What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

YUB F'ING NUB!

"But we can't turn back—aging is my greatest defense. I doubt if the actual partying is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust, and what there is is most likely directed toward a large-scale celebration." — @markhamillofficial.bsky.social to himself earlier today (probably) Happy birthday! 🎂

Sorry, but if Maximilian Rebo doesn't show up to wail with Figrin D'an, I'm walking out of the cantina.

A few things: • Lets stop stimatizing neurodivergence as a thing to "fix" or "cure." • Lets stop putting unnesseary guilt on women (i.e. “your child is ND because of you”). • Lets stop denying women pain relief—fevers pose more of a risk to fetuses than Tylenol. • Lets listen to fucking scientists!

Signed by the Mandalorian, Padmé Amidala, Cassian Andor, Ahsoka Tano, Vice Admiral Holdo, Cobb Vanth, Senator Rayencourt, the Master Codebreaker, Elia Kane, Haja Estree, Barriss Offee, the director of "Solo," the writers of "Andor" and "Starfighter," and like 460 other cool people.

“All democracies turn into dictatorships—but not by coup. The people give their democracy to a dictator, whether it's Julius Caesar or Napoleon or Adolf Hitler. Ultimately, the general population goes along with the idea. That's what I've been exploring.” — George Lucas (TIME Magazine, April 2002)

"Their goal is to instill fear, to make you feel helpless, hopeless, to break you down. Don’t let them. Educate yourself. Organize. Speak truth to authority. Because the story’s not written — the pen is in your hand." — Dan Gilroy

I was raised by antifa.

Did you know that the 1989 LucasArts computer game "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure" had an alternate ending where instead of giving Hitler the grail diary to sign in Berlin, Indy could just punch him?

Iridogorgia chewbacca coral? All right, well, it's gonna need a common name, 'cause I ain't saying that every time.

A doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.

"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack." — Yoda

The bravest thing Luke Skywalker ever did in all of Star Wars is walk into a bar and have the absolute gall to just tug on the bartender's shirt to get his attention.

Inside me there are two wolves

Max Rebo Fan 🎨 Randy Martinez (2003)

"Wars not make one great." ― Yoda

Shawn Levy and Kathleen Kennedy have recruited a truly stellar cast. #Starfighter

638 days! #Starfighter www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

The amazing James Hance just healed decades of childhood trauma with this one painting. Absolutely beautiful work! 🎨 “Sadness, No More” (Star Wars x The NeverEnding Story) jameshance.com/collections/...

The Empire put people in "solid confinement."

Just learned that Ian Doescher (the genius who turned the entire Skywalker Saga into Shakespearean plays) is tackling "The Mandalorian" next year with the release of "William Shakespeare’s Star Wars: Mandalorianus." Instantly pre-ordered! 🔗 www.amazon.com/William-Shak...

Max, Max, it’s your cousin. Your cousin Marvin. Marvin Rebo! You know that new sound you're lookin’ for? Well listen to this!

Why does Trump's Oval Office look like he just grabbed every false grail from the temple at the end of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" to decorate it?

Taylor Swift unveils alternate cover for new album "The Life of A Showgirl."

Raising a drink or two for Terence Stamp — from Krypton to Coruscant, he ruled every screen he stepped on.

Happy Birthday to the one and only @kristinbaver.bsky.social! 🎂 If you haven’t already, do yourself a favor and pick up one of her incredible books! I highly recommend "Skywalker: A Family at War" or "100 Objects"—but honestly, they're all great. Enjoy your day, Kristin… may the Force be with you!

BREAKING: Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Naboo senator Padmé Amidala and Jedi padawan Anakin Skywalker at one of their recent concerts.

"The shroud of the soft drinks has fallen. Begun the Cola War has."

"The shroud of the soft drinks has fallen. Begun the Cola War has."

What's a poster you had in your room growing up?

It's still on sale and still an absolute must-read—definitely worth grabbing now! That said, the thick, beautiful physical copy is also well worth the price of a few cups of coffees just to hold, share, and admire on your shelf. I'll never not recommend this one.

Great interview about Star Wars costume design! "Art of" books and "Visual Guides" are nice, but I want a book just on fashion and costumes. Trisha Biggar’s "Dressing a Galaxy" is out of print and only covers the prequels. Give me a sequel to "100 Objects" by Kristin Baver—"Star Wars: 100 Outfits"!

Heading into Dok-Ondar's Den of Antiquities like....

"It's every citizen's duty to challenge their leaders, to keep them honest, and hold them accountable if they're not." ― Ahsoka Tano

This video and the follow-up one with Alan Tudyk are wonderful! Real insightful chats among great people. It doesn’t feel like the usual PR fluff or surface-level fan chatter; it’s like old friends just having a relaxed conversation. It perfectly captures Andor’s spirit: "I have friends everywhere."

"God willing we'll all meet again in 'Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.'"

This melted my 10-year-old brain and set up permanent residence.

Don't let anyone tell you the odds.... dreams really can come true.

Happy birthday, Kathleen Kennedy! 🎂 Thank you for decades of unforgettable stories and cinematic magic. 🎉

June the Fourth Be With You.

🎉 The Acolyte premiered one year ago today! It’s the perfect time to revisit the series on Disney+. And if you’re looking to explore more stories connected to its characters and events, here are some great Star Wars books to check out.... (🧵 thread)

Old man Indiana Jones is right.... this guy truly is a "little snot."

I feel Yoda's "there is no try" line often get misinterpreted out of context. He's not saying don't attempt something if it's a not a guarantee; he's saying trust and act with full commitment. When you're truly and sincerely trying, you are doing—thus there is only doing and not doing. (🧵 thread)

Oh great, now the YouTube conspiracy grifters can upgrade from calling people "Disney shills" to "CIA operatives." 🙄

Stephen Colbert sits down with Tony Gilroy (and surprise guest Diego Luna) to talk all about #Andor season 2! 👀

If you liked Andor definitely check out Star Wars Reign of the Empire: Mask of Fear by Alexander Freed

What's the statute of limitations on stealing a Padawan braid? Asking for a former queen turned senator.