Good lord. Looks like the Grinch taking a piss.

Ran across this somewhere today. Loved this time in music. Everything I was listening to in the summer of 1990.

With the fate of the famed Monroeville Mall up in the air, this year's Living Dead Weekend was a bittersweet affair. Read all about it right here.

This would be a most excellent time for a sign from God.

I’m so soft. Dropped Cookie off for boarding on Friday. Overcome with guilt I picked her up the very next morning. Get your sunscreen and flip flops girl, we’re going to the beach.

RIP. Unforgettable here…

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

Added a guest to my doodle walking posse this week. A little bit challenging but I got the hang of it and all the doods seemed to enjoy their furry selves.

Not gonna put any stock in this result but I will say this USMNT looks and plays like an actual soccer team

I get this Platner guy has some “issues” but the amount of media coverage seems weirdly outsized relative to everything else going on and all the other dirt bags in the world. Am I off base? Entirely possible.

But I thought they were my friends.

Happy 40th anniversary of Heavy Metal Parking Lot to all who celebrate. 🙌

This looks glorious. Bummed I’ll be out of town…

This actually makes me angry. Only 8000 streams of Drink Ink? What is wrong with people????

We’ve got like two episodes left of “Something Very Bad is Going to Happen” and I just don’t know if I can finish it. Not sure what it is exactly but just not for me.

Woke up with Whitesnake “Slow an’ Easy” in my head this morning. My subconscious inner dirtbag rising to the top. open.spotify.com/track/2sGUw5...

Rosanne Cash's '80s albums have aged not an inch. Terse, worried country pop with new wave synths poking around the edges. Happy birthday. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2017/05/29/w...

If you show up to audition for a Starship tribute band or a Kars 4 Kids commercial carrying this guitar, you’ll get the gig on sight. No questions asked.

I’m on this call with a bunch of DBAs, and people keep talking about “taking the dumps”. They’re also comparing Joel’s dumps with Ravi’s dumps. It’s just too much for me personally.

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BJ McKay and his best friend, Bear.

Damn it. Take my money. lockhartsauthentic.com/products/245...

Nobody loves a birthday party more than this dog. It’s ludicrous.

I’m glad he cleared this up. I actually thought he was talking about the letter C.

I never have a doubt that I married the right woman.

My best furry pal sez happy Friday. Throw me the ball.

Your own…personal…Prius

Had to walk the dogs in my wooly hat. No complaints!

I am fascinated by the many strong opinions on shredded lettuce here. It’s very intriguing.

The public can draw its own conclusions? Man that sounds like a terrible idea. Have you met the public?

The year is 2026. There is artificial intelligence capable of generating months worth of complex application code in minutes. Yet I still have human coworkers who send one line messages in Teams that read only “Hey Jason”, waiting for me to respond to get to their point.

Excellent thread! I’m kinda anti-90s music in general but this has me rethinking my stance. Also, I’m pretty sure I listened to all these songs on an AIWA cd player while living in a vacant luxury apartment in Khobar Towers in Saudi Arabia. What a vibe.

Actual masterpiece.

Interesting documentary no doubt but the last 30 minutes or so just made me mad. To be fair, I guess there’s no satisfying way to conclude but “the answer to the AI problem is that human civilization needs to be better”? Come on. www.focusfeatures.com/the-ai-doc-o...

I have many questions.

My alarm went off at 515 this morning and I immediately thought “time to break the interdimensional barrier.” I wish this was a joke wtf.

The cool thing about this show is that it’s more likely he decides not to show up at the last minute than I decide I don’t feel like going out on a Thursday night.

Also worth remembering that if you don't receive a pay bump that is at least as high as the inflation rate, that means that you've effectively received a pay cut.

I might set up a listserv. Make social media fun again.

George Kranz really went all in on the din daa daa thing didn’t he?

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Started watching The Dark Wizard this week. Really incredible documentary so far. decider.com/2026/04/21/d...

goddamn why am I sitting here with “She’s Like the Wind” stuck in my head? There’s no legitimate reason for this.

I have an embarrassing number of photos on my phone where I clearly took a picture of something just so I could zoom in and read it.

#5CoverSongsAndThe Day 3 Country Road Toots and the Maytals (John Denver) youtu.be/raH3gShAylo?...

I could not possibly give less of shit.

So this guy’s entire plan was “run real fast through security”?

So it was a blitz attack? On a ballroom??