100% convince the club have no concept of data available online to check players injury history 😂

"Please sir, may I trouble you for another chunk of the cheesecake if it isn't any bother....."

Sometimes you kill the Rat Sometimes you cuddle the Rat Ancient Chinese proverb

Bet nae cunt at the Vienna Concert has a lassie on their shoulders shart all down his back like ma bosses son at TRNSMT 😂

Happy New Year folks, may 2026 bring you peace and happiness♥️

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Hogmanay is always hyped up to be something special in Scotland but it's always been invariably shite. Can only remember one right good night out in 98/99 disco inferno at the venue in Edinburgh Always ended up spending most of the nights wandering about. 99% sure that's the disco night, me in wig😂

Was going thru some of my Egypt photos and found a decent one

Making good use of the stamped addressed envelope from Reform. Every one posted costs them money 🫡

Via Sam Meegs on KDS

Some say the perfect glove doesn't exist.....

Big bastard buzzard at the back door asking if the kittens are coming out to "play" 😬

The Godfather pt3 It's still a great film, if it wasn't for the masterpieces 1 and 2 are it'd be much better thought of

He can't survive that, both him and Tisdale need emptied tonight. Nicholson etc need to tender their resignations. Place needs cleared of the yes-men vermin that have infested the club.

One of the strangest atmospheres I've ever experienced. Cup semi, good performance and game but so subdued because of the day before, almost felt disrespectful to be watching football JFT97

Davie Farrells "you cannae make a winger a good defender" shout on the RGC pod was ringing true today. Both goals came from Yang being unable to work out his positions. First by not covering his man, the second from being sucked in at the back post leaving the boy unmarked. Ralston not helping...

Just saying

Should've brought ma boots 🍀

Egypt managers a wanker..... #90sCelticDa

Met John Robertson once, outside Waterstones in Kirkcaldy where he was having a fag break from signing his book. Lovely humble and humble guy who you wouldn't know had won two European cups and scored and assisted in them. May he RIP ♥️

Merry Christmas folks Hope you all have a lovely day and for those that find it a hard time hope it's passes as peacefully as possible ♥️

It's mad how much of a military operation Christmas Eve was when the weans were wee (kept them believing in Santa for fucking ages) Everything planned in minute detail

Kasper Schmeichel picking Band Aid as his favourite Christmas song is just another reason to want the fat cunt dropped 😂

Good listen Possibly the most cancelable episode since the Spotify text transcript tried to mention Nygren😂

That Celtic fan that looks like Jim Goodwins AI generated video meeting Celtic legends is possibly the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've had to watch Johnny Kenny start up front for two games in a row.

"keep out of it mate, this isn't your business......"

Morgan Rogers has a fair old right foot on him

Would'nt even surprise me 😂

That has to be a penalty for everton surely? Seen them given repeatedly

Maybe if we play in the formation of a large wooden badger......

That's a work of art 🫡

Jesus fucking christ 1 Central defender😂

Was thinking earlier about the end of year Spotify swaps Remy (I think) used to organize on KDS Was always interesting and a good laugh Until you were matched with Bukowski 😂😂

Fear and Disappointment

This, but it's the guy in Glenrothes whose council house my pal had to enter after he'd left and he'd kept some of every shite and pish he'd done for years in wee sample tubs and stored them in the spare room

But lassies can't play sports with boays ....

Massively tempted

Christmas 95 Look like an extra from trainspotting

Is it possible to retrospectively bully yourself at school? Look like a wannabe young Tory

Representing Scotland at Lords in 1985 ✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"daddy, the man's asking if we want some of his buckfast juice, and whats a Hanley? because he says it's a fucking useless big cunt"

Put the first Renaissance mix collection on. Absolute banger of a mix

Facebook memories is just a reminder of England getting fucked out of major tournaments 🎉😂

Catley Ambrose

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Same line up and I assume the same formation? This is shaping up to be a right shiteshow of an appointment

Stevies annual playlist is always a wee haven of undiscovered (by me) gems Well worth a listen🎶