#kojima fact: in death stranding 1, you're actually playing as the fetus piloting sam

the m in #mpreg stands for #minecraft

just echolaliaed a metal water bottle i knocked over "baaawrowrwr~"

"i bet that feels so fucking good for the house" ~ @hawkbird.bsky.social

made a music video for one of the tracks on my upcoming album! youtu.be/QePPJ9WIB_E

OOPS

FRIDAY NIGHT 5/8, SALON STAGE AT THE HILTON

how the road trip’s going

AVATAR-PERF-GATED INSTANCES LFG

john cena is short for jonathan cenathan

fun #nasa #artemis fact: when werewolves go to the moon, they become therewolves, who are wolves full-time except for once a month when there's a full earth in the sky

i've heard the tracks, she absolutely fucking cooked on this one, wishlist it or whatever the button is on bandcamp, it's sooo goooddd

with the flurry of discourse over the #harrypotter trailer (which looks just as mid as the books), here, have something significantly better to read instead: ww3.atelierwitch.com/manga/witch-...

JULYYYYYYYYY

Derelict Gods of The Northwest

happy valentines 💙

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

gonna learn some more magic so i can be the Lusty Oregonian Mage

sitting on my leg till it falls asleep and then walking down the definitely-not-to-code stairs just to feel something

@strasz.bsky.social they cant do this to me (crop is awful, expand the pic)

My take on the whole #vrchat Fish! flight thing: collider flight is long overdue for being patched and replaced with better systems. TrickForge don't appreciate how flight smoothed over issues their world has, but I hope they see, and patch the world accordingly. They'll set an example either way.

the real endgame for the #vrchat Fish! world is taking suuuuper dorky photos with the fish you caught that’d get you swiped left on tinder

how ur email finds me btw

POINTING POINTING POINTING

As an Eminempath, I'm picking up some subtle indications that your knees are weak, your palms are sweaty, there's spaghetti on your sweater already.

democratically dialing in my fit in helldivers, gotta serve my cuntry

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE,

no pasta exists that can adequately characterize this system architecture

why be coked up when you can be coned up

just wanna walk around sipping this with a fat straw. boba for non-cowards.

you know, with all this talk of #vtubers, i have yet to see one that’s a root vegetable - what gives? #conspiracy #conspiracyfact

yooooo they’re making #counterstrike but you have to actually be good at aiming

damn that’s crazy #happynewyear

preaching to the choir on here but lmao

finally a game that understands me on a spiritual level (@ultimodisco.bsky.social)

I love this.

#steammachine? Don't you mean the Steamtendo Gabecube?

the #moss dimension is REAL and it CAN heal you (halloween, mount hood wilderness)

ay yo they made the werewolf mints

TONIGHT!! I’m on at 10pst

"i live my life a quarter note at a time" ~the fast and the fortissimo

yeah i’m always saying that

sneezing is a channeled ability

exciting new visuals techniques developed for #afc2025

exciting new visuals techniques developed for #afc2025

ok hear me out, two-player co-op circus-themed horde shooter Down 2 Clown

love takes work. do i enjoy listening to my terrible husband talk about his day at the factory? no. do i do it anyway? no! but i have to make it look like i'm listening while i think about the beautiful foreman who hates him almost as much as i do! and that's exhausting! and that's love.

CW: Flashing Lights 🦎Lizard🦎Lizard🦎Lizard🦎Lizard🦎Lizard🦎Lizard🦎 #VRChat #StageFlight