Here’s the full Kimmel monologue — for anyone who missed it or couldn’t watch because your right-wing affiliate group wouldn’t show it. It’s perfect. youtu.be/aTZjo42xRH4

That's not enough...

Lest anyone doubt it, Joe Rogan is a massive pussy. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

ABC fired Roseanne because it didn’t like something she tweeted. You may hate the decision, but ABC made it freely. ABC yanked Kimmel because it was pressured by a govt agency. You may love the decision, but the pressure under which it was made is unconstitutional and threatens all free speech.

Paul Pelosi's attacker was far-right. Gov. Whitmer's kidnap/murder plotters were far-right. Gov. Shapiro's fire bomber was far-right. Melissa Hortman's assassin was far-right. The motive of Charlie Kirk's assassin is still unknown. Today the White House declared war on "left-wing violence."

ATTENTION PALM SPRINGS: I’ll be returning to Oscar’s for Pride Week on Thursday, Nov. 6! And this time I’m bringing with me three other sensational comedians – including legendary lesbians Poppy Champlin and @suzcomic.bsky.social and acclaimed L.A. funnyman @justinmatson.bsky.social. Link in bio.

Gun violence is a scourge in this country. I am horrified by it, even when it happens to someone like Charlie Kirk.

“We should not have to live in a country where the Government can seize anyone who looks Latino, speaks Spanish, and appears to work a low wage job." ~Justice Sotomayor

NOW STREAMING: A brand-new supersized ASS featuring adult video star @daddykylex.com! Plus, Steve and I get you caught up on c-nty Kim Davis’s attempt to overturn marriage equality, a grisly gay influencer murder rocking NYC and David Geffen’s messy divorce from a hot boy toy!

They’re changing the name of everything! #DepartmentofWar

When Trump dies — which, judging by his hands, will happen within six months — who will Vance choose as his Vice President?

Snoop can suck my dick.

I can't stop dreaming about the party that will happen the night he finally goes.

A new episode of the ASS is on the way, featuring adult video star @daddykylex.com! @dnrshow.bsky.social subscribers get to hear it first this Friday — and the rest of you can hear it the following Friday! BTW, this one is super-sized!

Imagine being one of the family members of the Pulse victims and waking up to find out that your loved one has been erased for the second time for no reason other than abject cruelty. www.cbsnews.com/news/pulse-n...

Truly one of the worst people who ever lived. There’s a special place in Hell for him, and I’m so glad he’s finally there. Bye, shithead! abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

So excited to be heading to the Poconos this weekend to perform “Bad Dates” in the nude for the annual gathering of the Gay Naturists International!

Dear Beau: I know you have children with this woman, but please leave Stassi immediately. If you didn’t already know how toxic she was from VPR, her total meltdown over a tattoo… during a birthday party… in front of friends and family… should seal the deal. #VanderpumpVilla

So nothing was achieved, and Trump licked Putin’s ass once again. Worst president ever.

I know everybody else hated the series finale, but I actually felt it was the most entertaining episode of “And Just Like That” yet. The shit coming up from the toilet was a perfect metaphor for the entire reboot, and Silvio and Epcot were hilarious! Would we have had more of them. #AndJustLikeThat

Lana Del Rey’s “Summertime Sadness” is playing at the barbershop, but my barber keeps singing “Summertime Penis” instead.

Alexia: Who do you think you are? Stephanie: Stephanie Shojaee! And this is why I pay for Peacock. #RHOM

We told you so. We all told you so. abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...

And just like that… my hair and beard were dark again! #maybeitsmaybelline

I’m not great at photoshopping two images together with the free app i have but i certainly try

BREAKING: The US government has just removed sections 9 and 10 of Article I of the US Constitution from their website. Note that sections 9 and 10 deal with: - Writ of Habeas Corpus - Congresses ability to control tariffs. See screenshot below: Notice that 9 and 10 are gone.

No, the Howard Stern Show has not been canceled. He’s on summer break, and his contract with SiriusXM is up for renewal in the fall. This isn’t news. Stop spreading MAGA propaganda. #HowardStern

This fucking lunatic is going to kill us all. When is Congress is going to do its job and impeach him? #RFKJr www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/h...

In one day, he: 1) Tanked the stock market with senseless tariffs. 2) Moved convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security prison. 3) Fired a nonpartisan labor statistics commissioner for reporting accurate job numbers because he didn't like what they showed. In one day.

The ASS is back! And the first episode is here! With twinkster comedian Drew Lausch filling in for the sleeping Steve Chazaro! Link in bio.

The ASS is back! And the first episode is here! With twinkster comedian Drew Lausch filling in for the sleeping Steve Chazaro! Link in bio.

Andy Cohen: What’s your reaction to Larsa saying the text messages were too long to read? Guerdy: Hooked on Phonics worked for me! #RHOM

It’s official: The ASS is back! A new episode every month beginning Aug. 1st! (Unfortunately, Steve Chazaro slept through the first episode, but luckily, we had special guest Drew Lausch filling in as co-ho!) So happy to be back!

When the history books are written about this era, they will show that universities bowed to fascism. Major media outlets bowed. Politicians bowed. The largest corporations in America bowed. Only comedians and satirists stood up and said, “Fuck you. We will not bow.”

Was it tacky of Guerdy to project private text messages at a cancer benefit? Sure. But let's not forger that Julia threw a drink at Guerdy at another public event and faced ZERO consequences for that. None of those ladies stormed out in protest when that happened. Why the double-standard? #RHOM

Not the media (and people on social media) making heartfelt tributes to Hulk. He was a POS. Always. Period.

South Park holy sh*t

I like Zack, but he may need to go to rehab too. Anyone who gets that sloppy-drunk when they know they’re on camera has a problem. (Imagine what he’s like when he’s NOT on camera?) #TheValley

Dear NextGen Cast Members: A “mouthpiece” is something that goes on the end of a trumpet. The word y’all are looking for is “spokesperson.” #NextGenNYC

Jax is so drunk and coked up at this Zen party that it’s uncomfortable to watch. #TheValley

ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT!

Who's a fuckin' lying sack of shit?

THROWBACK: Nineteen years ago this week, I thought it was a good idea to dress up like a stripper cop and take headshots.

“Charcuterie” is a French word. I understand that most Americans can’t pronounce French properly, but when saying this word, one should at least TRY to avoid saying “Cooter.”

Thanks, RFK, Jr.! www.npr.org/sections/sho...

📌Yer goddamned right I am politicizing these gruesome deaths in Texas. The grotesque GOP ghouls have degraded the NWS and treated climate change as "a hoax." They have ignored the warnings time and time again. Their proud stupidity and limitless evil is DIRECTLY responsible for this latest tragedy.

Surprise! Steve and I are back with a brand new episode of “The Adam Sank Show,” with Romaine filling in as guest co-ho and board operator! We discuss everything from the new Pope’s MAGA brother to a guy caught pleasuring himself at a Lowes! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Selected Scenes from the 2025 NYC Pride March.

My Friday night Pride outfit. Very mindful, very demure.