Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich

I was told not to cross the streams, that untold horrors would await us all if I did, and yet I could not help myself, I fear now that I am the author of all the world's misfortunes, forgive me my weakness here in this, the end of days

Credit where credit is due these MAGA fellas upheld their end of the bargain after losing the bet. We miss the days where we all got along before this divisive, selfish con man came along 💔 #trumpsucks youtu.be/Tl4ggwyWEMI

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

Every actor who's ever played Batman should also have to play Beetlejuice.

The political economy of our failing political media

yay Julie Su! yay SEIU! yay Kaiser Permanente! A happy post of yay! www.wonkette.com/p/striking-k...

THIS JUST IN: Early voting has begun in Ohio, and I have voted, most notably giving "Yes" votes to Issue 1 (keep busybodies out of other people's uteruses) and Issue 2 (let my people toke). If you live in Ohio, I encourage you to vote, and also encourage you to give "Yes" votes to Issues 1 and 2.