Any great managers following me and looking to switch gigs? :-) work with compilers and tools with my team. London based! jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/...

There's something aesthetically pleasing about porting code to a new OS and getting it green in CI. And then there's OpenBSD. github.com/swiftlang/sw...

I kind of wonder what would happen to one of those Greek-statue accounts if they learned about the Seleucid Empire.

"Gotye and Similar Artists" Music app, you grossly misunderstand the situation here.

This team is central to the Swift OSS experience. And it's in Canada!

Great opportunity for someone keen on software quality to join the team at Apple in Ottawa working on fun devtools! jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

The only correct use of generative AI is to make Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine sing Les Poissons from The Little Mermaid.

Want to come help us build Swift Testing and XCTest? WELL NOW YOU CAN. jobs.apple.com/en-ca/detail...

As is tradition: youtu.be/KBXsx1ZHgg0

I think I read the previous page while I was still in high school.

Nobody: COM in Swift: `pointee.lpVtbl.pointee`

My team at Apple is currently hiring for a role that focuses on compiler tools and infrastructure. If you’re interested in this opportunity, please take a look at the job posting here: jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail... #llvm #swiftlang

I think Ai chatbots passing the Turing test is impressive, in the same way that a magician passing a coin through a solid oak table is impressive. But the thing is, magicians can't actually pass coins through tables; their skill is in making it seem that they can.

*me, telling my wife who works in a courthouse, about today's story*

*quietly* what does "pro se" mean

Six timed cooks in a row, each too short to bring the food past room temperature, until the sixth one overshoots and turns my queso into lava hotter than the surface of Venus.

In case you're wondering what it's like to live this far north: it's 9PM and the sun's still up.

Oh you thought I was done with exit tests? forums.swift.org/t/pitch-capt...

This is so wrong it swings around to actually being right.

Lots of great Swift content coming soon, starting with What's New in Swift with @hborla.bsky.social and @tshortli.bsky.social developer.apple.com/videos/play/... #swift #swiftlang #wwdc

Hey folks, what's new in America these d—omfg

To my sudden influx of new followers: why…?

As the Swift ecosystem grows, we're adding a steering group to help us all coordinate efforts around package and tool development. More here: forums.swift.org/t/announcing...

Imagine this with a hostile political party that wants to ban your marriage and which wins every other major election. 😶

For both our kids, every medical professional involved in the event told us not to bother with the ointment. 🤷🏻‍♂️

*flashbacks intensify*

@yesternaut.bsky.social this you

That screaming sound you hear? That's me, screaming, waiting for the election results.

Noorden's war fries.

Majid's blog is full of well-written articles on different aspects of Swift. Here's a quick look at one of the new features in Swift 6.1 for test scoping...

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Bought a box. Won't eat it, but that has nothing to do with Canada-U.S. relations.

Attachments coming to Swift Testing in a review thread near you! forums.swift.org/t/st-0009-at... #swift #swifttesting

forums.swift.org/t/st-0008-ex... Exit tests! Death tests! Termination tests! In Swift Testing! #swift #swifttesting

It's my headcanon that Rocky absolutely *loathes* Rubble. #PawPatrol

Students -- how would you like to spend the summer contributing to Swift while working with mentors from the Swift team? Lots of great projects to work on, from improving VSCode integration to compiler development. More at: forums.swift.org/t/gsoc-2025-... #GSOC

I've changed handles to @grynspan.me, in case you were wondering how you got here. (I guess that kills the old handle?)

Want to come work with me on XCTest and Swift Testing? jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

Just formally started the proposal process for two new Swift Testing features: - Exit tests: forums.swift.org/t/pitch-exit... - Attachments: forums.swift.org/t/pitch-atta... #swift #swifttesting

#swiftlang #bluesky #mastodon forums.swift.org/t/social-med...

I'm happy to say #swiftlang will be posting news to Mastodon and Bluesky starting soon. forums.swift.org/t/social-med...

Our Swift Server Ecosystem team is looking for an Engineering Manager: jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail... Come help us grow our new team and take Swift Server to the next level! 🏎️ #swiftlang

Swift on Server job opportunities at @Apple . If you're eager to join this amazing ecosystem, apply! jobs.apple.com/en-gb/detail...

How has Disney/Pixar not made a movie in the Cars universe about tractors? Do they not want toddler parents' money?

Hey @siegel.bsky.social, have I got a bug for you.

A spin-off about vampires in Thornhill entitled "What We Do On The Shabbos"

Our team is looking for an Intern to work on our team for 3-6 months in London - you'll get a chance to contribute to Swift Server libraries across the ecosystem 🚀🏎️ Apply now! jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

Lets see if this site is a great at finding talented developers as that dead bird site used to be. We're hiring in Cupertino, San Diego, Seattle and Vancouver BC for a bunch of different roles. jobs.apple.com/en-us/search...

Ambassador Bridge is on fire. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Exciting opportunity to work on Swift Performance in London: jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail... Only drawback: You'd have me in your ear about this, that or the other performance issue or opportunity :).