OH YEAH!

I think when he said it was gonna be the “longest” speech, he meant it was gonna be the “latest” speech.

In honor of our nation’s 250th birthday, my son and I went to a screening of “Jurassic Park” in 3-D… just as our forefathers intended.

I think we found the real “Gulf of America.”

THE ABSOLUTE POETRY IF IT WAS OATES.

One could now reasonably call it the Protecting Pool, but I'd say it's more like the Deflecting Pool.

I can think of maybe TWO songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side. Three tops. “So many”?! I don’t think so.

After a thermal malfunction aboard a space station, the temperature rises and the astronauts’ tolerances lower. Spike Lee’s “Do the Right Stuff”

I just got out of a Father’s Day screening of “Field of Dreams” where I spent two hours sitting next to my son, bawling my eyes out. Came home and immediately called my dad and asked him if he wanted to have a catch. He asked “who’s this?”

Folding laundry and it appears my family wore every article of clothing they own this week.

Oh god, it really is a never-ending story.

Oh god, it really is a never-ending story.

“And this is how you make human vomit!”

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

The "Masters of the Universe" movie got done dirty.

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! 🇺🇸

Everybody knows this is a real thing! It’s a piechart in Boston!

Tim Robbins + Bobby Cannavale = Hamish Linklater

Don’t ask me why, but I feel like “Chappie” is the closest we’re ever gonna get to a live action Gorillaz movie.

The songs on the new Olivia Rodrigo album are shortened on the vinyl. WTF?

Hamm’s name must be removed by midnight tonight and there’s a live cam of it over on YouTube.

Amazing marketing for the upcoming movie "WHALEFALL". 🐋

I'm not one to name drop, but... #KennedyCenter

I'm just gonna preemptively say: If there can be UFC matches on the White House lawn during war time, then I think we can hold elections during war time.

Conan O’Brien in “If I Had Legs I'd Kick You,” Andy Richter in “Obsession”… your move, Max Weinberg.

That bulletproof glass box in the middle of MSG should be absolutely plastered with mustard and ketchup and ranch dressing and beer and nacho cheese. #CondimentsInChief

Make no mistake, they were most definitely NOT saying “Boo-urns.”

The DUTCH movie logo shrugged so that the A.I. movie logo could dream.

Cool... Apparently #Trainspotting is playing this weekend for its 30th Anniversary and it's playing nowhere near me.

I just want to point out that “Predator: Badlands” is currently available to own for $4.99… and also available to rent for $5.99 in the iTunes Store.

“Hubba-wha?!”

God, I hope Pete gets it! I hope Pete gets it!

God, I hope Pete gets it! I hope Pete gets it!

Mad respect for the movie theater that programs a double-feature of Nolan's "The Odyssey" with The Coen Brothers' "O Brother, Where Art Thou?".

Is today the day? More C-List acts hilariously dropping out of the Freedeom 250 event? An animator released a animated recreation of “Sabotage” in cut-out stop-motion? So far, the morning is bright. ☀️ I’m gonna stop scrolling and do the NYT Crossword!

One night after ending “The Late Show,” #StpehenColbert showed up in the middle of Monroe, Michigan, to host the local public access show “Only In Monroe.” 📺

Why does this architecture firm look like my favorite new comic book shop? 🦸🏻‍♂️

10,000 points to the person who correctly guesses where this Door of Disney is! #Disneyland

I went to a screening of JFK last night and for a movie about conspiracies, corruption, greed, lies, government distrust and cover-ups— OOF, does it play like a Disney movie compared to the world we’re living in now. #PastIsPrologue

Sounds like everything is under control!

Sure, now tell that to my nightmares!

Don't dream it... Wear it! Lin-Manuel Miranda "rockin'" my "Rocky Horror Superstar" shirt at Rocky Horror on Broadway. Grab it here: www.teepublic.com/user/jywear/...

Don't dream it... Wear it! Lin-Manuel Miranda "rockin'" my "Rocky Horror Superstar" shirt at Rocky Horror on Broadway. Grab it here: www.teepublic.com/user/jywear/...

In another world, this truthbomb is a career-ender. But in ours, this headline-worthy revelation will be forgotten by tomorrow:

I can’t wait to go to blink tonight. 😴

After the in-movie joke he made about it being “DIRECTED BY BILLIE EILISH with James Cameron (in small letters)” I was disappointed that the credits listed it as Directed by James Cameron and Billie Eilish.

I just started playing #MIXTAPE and am currently “controlling” a French kiss.

A greeting card just cost me $6.99. There wasn’t any glitter, any sort of of adornments, any musical chip— barely a humorous message. $6.99. We used to be a proper country.