Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

Trump really said "hey you know what would be cool? If we did that child tax credit the democrats wanted to do" and then somehow just create a worse 529 account #TrumpAccounts

I will vote for whoever puts into law that hotdogs and buns must be sold in the same quantities

Wildest hours I've ever seen for fast food 😂

Alabama having a town called Arab is the most ironically hilarious things I've seen in a while 😂

For those who like puzzles, this is one of the best mobile game series out there 👌🏼 for whatever reason, gotta sign in with Netflix, but it's always been a banger series

"Why are your allergies so bad?" "Because I live on the yellow brick road..."

Just a few of my favorite shots from this weekend at the Portland Track Festival, been attending as a spectator, volunteer, or photographer for 14 years now 🫡

I just googled the lyrics to Dignity by Bullet For My Valentine because I couldn't remember a certain lyric as I was mentally listening to the song, then read them as I replayed the entire 4.5 minute song also purely in my head. Is that a talent or just ADHD?

Smallmouth bass and Minks in the river

Meet Enoki!

Sometimes Portland is a little too weird

Yeah, that is certainly a method to clean floors

Friendly reminder that Metal Fatigue having 3 battlefield environments (sky, land, underground) that are interconnected is the coolest thing that's ever been done in an RTS game

Fresh tune, ready for some summer (s)miles 😎🚴🏼‍♂️

Idk, I just have a hunch that this won't end well... not really sure why though

First multi layered experience, blind solved the 5x5 in ~8 hours 🫡

Another day thinking about how if I could time travel, I'd go back to experience Epic Pet Wars for the first time again

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Idk how people do the Megaminx in a minute, but consistency is a good starting point 🤷🏻‍♂️

trans rights are human rights does this make me radically pro-transgender?? hell yeah also i do not have any suicidal ideation! wack that i gotta say this

Rated E for everyone

These young bucks don't know the struggle of playing Texas Flood with a keyboard on Frets on Fire 😤

Introduced the bar tender to Tuaca & Root Beer and he liked it 😂😎

Wife: "I'm gunna microwave a hotdog for my Mac & Cheese" Me: "Good luck" Wife: *proceeds to cut pieces perfectly aligned with the microwave frequency which then create plasma where they touch* Zoom in for tiny burn marks 😂

Just remembered how hard the bass on this song hits and now I am motivated to get my sub installed into my car 😤 m.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5K...

Idk why but the start of Creed's "What If" sounds like it would go so hard at the Star Wars Cantina covered by Sy Snootles

It's crazy to think that I once created a forum for me and my friends and it is somewhere in the internet abyss never to be seen again

Oh hey... This is a reachable goal for me: 2000 followers on Twitch by end of the year??

Saw a sticker in a store and couldn't help but think of this video 😂 (it said "you are fucking amazing" but this is what I could see)

This person knows a thing or two about taking risks

Why does the fawning media always call these stains on our democracy “a first” like Trump broke the four-minute mile as opposed to the Constitution

"Shooting Star" would've been a top tier song if Paul Rodgers sang it with a heavy Alberta accent

Rode the steed to the neighborhood brewery with my wife on the pegs, the sign that spring is upon us 😎

When Creed sang "but Duloc hide your tears" I felt that

After my latest work trip to Texas, I have officially flown around the world 5 times (125,000+ miles)

Got a couple challenge coins for the field service repairs we did this week, my job is pretty cool sometimes!

I think I see the light

Going to Texas next week, the bros kept calling me small and I heard everything is bigger there, so I'm hoping it works on me

A picture is worth a thousand words. How does AG Pam Bondi sleep at night?

*loses arm in work accident* "You think I'll get a workers comp settlement?" "If you can pass a drug test, probably." "... you think they'll give me a bandaid?"

Never realized how close manifest was to man I fist until now

The highlight of my year was getting to see one of these holy masterpieces in person today 🥹

We do not have a First Amendment anymore in the United States...

My toxic trait is I like to play the mobile ads to see if I can break them. Score maxed out at 999 on this one

My first job out of high school was doing political canvassing for a Libertarian company. I still have some of my coworkers added on social media, and we're all so far from being libertarian it's comical 😂 good to see that we all got "radicalized"

Soooo when do we get to do a class action lawsuit against Walmart for putting the video game screens on top of the cabinets? My neck hurts

Montauk being brought up in the final episode is 😙🤌🏼

One of my biggest driving pet peeves is when you stop to not block an intersection, and then everyone starts turning right from the side road on their red... like you think I'm stopping on a green just to be polite???