Teams should be allowed 3 fights a year. Let’s add a little more niche coaching decisions to the game. Use them in the division? Against a team you rarely play? Save it for the playoffs?

13-13 in OT. I’m SO close!

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... turn.

Deebo killed my correct score wager. I might need a Tua safety to pull this off.

Barn burner at el Bernabeu. 🇪🇸

6-6 at half. I said what I said.

I’m calling it. 15-15 tie in OT.

Honestly I’d probably be a happier person if I redirected most of my Washington Commanders fandom to the Spirit who are just CONSISTENTLY AWESOME. Congrats to the Washington Spirit!

Chase Edmonds eh? Interesting choice.

When @reiddossinger.com and @kevinalvir.bsky.social both coincidentally recommend the same band to you in the same week you listen. Sharp Pins is the nom de plume of a preternaturally talented Chicago indie kid (he of Lifeguard). Guided By Beatles? Yes please!

Man, the beard budget on Death by Lightning must’ve been crazy.

Cool ass dog

I’m actually sad to see this hit the worst movie ever post cos the synopsis is hilarious. 😂

Bob Nastanovich, Pavement’s all-rounder and de facto spokesperson, reveals the songs that have defined his career as a performer and music fan

Need more representation like THIS in Congress. Less Rob Whitmans out of Virginia. More Beth Macys. Right @bluevirginia.bsky.social ?

My wife and I were trying to recall why we’ve followed this rule so closely all of our lives. I knew it was from a movie. Just remembered was it was. Anyway I’m gonna wear a Lemonheads T-shirt to see the Lemonheads this weekend.

Oh I see. That’s cool Megyn.

I’m at this point in life where I tell my wife how much I can’t wait to go get this cortisone shot, and she looks at me like the sad freak I am.

Need to share this news and rub it in my 15 yo’s obnoxious little face. The other day she had the nerve to tell me none of my music makes any sense, proceeded to sing PiL’s “rise” and asked “what the hell is that???” Little twerp. I love her.

One of a handful of movies where I fell asleep in the theater.

People are pissed about this. Keep this clown out of our stadium.

*riff from Slow Ride* JEFFREY JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Finished @bethmacy.bsky.social excellent memoir this morning. Heartbreaking at times, but gave me a lot to think about. Definitely worth adding to your reading list and checking out.

A little brisk out there again this morning.

Tim Kaine continues his streak of disappointing me personally. Does Tim hate me?

Finished this one yesterday. Good read and Mike Joyce was surprisingly gracious towards everyone in that band. RIYL The Smiths!

The Pedolands

Finally got around to watching the DEVO doc on Netflix. So good it could have made me cry. What an amazing band. Going to bug my family all weekend playing all our devo records.

Wish this fuck would quit trying to convince me I’m not paying $4/gal.

🙏

Ah! This is the team I watched the last two decades. Might need to consider the possibility that the old name/brand/uniforms are cursed.

Commanders in the ‘80s unis tonight. Very, very cool.

Honestly when I heard the “news” on Thursday or Friday morning lacking any details at all I just assumed this would be the eventual outcome.

Bunny had no respect for Daylight Savings Time this morning. She chose to do the morning wake up jump on me at 5:30 as scheduled.

Finished @billjanovitz.bsky.social excellent Cars bio tonight. Great read for music fans. Enjoyed the focus on the band’s songwriting and studio process over the usual salacious personal narratives. Learned some things I didn’t know and gained some appreciation for the Cars.

I want to see a Halloween spin off told from the perspective of the neighbor who silently turns off their porch light when the screaming teenage girl is banging on their door. Maybe a book? Or a musical!

BEWARE… The Creeps at the Top of the Stairs!!! 🎃

Post your favorite witch.

New strategy incoming for Chipotle. They’ve integrated an AI with robot arms to make the expensive burritos. A second AI will be investing in crypto with all profits going towards buying the expensive burritos.

Xi does not give a fuck about this guy.

I really liked this movie the first time I saw it. Liked it more on the second watch.

What came first, the football or the misery? Did I follow the Washington football team because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I followed the Washington football team?

I enjoyed watching football today knowing in the back of my mind that my poor Commanders are probably going to get destroyed tomorrow night.

Endorse.

Halloween 1979ish I think. I’m King Kong. It was a huge deal when our local Ben Franklin store put those costume boxes out. Our little neighborhood was just streams of kids on Halloween night.

I saw @reiddossinger.com started reading Demon Copperhead a few days ago? Curious how you liked it?

Yikes! Breaking out my coat and gloves before I walk the doggies.

Let’s gooooooo, Virginia!!! 🇺🇸