A story floating around during the Bush administration held that in a fit of pique, Dubya once called the US Constitution “just a goddamn piece of paper.” Now, Dubya has always been kind of a bozo, so too bad for him if he didn’t actually say that… Trump would’ve made him look like Nostradamus.

When every surface wrongly defaced by the worthless and criminal name of Trump is finally scraped clean, the job must be done as roughly as possible. Jackhammers, chisels, hammers, whatever leaves a scar. …and those scars mustn’t be repaired or painted over. They’ll be Democracy’s battle scars.🤨

Mike Johnson is as if hot dog water was a Myers-Briggs personality type.

Hey there Whiskey Pete! Y’know those European travel brochures you and Mrs. KegsBreath have been poring over, now that you’re circling the drain with Mango Mussolini? Well, you might wanna put those aside for a while — especially the one that says: “Visit Scenic Nuremberg!” America First, MFer!😁

Joe Lonsdale, billionaire co-founder of Palantir, has called for the return of public hangings in order to demonstrate “masculine leadership.” “…yes, we will do it in public to deter others,” he wrote on X. Saudi sellout golfer Phil Mickelson is a fan of public canings. What’s next, amputations?🫣

Trump Appoints Spiritual Guide Robert Morris as Pope …of the newly formed: Transgressive Recidivist Unrepentant Megachurch Pastors …Evangelical sect. He will preside over the President’s elevation to Sainthood — a first for a living person — following his jail sentence for child molestation. 🤫

Kash Patel will always remind me of that sketchy little fella you see on CNN… …being dragged off half-dressed by a SWAT team from his quiet suburban home… …after the prisoners in his basement dungeon escape and call the cops.😱

The White House regrets to announce that after a period of poor health, the familiar furry organism residing atop Donald Trump‘s head has finally passed away. As the closest thing Trump has ever had to a pet, it will retain its place of honor, preserved by a combination of taxidermy and hairspray.🥲

The White House regrets to announce that, after a period of poor health, the familiar furry organism residing atop Donald Trump‘s head has finally passed away. The closest thing Trump has ever had to a pet, it will retain its place of honor, preserved by a combination of taxidermy and hairspray.🥲

GOP Governance, Simplified: It’s never, “What we’re gonna do,” It’s always, “Who we’re gonna screw.” But it doesn’t matter who, ‘Cause eventually it’s you. 🫣

TIME TO FACE THE TRUTH AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 youtu.be/fJh9t9h6Wn0

1/ I believe Trump would love an exit that allows him to play the martyr and retire to some no-extradition hidey-hole as President-in-Exile. Trump is no longer a king maker, but retains his power as a bomb thrower. The GOP can’t retain MAGA without him, and must recover from Trump and rebuild…

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

REPOST if you stand with President Zelenskyy! #StandingWithZelenskyy #StandingWithUkraine 🇺🇦💙💛💙🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraïni

— REVEALED — Rare portrait of actor James Stewart with Antifa founding member known only as “Harvey” (likely a pseudonym). Harvey, a skilled clandestine operative, may still be active, since the lifespan of the Púca is unknown. Stewart, who battled fascism in World War II, passed away in 1997. 🐰😁

This used to be the best definition of Conservatism I’d ever encountered. Sounds quaint now.

This used to be the best definition of Conservatism I’d ever encountered. Sounds quaint now.

Here are the Patron Saints of the Resistance. Don’t give ICE the violence Trump needs to invoke the Insurrection Act. Don’t shoot at them — laugh at them.🤣🤣🤣 Remember WWII. 🇺🇸

The Night Keith Richards Fired Donald Trump. An Object Lesson for All of Us from the Rolling Stones. 🤣🤣🤣

Howdy kids! Time once again for this friendly reminder:

Currently re-watching “Happy Valley“ on BritBox. Yet another reason to wish I were a citizen of the UK… …so that I could claim the amazing Sarah Lancashire as a National Treasure. 😊

Conservative Governance: —— A Caution, in Rhyme—— It’s never, “What we’re gonna do,” It’s always, “Who we’re gonna screw.” But it doesn’t matter who, Because eventually it’s you.🤓

This week's Free Speech Friday covers ICE's reactivated 2 million dollar contract with Paragon Solutions. Please watch!!

This kindness.

The recently selected chair of a North Carolina county Board of Elections was charged for allegedly drugging ice cream from Dairy Queen with MDMA and Cocaine and giving them to his two grandchildren

New ICE recruiting poster.

BREAKING: The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers

Jimmy Carter was a True Christian, Who Walked The Walk, And Talked The Talk.....

Definitely clears up all the Epstein stuff

we can sneak around town / hunting working folks down / I hear they got a great benefit plan join ICE boy ain’t it nice / join ICE take my advice www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles...

Please listen to this radio story from NPR August 4th. This is beyond abhorrent.

these ladies just released the song of the summer

I’m glad that the woman at the center of this story was able to make the choice she felt was right for her and her family. But what’s happening here is horrifying: conservatives are valorizing these stories strategically—they want to make the skyrocketing maternal mortality rate *positive*

New cure for cancer just dropped. (Death. The cure is death.) x.com/LifeNewsHQ/s...