YAY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!

No social media platform is friendly to improv comedy clips…. Bluesky let’s prove them wrong!!!!!!!!!!

So basically this is a drawing of the Spider of Time and then a crocodile and a lobster

Reckoning with the fact that if I travel for Christmas I will not be able to see Avatar in my preferred theater and format opening day and in full blue paint. On the other hand I could go to the beach.

I met a very nice group of furries at comic con who recognized me and I’m genuinely still mad I didn’t take a picture with them

She is black and white for an amazing reason

I’ll out woke you don’t try me

Pitch meeting: so My thing is that I’m sort of just a normal silly girl that people like

I legit watched all of Annie Hall plus one 30 rock that’s how long my dentist appointment was today

Let me take my shoes off at the dentist

I’m going to try to use this website but really the only reason I’m still on the other one is out of habit

I completely got bangs

My house smells like trash and honestly I wish there was a solution that didn’t involve taking out the trash

Logging on here and immediately remembering friends from 2020 that I forgot about

yayyyyy

I’m assuming everyone using this app lives in Brooklyn or has a connection to Brooklyn basically come to my Christmas/Hanukkah show on December 12th!! We’re doing 3 one-act plays to celebrate the seaon!!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mount...

Drake if he was a fly: I was buzzing through the 6 with my wings

Thank god you’re here @baldanndowd.bsky.social

Awful Halloween costume idea I had

Would anyone like to start the first controversy on here so the New York post can say “BlueSkies turns into cloudy days on new social media app”

Ugh so good

Every literary fiction book got the animal abuse chapter

Phillip Roth books be like hot dog! I’m jealous of that tampon in that woman’s puss!

I have the sort of opposite but maybe actually parallel jerking off problem that men have where they lose all sensitivity because and it ruins sex because my problem is I can cum in 25 seconds and all I have to do is look at your mom

I’m going to clown school in Paris in January and it’s the 100 year old French clown that Hillary Clinton interviewed and I’m debating if I should do a good old fashioned vlog series about it…..

Girl spit the damn gum out

Dude I’d love to work at the sperm bank I love jerking off!!!!!! But on the other hand I would hate to work at the horse sperm bank

I’m drunk but straight up I might be gay

Women be like: what’s my boyfriend who domestically abused me up to rn

Sincerely until the room stinks

Lib Jan 6th gonna go crazy!!!!

Hey guys just wanted to see what was happening over here

Social media is for plugging other social medias anyways here’s this www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7yJTB9/

Omg wait this is awesome bluesky is a new platform to name search myself on

Me: Hello Buttercup 😀 Gonna try this new trend: “Unemployed Heroin Addict Fall” 🥰 Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔 Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back

Guys I forgot about y’all straight uppppp

every road in Dallas is either called Sunshine Daisy Honeysuckle Lane or the Ronald Reagan AIDS Response Commemorative Highway

Da gym alone on the Saturday night 😍😍😍😍

Texas sky ❤️

Twitter can’t end because I was days away from working up the courage to dm the guy from BCNR that follows me

ooooohhhhhh his NAME is WILL HUNTING and he’s GOOD

I think it would be funny to tell everyone I’m moving to New York (implying NYC) but actually just go to Buffalo

#CUT4TWITTER

Does anyone in the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex wanna hang out tonight

Can all of my enemies keep the same profile pictures on here I almost liked one of their posts

OMGGGGG Barbie X Cancer collab

My mom lowkey succumbing to dementia is sad and annoying but I got to show her the nightman cometh Always Sunny episode again and she forgot all of it and she loved it so that was nice

Is this anything

Screaming crying throwing my fucking brains out because I was at bed bath and beyond closing sale and saw some lady buy the last kitchen aid stand mixer half off I can’t believe this