Rhiannon Shaw
@rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social
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Comedian and writer for hire.
lying naked on the sofa and asking my husband to paint me like one of his Warhammer 40k miniatures
about 17 hours ago
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Hail Chaos Podcast
19 days ago
The next episode of HAIL CHAOS is out on Thursday! But a sneak peek- meet the mermaid Slippy Gilly, played by the sensational
@rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social
! What dark purpose does she serve? Follow the pod to find out:
podfollow.com/1878456149
#comedy
#podcast
#mermaid
#ttrpg
#dnd
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the worst thing? Thatâs not even his mum. She just does that to random kids đ
about 1 month ago
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I learned everything I know about the US from sitcoms, so I was pleasantly surprised to discover when I visited last year that their living rooms do actually have fourth walls
about 1 month ago
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one of my favourite ways to annoy my husband on April Fools day is sending him screenshots of normal articles with the caption âhilarious! They had me going for a second there!â
about 1 month ago
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âWhat shall we call our Turkish takeaway?â âOooh something Turkish, like Moulin Rougeâ âOh so everything will be red then?â âNoâ
about 1 month ago
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why identify yourself by your Hogwarts House when you could simply say if youâre a bitch, lover, child or mother
about 2 months ago
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Eric Colossal
about 2 months ago
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the spitfire and the apple crumble were both invented for war. But which would come out on top in an aerial battle? Thereâs only one way to find out-
about 2 months ago
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âAnd lo, the man did ask Jesus âshould I forgive my neighbour for his treachery?â And Jesus did say-â
about 2 months ago
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wow itâs a transcription of my side of phone calls with my mum
2 months ago
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donât like them for this and donât like her husband either, because why on earth would you stay with someone who wanted you to do something so cruel
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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why is the school bully in this poster about 45
2 months ago
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watching Emily in Paris which by this point is more product placement than plot
3 months ago
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Sage Deviant đłď¸ââ§ď¸
12 months ago
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
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missed my telephone GP appointment and now will run out of essential medication because I was taking a photo of âpulled pork teaâ
3 months ago
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a question for non sitcom characters - have you ever met up with a friend BEFORE work?
3 months ago
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good, we need to stop giving Jerry Seinfeld all these spin offs
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3 months ago
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what came first, the high seas piracy or the DVD kind
3 months ago
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was away from my 3 month old today so him and my husband had a boysâ day. They went to Warhammer World together and I came home to them watching Platoon
3 months ago
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just moved into a new flat and someone had left a half used roll of kitchen towel next to the toilet. It was perfect, tragic contextual storytelling
3 months ago
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one prerequisite of selling on Gumtree is spelling things in new and previously impossible ways
4 months ago
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shit! my two month old son has learned to text!
4 months ago
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do Parma ham and Parma violets even come from the same animal
4 months ago
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been wandering around all day whispering âJack of potatoesâ
about 1 year ago
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Severance fans, me and my pal Dan do a podcast about it with hilarious comedian guests. Like and subscribe as the kids say!
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
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The Innie Outie Cast
Comedy Podcast ¡ 2 Seasons ¡ Every two months
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-innie-outie-cast/id1754993690
about 1 year ago
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@andydawson.bsky.social
instantly thought of you and Bob when I saw Harryâs being a Boots McKindness as part of the Flat White Harts
about 1 year ago
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man on the train watching TikTok without headphones. On INTERNATIONAL WOMENâS DAY??
about 1 year ago
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forget mainstream media, this is where I get news I can trust
about 1 year ago
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Scenes from an Italian Restaurant is Billy Joelâs epic tale of going to a place that doesnât serve orange wine
about 1 year ago
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Hello friends Iâm doing a show at Leicester this week! 8.30pm, 13th February. Please come!
comedy-festival.co.uk/events/rhian...
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Rhiannon Shaw: La Pomme (WIP) - Leicester Comedy Festival
Acclaimed comedian, writer and apple-shaped woman Rhiannon Shaw returns with a brand new work-in-progress show about body image and motherhood. BAFTA Rocliffe Comedy Finalist 2024, BBC New Comedy Awar...
https://comedy-festival.co.uk/events/rhiannon-shaw-la-pomme-wip/
over 1 year ago
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I would like to hear boygenius cover this
over 1 year ago
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if a vampire is older or more senior than you you should really be saying nosferavous
over 1 year ago
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oh my god someone save this cat
over 1 year ago
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this sign tells a story
over 1 year ago
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they say our generation will never be homeowners but weâve broken the curse 𼰠canât wait to fix up the place with this one đ
over 1 year ago
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and is this âbabyâ in the womb with us right now?
over 1 year ago
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confusing when I see a boxing match organised weeks in advance. How do they already know the two boxers will be mad enough at each other to fight?
over 1 year ago
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to think, this would be much less cool if their instrument of choice was the tuba
over 1 year ago
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did you know? if you listen to The Beatles âI Am The Walrusâ forwards you can hear John Lennon confessing to being a walrus
over 1 year ago
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BECAUSE PEOPLE FIXED IT YOU NUTWANKS
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over 1 year ago
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my husband and Iâs favourite thing at the moment is to imagine Lord of The Rings exactly the same except everyone drives a car
over 1 year ago
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my in-laws small village has beaten death đ
over 1 year ago
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I always say this before a man goes down on me
over 1 year ago
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oh you gave up your seat to a pregnant woman on the tube? Last time I saw a pregnant woman walking, I stopped my car and I gave it to her. Papers and everything. She caused a pile up, as she could NOT legally drive
over 1 year ago
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I saw the best comic minds of my generation get up on stage and ask if anyone had seen their TikToks
over 1 year ago
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I wish I cared about anything as much as my cat cares about a bug he maybe saw
over 1 year ago
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yelling âWHO IS SHE??â every time my husband gets a 2 factor authentication text
over 1 year ago
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watching The Beatles Get Back and quite disappointed. Scene where Paul only knows about half of the lyrics to Let It Be. Youâd think heâd have learned them, itâs a really famous song
over 1 year ago
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a beloved parrot died today
over 1 year ago
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