Frankly, Jessica’s story “The Compromise” rattles around in my head every time trans people in sports comes up and I think everyone should read it

It would be super keen and nifty to read something I wrote today! Fiction, poetry, essays, other things! buster-machine.neocities.org

what bothers me is when nylons go underappreciated

nylons appreciator is best served grilled with peppers and onions over a bed of scrambled eggs, topped with queso fresco

my name is nylons appreciator

chat is this true

what are we doing even anyway (wawdea)

america’s “pretty ladies make a video saying my name and various affirmations while making eye contact” industry is now bigger than tech + manufacturing combined

do you guys know the "have you read marx" / "i think it's these wicker chairs" joke

ah fuck I missed the anniversary

these ladies I know are becoming a polycule. it makes sense, they all live in the same county around Seattle and they’re all in the BDSM scene… you could say it’s a romance of the three King dommes

you should follow me over at @snakedothandler.bsky.social if you like me cause I'm probably gonna use that one mostly for now

Hi friends I think I will deactivate this account for a bit. Things are still too noisy for me while I feel pretty bad mentally. Don’t know if it will even really help but just trying to collect myself and find peace where I can. Peace and love.

being placed in the chamber

born to wife forced to life 😭

getting roused out of a coma because someone said "remember Vermillion Pleasure Night ?" near my hospital bed

honk if you remember Vermillion Pleasure Night 🪿

listening to the new Patreon-only We Love Movies episode on Donnie Darko! courtesy of whmpodcast.com !!

i will never cringe

🎛️🎚️🕹️🙁❓

i’m communing with the snow sprites

making out requires careful practice

i appreciate my followers because the concept "what if char and starscream were lesbians" has been forcibly rotating itself in my mind for days now and I know you guys understand, or you tolerate me enough to go "that's nice dear"

girl whose favorite movie is the VHS tape that you use to set up and test the picture quality on your brand new RCA TV

Krogus was the Greek god of groceries

I always feel bad when I start to resent/dislike a creative/media person not on the merits at all but because I've heard about them too many times and it sounds like not my thing

america's most popular clowns are back -- and they want blood

it should be legal for women to be attracted to me but this country will never allow it -- unless you're a rebel with an free spirit who is untamed by "the man"

pleated skirts do you agree

i actually think trump is a bad president

I don't mean to be rude but I don't think we needed an entire song about short shorts

did anyone have their sexuality awakened by Perfect Cell

okay I promise to be normal and good

sorry I had to deal with taxes + health insurance in the same few hours and it turned my brain to rotten mashed potaters

born to wife forced to life 😭

I think my only major flaw is that various adult life responsibilities send me into death spasms of panic and fear, besides that it's fine

sometimes I think about how TurboTax advertised their service called "TurboTax Free" with ads where people just said free dozens of times repeatedly all while leading people to the part of their service that wasn't actually free

radioactive podcaster Joe Roentgen

the solution to everything is for everyone to leave me alone except for the people I don't want to leave me alone, undestand ?

I haven't seen that Companion picture but I sure do like how she's got her hair and headband in the poster and I dunno how to do that or what type of headgear you need to get that "look"

it's important that you know this is funny

I have a bunch of aspirations but it seems like if you say it out loud it puts a wrench in the gears

DOES. ANYBODY. Need an emergency podcast guest for a podcast episode that will be going up between now and April? I've got a crowdfund campaign brewing for something you'll really like and I'm putting out all my abundant charms to your service in exchange for some free publicity.

“overnight” was a pipe dream it seems, it’s gone already

people are making their G-Savior jokes but they announced a (different?) live action Gundam movie like three years ago. How many times can you play the same song and tell me it’s one of the new ones.

I never need to read “are they really hateful or just PRETENDING to be??” ever again. I don’t care. Do something about it or say something but I literally don’t care.

Bakery ceiling has been leaking and I came in to see a ceiling panel completely collapsed. Got something to collect that water and set up my bucket on the other side where the ceiling often leaks. That panel is bowing and soft to the touch and I suspect may not make it overnight.

is the story of humanity the dawning realization that life — your life, all life — is essentially a cosmic accident and seeing if that leads to enlightenment or madness

I have some personal hopes for the future that I will keep private so they’re more likely to come true

anyone care to explain ?