My former coworker left this note that might be useful to a John Riley Hopkins XIII? Not sure what it means but he was working through something similar.

Oh my fucking god you all

Oop she's coming back. Remember everyone! Trust in the m00n, follow me on tiktok, and the best things always come in threes!

well someo?ne left her phone out LOL - River

River said we were gonna play a new game tonight, dealt us wildly different hands, and then went to the bathroom for 20 minutes. Hope she's ok but also what the fuck are we playing.

Since apparently some of the people breaking into my work terminal follow me here I figured I'd let you know we've patched the security vulnerabilities that made that possible, if you're going to contact me please do it through the PROPER channels.

Eugh I hate being on camera.

God didn't work. Movie night.

Sure whatever lets try God.

I need to do something different or i'm going to vibrate out of my skin.

Just saw a cybertruck with a one man band car horn. I don't know what aesthetic they're going for but their commitment to it is impressive.

The only upside of this mandatory holiday party is the unlimited drinks.

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

Eating a whole frozen lasagna just to feel something.

Soup got stolen.

Of course I have to go back to work RIGHT after the diver picks up my soup.

Do you think my work wife has told her family about me

A latte should never be that color.

Anyone know how to get buffalo sauce out of cotton

Underwater hunting master. A joy to watch. Peace! #bird #birding #birdwatching #cormorant #water #fisheater

scottish wildlife trust why have you chosen all of these words you’re making me uncomfortable

Great-Spangled Fritillary (Speyeria cybele) in my driveway just now, and I see my secret is revealed (I rub my fingers in the gravel to attract them, but would you blame me?) #Butterflies #Lepidoptera #Naturephotography

Alright last straw I'm tired of the other website.