meg bitchell
@meganbitchell.bsky.social
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female actress, girl comedian
YAY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!
22 days ago
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No social media platform is friendly to improv comedy clipsā¦. Bluesky letās prove them wrong!!!!!!!!!!
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23 days ago
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So basically this is a drawing of the Spider of Time and then a crocodile and a lobster
23 days ago
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Reckoning with the fact that if I travel for Christmas I will not be able to see Avatar in my preferred theater and format opening day and in full blue paint. On the other hand I could go to the beach.
23 days ago
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I met a very nice group of furries at comic con who recognized me and Iām genuinely still mad I didnāt take a picture with them
23 days ago
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She is black and white for an amazing reason
23 days ago
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Iāll out woke you donāt try me
add a skeleton here at some point
24 days ago
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Pitch meeting: so My thing is that Iām sort of just a normal silly girl that people like
24 days ago
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I legit watched all of Annie Hall plus one 30 rock thatās how long my dentist appointment was today
24 days ago
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Let me take my shoes off at the dentist
24 days ago
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Iām going to try to use this website but really the only reason Iām still on the other one is out of habit
24 days ago
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I completely got bangs
24 days ago
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My house smells like trash and honestly I wish there was a solution that didnāt involve taking out the trash
25 days ago
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Logging on here and immediately remembering friends from 2020 that I forgot about
25 days ago
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yayyyyy
11 months ago
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Iām assuming everyone using this app lives in Brooklyn or has a connection to Brooklyn basically come to my Christmas/Hanukkah show on December 12th!! Weāre doing 3 one-act plays to celebrate the seaon!!!!
www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mount...
12 months ago
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Drake if he was a fly: I was buzzing through the 6 with my wings
12 months ago
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Thank god youāre here
@baldanndowd.bsky.social
12 months ago
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Awful Halloween costume idea I had
12 months ago
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Would anyone like to start the first controversy on here so the New York post can say āBlueSkies turns into cloudy days on new social media appā
12 months ago
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Ugh so good
12 months ago
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Every literary fiction book got the animal abuse chapter
12 months ago
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Phillip Roth books be like hot dog! Iām jealous of that tampon in that womanās puss!
12 months ago
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I have the sort of opposite but maybe actually parallel jerking off problem that men have where they lose all sensitivity because and it ruins sex because my problem is I can cum in 25 seconds and all I have to do is look at your mom
12 months ago
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Iām going to clown school in Paris in January and itās the 100 year old French clown that Hillary Clinton interviewed and Iām debating if I should do a good old fashioned vlog series about itā¦..
12 months ago
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Girl spit the damn gum out
12 months ago
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Dude Iād love to work at the sperm bank I love jerking off!!!!!! But on the other hand I would hate to work at the horse sperm bank
12 months ago
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Iām drunk but straight up I might be gay
12 months ago
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Women be like: whatās my boyfriend who domestically abused me up to rn
12 months ago
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Sincerely until the room stinks
12 months ago
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Lib Jan 6th gonna go crazy!!!!
about 1 year ago
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Hey guys just wanted to see what was happening over here
about 1 year ago
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Social media is for plugging other social medias anyways hereās this
www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7yJTB9/
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meg bitchell on TikTok
Did he forget any questions? #manonthestreet #satire #whatareyoulisteningto
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7yJTB9/
about 2 years ago
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Omg wait this is awesome bluesky is a new platform to name search myself on
about 2 years ago
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reposted by
meg bitchell
jestin
about 2 years ago
Me: Hello Buttercup š Gonna try this new trend: āUnemployed Heroin Addict Fallā š„° Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this š¤ Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back
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Guys I forgot about yāall straight uppppp
about 2 years ago
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reposted by
meg bitchell
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over 2 years ago
every road in Dallas is either called Sunshine Daisy Honeysuckle Lane or the Ronald Reagan AIDS Response Commemorative Highway
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Da gym alone on the Saturday night šššš
over 2 years ago
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Texas sky ā¤ļø
over 2 years ago
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Twitter canāt end because I was days away from working up the courage to dm the guy from BCNR that follows me
over 2 years ago
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ooooohhhhhh his NAME is WILL HUNTING and heās GOOD
over 2 years ago
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I think it would be funny to tell everyone Iām moving to New York (implying NYC) but actually just go to Buffalo
over 2 years ago
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reposted by
meg bitchell
buth hole
over 2 years ago
#CUT4TWITTER
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Does anyone in the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex wanna hang out tonight
over 2 years ago
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Can all of my enemies keep the same profile pictures on here I almost liked one of their posts
over 2 years ago
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OMGGGGG Barbie X Cancer collab
over 2 years ago
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My mom lowkey succumbing to dementia is sad and annoying but I got to show her the nightman cometh Always Sunny episode again and she forgot all of it and she loved it so that was nice
over 2 years ago
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Is this anything
over 2 years ago
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Screaming crying throwing my fucking brains out because I was at bed bath and beyond closing sale and saw some lady buy the last kitchen aid stand mixer half off I canāt believe this
over 2 years ago
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