One night after ending “The Late Show,” #StpehenColbert showed up in the middle of Monroe, Michigan, to host the local public access show “Only In Monroe.” 📺

Why does this architecture firm look like my favorite new comic book shop? 🦸🏻‍♂️

10,000 points to the person who correctly guesses where this Door of Disney is! #Disneyland

I went to a screening of JFK last night and for a movie about conspiracies, corruption, greed, lies, government distrust and cover-ups— OOF, does it play like a Disney movie compared to the world we’re living in now. #PastIsPrologue

Sounds like everything is under control!

Sure, now tell that to my nightmares!

Don't dream it... Wear it! Lin-Manuel Miranda "rockin'" my "Rocky Horror Superstar" shirt at Rocky Horror on Broadway. Grab it here: www.teepublic.com/user/jywear/...

Don't dream it... Wear it! Lin-Manuel Miranda "rockin'" my "Rocky Horror Superstar" shirt at Rocky Horror on Broadway. Grab it here: www.teepublic.com/user/jywear/...

In another world, this truthbomb is a career-ender. But in ours, this headline-worthy revelation will be forgotten by tomorrow:

I can’t wait to go to blink tonight. 😴

After the in-movie joke he made about it being “DIRECTED BY BILLIE EILISH with James Cameron (in small letters)” I was disappointed that the credits listed it as Directed by James Cameron and Billie Eilish.

I just started playing #MIXTAPE and am currently “controlling” a French kiss.

A greeting card just cost me $6.99. There wasn’t any glitter, any sort of of adornments, any musical chip— barely a humorous message. $6.99. We used to be a proper country.

Are we ever going to wake-up to good news again? 😔

In an uber the other night, I was audibly reminded that a car is literally just a bunch of metal parts screwed together, as I heard them all bending, screaming and being pulled to the brink on every turn.

Lou Road

Ever since Apple got rid of the movies wishlist 😡, I’ve had to keep my top ten in my “recent searches,” so I can track to see if they go on sale. If I wanna search a new movie (without messing up my ten) I connect to it through other movies. It’d be a fun game… if only Apple didn’t remove wishlists.

I got a microfiber cloth to clean my glasses that looks like a tortilla because I thought it would raise eyebrows when it looks like I’m cleaning my glasses with a tortilla, but so far no one has raised any eyebrows except my dog.

Cheri Oteri with Chairry and Pterry was an inspired wordplay team-up from last night’s “Netflix Is A Joke Presents: Pee-wee's Playhouse 40th Anniversary!” at The Greek Theater in Los Angeles last night!

Cheri Oteri with Chairry and Pterry was an inspired wordplay team-up from last night’s “Netflix Is A Joke Presents: Pee-wee's Playhouse 40th Anniversary!” at The Greek Theater in Los Angeles last night!

I already met gala and I hate gala.

May the 4th be with you… ALWAYS.

May the 4th be with these 1’s and 0’s.

Boarding the plane, the flight attendant was handing out packets of sanitizing wipes. “Are they edible,” I jokingly asked. “I wish,” she jokingly(?!) responded. 😳 ✈️

I’m bringing back “clapping upon landing” in a big way. 🛬 👏🏻

I'm tellin' y'all it's SABOTAGE!!

I'm tellin' y'all it's SABOTAGE!!

This must be from the Special Edition.

Not saying cereal needs to be “exciting,” but this is definitely the most bland looking and sounding cereal ever produced. 🥣

Just tell Michael to take off his shoes. Let him record while dancing in his socks.

I keep getting served this ad for a game that actually looks kinda fun— a cross between an old-school slide puzzle and Suika. So I downloaded the game— Mystery Town: Merge Games— and it’s totally not the game pictured. Anybody have an idea what the pictured slide puzzle game is?!

I double-featured “Lorne” and “Michael” this past weekend because I wanted to see the whole story.

I double-featured “Lorne” and “Michael” this past weekend because I wanted to see the whole story.

The fact that he wants the ballroom SO badly means it can't be for anything good.

I just finished my rewatch of “Mad Men” and I kinda wanna start it again to re-experience the story from the beginning... like the carousel of a Kodak slide projector.

Quite the weekend for “Michael.”

“I’m not falling for this shit again.”

Radio GaGodzilla

They really started the White House Correspondents Dinner off with a bang, huh?

Before "Michael," they were playing (what I presumed to be) the soundtrack to "Michael," including "Brand New Day" from "The Wiz." Alas, all we got was a "Wiz" poster in the background of Quincy Jones' office. One of the many reasons I was disappointed by "Michael."

Whuh?

The other floors of this movie-identified parking structure have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

The other floors of this movie-identified parking structure have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Surprise cameo in "Fight Club," the late 90s time capsule that rages against consumerism and corporate culture. "She's hot!" Leto says. Amazon wasn't even a glimmer in Tyler Durden's corneal abrasion...

Surprise cameo in "Fight Club," the late 90s time capsule that rages against consumerism and corporate culture. "She's hot!" Leto says. Amazon wasn't even a glimmer in Tyler Durden's corneal abrasion...