I'm sorry, but no fucking way!

Aside from today's result, I have loved watching this Palace team for a couple of seasons now.

Starmer's ID card scheme is never going to happen. It won't be voted through and the level of public dissent will be huge. Imagine if 2 million people (the petition is at 1.3 million already) don't get them and lose their jobs? The economy would crumble within a week. Starmer is cooked on this.

This news story has no relevance to me, because I am not a twat. DVLA warns drivers will 'permanently lose right' due to 10-year rule - Birmingham Live share.google/JqiFFthPSBeZ...

Late to the party, but just watching Get Back. Unpopular opinion, but McCartney would be wearing Ringo's bass drum after the first six hours of the session if I had been involved. Ace otherwise.

Dusty as fuck here... Duran on Hatton. www.instagram.com/p/DOn8tSmDP0...

"Mixed race" actor, all well and good, but he forgot to add that he accepted an OBE, you know, Order of the British Empire. The Empire treated his ancestors as property. He can fuck off with his humble working class/mixed race schtik. He is part of the Establishment.

Haaland has 48 goals in 45 internationals. Unbelievable Jeff.

The lad in the hat is a bit of a hero here. Love the sizing up of Veitch at the end and the thought registering; "I could take him"! x.com/broseph_stal...

I was sizing up that free kick and thinking "top right" because the goalie was so far over to the left against a left pegger. Awful positioning. #Cymru.

VWA Vegetarians With Attitude

Went down a football wormhole tonight and had forgotten just how good Zamora was that season... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc1I...

I see 21 year old, 6ft4in ex Everton youngster has just scored his tenth goal for Northern Ireland against Germany, 1-1. Could have done a job for us.

Just passed these fuckwits an hour ago.

I didn't know they wore anything on their top half .

"Relations of Mia O'Brien, 23, from Huyton, Liverpool, have launched a GoFundMe to help with travel and legal fees. It has not been confirmed what Mia's "stupid mistake" was..." Eating @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social food? www.msn.com/en-gb/news/w...

Today's trip

Just seen the Peace Wall in Belfast and I see you have been here already @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

Liverpool band Psycho Comedy are back on the 19th October. Can't wait. They were on the verge of great things before Covid fucked it up for them.

Just popped downstairs for breath of nicotine, and saw a load of police and police vans cordoning off one the main Belfast thoroughfares and wondered what could have happened. Then I heard the strain of whistles in the distance and realized it was a march. Off to the Falls/Shankhill today, too!

Did this today. Beautiful.

Van the Man was ace last night!

Shit! Which ones mine? I am Welsh. I'll shag any of them.

Wednesday night in Belfast is like Saturday night in Manchester.

In a Belfast pub wearing this. Am I going to get my head kicked in?* * there are many other reasons for such a scenario

In Belfast and I have an idea. All the flag shaggers should leave England and head on over here (it's not as if they are employed and can't leave their job). They will be walking around with (tiny) erections.

On my way to Belfast for a few days and taking in a Van Morrison gig. I fully expect The Troubles to have restarted by the time I leave.

Came at this stall from one of the mazes in the Arndale. Asked him if he knew where Timpsons was. He said he didn't know. I was fuming when I found it.

"I hate Kopite Nazis". David Moyes stars in The Booooooos Brothers.

So this ten minutes of injury time ? #spawnofthedevil.

No wonder he missed the penalty.

Max Dowman was born after the first set of Man City’s 115 charges

I just had an email from the wonderfully named...

Grealish - two assists. Paying us back immediately. #Everton

Notts County. Marvelous work.

Ian is settling into his new home.

I bumped into @harrymcnally.bsky.social 's enemy today and he was very charming. I didn't tell him I was pals with him nor did I ask him when the Butlins season ends. Yesterday a friend had asked if I wanted a goldfish, and on my return from town she was waiting for me with it. So Ian is his name.

Just reminded of when me and a friend were ejected from a Cowboy Junkies gig at the Dominion in London. He had a problem with his larynx and his voice was high pitched but he could make it go really low. 1/3

Why does the NHS assume nobody works for a living? I have been offered an annual health check and all the times and dates on show are in regular 9 to 5 working hours.

Josh Davison Quelle surprise.

Reckon some of you lot will be here

Just got a ticket to see Van Morrison in his hometown in a 500 people venue. Well excited.

What's this all about @bsgorrie.bsky.social ? Night and Day, Manchester.

Is Mani living in your house @northernmailman.bsky.social ?

A guy on Oldham Street in Manchester, going up and down shouting; "Excuse me, this city is full of scum and tramps. Can you help the homeless? " It's not the greatest sales pitch.