Remember that all your opinion’s should be actively shared on the internet.

If we could rig elections why the fuck would we let these clowns run the show?

NFL Draft > Military Draft

When he dies I’ll celebrate with fries.

I fought the law and they didn’t notice.

Wearing a Trump hat at Disney is wild. Wearing a Trump hat on the small world ride is diabolical.

you gonna eat that chip on your shoulder

Listen to the internet > listen to your heart

And what’s the deal with negotiation?

Are you progressive or progresso?

No point in being friends if you don’t plan on putting a memorial sticker on your car to remember me.

the house i grew up in didn't have an "office" it was the Computer Room

What came first? The Subway? The Subway Tile? The Subway Sandwich?

Thank goodness no one can see my skeets.

Imagine religion being your line in the sand.

Ticketmaster and Live Nation has fucked all of us! Here’s a $5 coupon for your trouble.

We used to be a proper society just getting our dicks caught in ceiling fans.

Them: “That image is clearly doctored!” Me: “Which doctor did this? Was it a regular doctor or Dr. Jesus?”

An influencer did something stupid? *GASP*

Your silence is deafening.

Clippy has evolved. There is no escape.

Daily Fact: Doctors historically have dressed as Jesus while working with the Red Cross. In addition to blessings that light up their hands, doctors also shoot lasers from their eyes to cauterize wounds.

“Can you believe this fucking guy?” -The Pope probably

Try all you want, you can’t redact the internet.

Mr. Owl, how many fascist things does it take to get the blind to see?

Hoping for someone’s death daily isn’t healthy but holy shit can it happen already?

Popecoin

The Pope is weak on crime.

Every time I eat Taco Bell.

Influencers were gasoline on the fire of stupidity.

Somehow a hangover feels better than the shit going on in the world.

Coachella 2026 Dress Theme: Dirty Pirate Hooker

BREAKING: Life sucks. More at 11.

Sane in the membrane.

The furthest left lane is for drivers that want to go the exact speed limit.

The smoke is coming from the ears of MAGA. Their brains are starting to think they’ve been duped.

Mom look! I made a funny on the internets!

Iran is trolling the US (Trump) for not bombing them. What in the call of duty fuck is happening?

Content is also under pressure.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

So ceasefire or nah?

Never been so relieved for a TACO Tuesday. Fuck those who voted for this shit and FUCK YOU TRUMP!

Ignorance is bliss until you realize the true cost.

Today was bad and tomorrow might be worse.

Remember folks it’s not dementia it’s jokes!

The regime’s PR this morning trying to come up with responses to the social posts.

Blasphemy used to be handled appropriately.