party names. #ReleaseTheFiles

I’m in the “stuffing your nose with a tissue” stage of this cold/flu 😵‍💫 Get your flu vaccines while you can. I usually do mine in October, but I got hit with it early this year I guess 💀

This administration charging Comey with purgery and obstruction of justice in this administration has to be the highest form of irony. Half of Trump’s junk drawer (sorry, Cabinet) has been recorded in video actually doing those things. But sure, selective justice with selective enforcement.

Or just good ARM support on windows 😭

I trust medical experts and my own fucking life experience. Have I ever met someone who had measles? Nope? Why’s that? Vaccines. Fucking head-ass lemmings following a second rate dictator and his barely functioning henchmen towards an America where 30% of infants die in the first year.

This seems suddenly…relevant…for some reason youtu.be/dsNjrmAoxr0?...

I am happy to report that Chicago and state police are being the pain in the ass we need them to be for ICE. Pesky laws requiring warrants and stuff, who’d have thought? 🤣

No, ABC, it’s not murky legal territory. It’s a clear violation of international law. Also: it shows a clear lack of deference for human life (not that we are surprised…I’m sure OrangeMussolini is still secretly getting boned up over “Trump Gaza”

When RFK Jr says antidepressants have been a cause for many mass shootings, it’s like saying CPR kills 66% of the people it’s administered to. Aka: totally ignoring all other context and creating a boogeyman

My boss just ended a mass email with “thank you for your attention to this matter” 🫠😵‍💫 Needless to say that was my only takeaway from said email after seeing that 💀

While they are voting on forcing the release of the Epstein files, they may as well vote on impeachment. You all know why.

On the topic of Chicago being “unsafe@ and citing Labor Day weekend violence: I picked Atlanta arbitrarily, but they had 15 shootings/6 fatalities vs 54/7 in Chicago. Atlanta has a population of 520k vs 2.7M Atlanta: 1 shooting per 34,600 Chicago: 1 shooting per 50,000 THIS IS NOT ABOUT CRIME

One of the most epic owns of 2025 Thank you whatever disgruntled ex-fed(s) made this

You know, all this bluster about openly manipulating elections by redrawing maps whenever it’s convenient is fun and all… But wouldn’t it just be a whole lot easier to just release the Epstein files?

Hearing the military craft overhead practicing for the air and water show has me fearing the worst. To our air traffic controllers - good luck. 😰

Kinzinger still nuking those bridges from his past life as a Congressman …now now years on. You love to see it folks. 🤣

Just had a kid say “bet” to me and something in the weird English degree part of my brain asked, “where did this come from?” Hypothesis: “Bet” is short for “you bet”, which itself is shortened from the phrase “you can bet on it”. Curious as to what research is publicly available on gen A slang.