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Can you guys follow my sketch group on Instagram I need validation of having 2k followers on the group :) www.instagram.com/girlmountain...

I’m assuming everyone using this app lives in Brooklyn or has a connection to Brooklyn basically come to my Christmas/Hanukkah show on December 12th!! We’re doing 3 one-act plays to celebrate the seaon!!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mount...

Drake if he was a fly: I was buzzing through the 6 with my wings

Thank god you’re here @baldanndowd.bsky.social

Awful Halloween costume idea I had

Would anyone like to start the first controversy on here so the New York post can say “BlueSkies turns into cloudy days on new social media app”

Ugh so good

Every literary fiction book got the animal abuse chapter

Phillip Roth books be like hot dog! I’m jealous of that tampon in that woman’s puss!

I have the sort of opposite but maybe actually parallel jerking off problem that men have where they lose all sensitivity because and it ruins sex because my problem is I can cum in 25 seconds and all I have to do is look at your mom

I’m going to clown school in Paris in January and it’s the 100 year old French clown that Hillary Clinton interviewed and I’m debating if I should do a good old fashioned vlog series about it…..

Girl spit the damn gum out

Dude I’d love to work at the sperm bank I love jerking off!!!!!! But on the other hand I would hate to work at the horse sperm bank

I’m drunk but straight up I might be gay

Women be like: what’s my boyfriend who domestically abused me up to rn

Sincerely until the room stinks

Lib Jan 6th gonna go crazy!!!!

Hey guys just wanted to see what was happening over here

Social media is for plugging other social medias anyways here’s this www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7yJTB9/

Omg wait this is awesome bluesky is a new platform to name search myself on

Me: Hello Buttercup 😀 Gonna try this new trend: “Unemployed Heroin Addict Fall” 🥰 Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔 Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back

Guys I forgot about y’all straight uppppp

every road in Dallas is either called Sunshine Daisy Honeysuckle Lane or the Ronald Reagan AIDS Response Commemorative Highway

Da gym alone on the Saturday night 😍😍😍😍

Texas sky ❤️

Twitter can’t end because I was days away from working up the courage to dm the guy from BCNR that follows me

ooooohhhhhh his NAME is WILL HUNTING and he’s GOOD

I think it would be funny to tell everyone I’m moving to New York (implying NYC) but actually just go to Buffalo

#CUT4TWITTER

Does anyone in the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex wanna hang out tonight

Can all of my enemies keep the same profile pictures on here I almost liked one of their posts

Barbie crossover?

OMGGGGG Barbie X Cancer collab

My mom lowkey succumbing to dementia is sad and annoying but I got to show her the nightman cometh Always Sunny episode again and she forgot all of it and she loved it so that was nice

Is this anything

Screaming crying throwing my fucking brains out because I was at bed bath and beyond closing sale and saw some lady buy the last kitchen aid stand mixer half off I can’t believe this

I think the government should take twitter from Elon or something

Bluesky like won’t let me follow people back I’m trying so hard guys don’t get mad at me

Hiiiii looking for 104 thousand of my closest friends ❤️

Okay guys the orgy has too much cum so we’re limiting the amount of people who are allowed to cum in order to make it less messy

Do you want to fuck @bitchrespecter.bsky.social

I forgot about this app that’s my bad

I want to set this fucker on fire

when you give me the beach boys

Ooooohhhhh it’s called the good doctor because everyone with autism is BAD, I get it now!!!!

Got these glasses today we’re so back

Stars won I don’t have to kill myself!!!!!!!

Something very bad will happen to me if the stars lose tonight

Ugh why can’t we ever do an all female jackass???? My ideas like Fill My Pussy With Nitroglycerin And Jump On A Trampoline Until My Body Heats Up Enough To Explode would be sexualized, but the men can do it and it’s funny?????