Subtly downgrade a band Kilodeth Kid of God Half knot Nap Token Strongly worded email Against the Machine

Ruin a book with a car Long dark tea time of the Kia Soul

#AFLChampionshipbelt Round 24 Match of the round for a few reasons is going to be Bulldogs v Fremantle on Sunday afternoon at Marvel Stadium. The winner not only gets into the finals, but also will be the 2025 carry-over champion!

Connections Puzzle #803 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Honestly the first line was a fluke...

Sometimes I wish I was that guy. Saw a woman push her empty shopping trolley about five metres away from her car then left it in an empty parking spot. Time meters further and she would have run into the trolley bay. Less than a minute later a guy had to get out of his car to move the trolley...

Now that Australia has caved to tariff pressure and allowed US beef into the country, we’re allowed to judge anyone who actually BUYS it as unaustralian, right?

No cheating, post your lock screen. Not my photo but I was at this gig. Just a moody lock screen image tbqh

First Show: Metallica Last Show: Mudvayne / Coal Chamber Best: Lamb of God Worst: never been to a bad gig Loudest: Static X Seen The Most: Lamb of God Surprising: Robbie Williams Next: Metallica Wish Could Have Seen It: Faith No More / Guns n Roses / Metallica - Illusion/Black album tour

#AFLChampinshipBelt. Current holders are Fremantle who take on Port in Perth tonight Apparently Port *do* have something to play for.

Introducing a new fan to #WWE with WM41 as her jump off is a weird thing. She has no reference point for Cena, no reason to think he's a good guy. Can't understand why there is such a divide in the crowd...

Rocked up to my local polling booth to find the usual amount of Labour paraphernalia. Libs had one A frame and one attendant. Dumb nation had one corflute and some pamphlets. Nothing from anyone else.

Just a reminder to myself Collingwood hold the #AFL Championship Belt as of Rd 4, 2025 Next week they take on the Swans at AO

Back on my Lamb of God bullshit. "Reclamation" hits hard this week...

I solved the 1/8/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:11! fpx3r.app.goo.gl/PKC4

Connections Puzzle #577 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟪🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 The purple line in this #connections is one of the worst.

After 160 UK politicians call on ECB to boycott #Afghan #cricket, ECB CEO said he understands that a "boycott of men's cricket could inadvertently support the Taliban's efforts to suppress freedoms and isolate Afghan society," but seemingly doesn't mind the terror imposed on women. 🤦🏽‍♀️

I'm sorry but, @tonymartin.bsky.social. One star for Spaceballs?!?

I solved the 1/6/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:04! fpx3r.app.goo.gl/PKC4

incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...

I solved the 1/5/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:37! fpx3r.app.goo.gl/PKC4

The Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes has resigned from her position at the Washington Post after her cartoon depicting Jeff Bezos and other billionaires genuflecting toward Trump was killed. Her piece here: https://bit.ly/3Pk1g07

Connections Puzzle #573 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,295 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,294 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

WE OUT HERE MAKING ACTUAL SELECTION CALLS! #AusCricket

Connections Puzzle #571 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Wordle 1,293 3/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,289 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Is that a word, is it?

I solved the 12/29/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:33!

I solved the 12/27/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:13!

How long before we memeify the Konstas sneer? 😅 #AusvInd

Wordle 1,285 4/6 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 *sigh* another four...

Missed Wordle AND Connections today. About to start shame drinking...

I dare you to find someone happier about the holiday season

I solved the 12/23/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:26!

I solved the 12/22/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:45!

Wordle 1,283 4/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #561 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

There are no prizes for being the better parent but it also wasn't my turn to do elf on the shelf last night.

Welcome to Bluesky. We have some rules here: 1) Wake up 2) (wake up) 3) Grab a brush and put a little make-up 4) Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up 5) Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? 6) Here you go create another fable, 7) Grab a brush and put a little make-up, 8) Hide the scars to

Late train home on a Friday night

Poor puppy is still sleepy on the drugs... 😭

I never post stuff like this, but thanks @davegraney.bsky.social for pointing me at this one. Watch the first 8 mins if you spend time on here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpOk...

Seems correct

I saw Coal Chamber opening for Mudvayne night before last. Some dude at the bar between sets mused that it was going to be hard to beat the opener...