Finally getting around to watching Wicked and holy shit does this thing need an edit. This story has been told a thousand times already, there’s just no need for the FIRST HALF of the story to be 2 hours 40

Getting real sick of everything being called AI. The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”. Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points. Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?

Stupid babies need the most attention

On a whim I decided to read The da Vinci Code again. Turns out someone must have replaced my copy with an early draft or something, because this thing is near unreadable.

Can’t tell if I can hear a tap dripping or an old lady typing a message on her iPhone

I’m rewatching Deadwood and am now realising what a crime it is that Walton Goggins never made it into the cast.

Luke’s Banh Mi have too much filling. There, I said it.

This episode of Bluey is called...

It happened at a school? 😱

The browser version of Excel can eat my whole ass

“Give me sugar. In water”

I’m only a few minutes in, but holy shit did they ace the look and feel of Alien Earth.

I understand it’s always going to be SOMEBODY’S first time on a plane, but anyone who needs instructions on how to put-on and take-off a seatbelt is going to be no good in an emergency. Surely flight attendants could spend their time doing something else.

A bit perplexed at the headlines about today’s #marchforhumanity saying “perilous” and “police feared the worst”. Surely the story is that, in spite of police fears, the march was peaceful, demonstrators full of goodwill and happily cooperated with police instructions to manage the huge turnout.

Saw this stock image on our intranet and for a second thought it was a reenactment of the Nevermind album cover. (It's the kid's foot)

Now that Australia has caved to tariff pressure and allowed US beef into the country, we’re allowed to judge anyone who actually BUYS it as unaustralian, right?

Inside me are two wolves. Yes. I am the old lady who swallowed a fly and this is just what I do now.

Figured I’d re-read The Running Man before the trailer comes out. I’d forgotten the book was set in 2025. Prescient!

Instagram is such a shit site for looking at photos of events. I was looking for pics of today’s Melburn Roobaix and the tag gives me a post from today, then one from two days ago then 104 weeks ago then 52 weeks ago. Fuck your algorithm

Is John Malkovich in anything where he actually acts well? I swear he hams up everything so much he’s just hard to watch. I almost stopped watching Billions because he was so bad, now we’re watching Eragon from 2006 and he’s shocking in that too. Does he have dirt on movie producers or something?

How they seal the wrapper on Chupa Chups

I know loads of people who have gone to Universal Studios in Osaka, so why have none of them told me how fucking EXPENSIVE the fast passes are?!

Getting real sick of local media reporting “President Trump said…” without any further analysis.

Just saw the trailer for F1. Pretty sure it’s just a live action version of Cars 3.

I see the world’s smartest 4D chess player has wandered into that field of rakes again

It’s not like either of these guys are ever going to get their comeuppance, so just enjoy that they’re arguing and don’t try and predict what happens next.

The best part about Lava Chicken making the charts is that 8 year old kids are now listening to Jack Black’s discography. Parents around the world are having to explain what “Kielbasa” is about.

My favourite Bob the Builder episodes

Watching the Rise of Skywalker with my kid (for the first time since seeing it in the cinema). It really is no good, hey?

Me? I’m just catching a train from the city to Brisbane Airport after tapping on with my debit card. Catch up, Melbourne!

UK: Finally clear of mad cow disease. Also the UK: Let’s allow the import of beef from the US

“Pope Bobby” is a name I can get behind

Spud: mashed

Having a good time with MS Outlook

satire is back, baby!

Only a few days to go

Keeping my face devoid of all emotion when a manager tries to be funny is an under appreciated super power.

If you respond to a yes/no question with a phone call, you are the reason I drink

I’m 3-4 hours into Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and I think I’ve probably had enough. Troy Baker is perfectly cast, but he’s just not enough to keep me interested.

Any updates?

Congrats to the movie Conclave which is about to get a lot more attention

I sometimes wonder if my experience of this app would change if I posted more, but I’m sick of posting and honestly everybody else could do with posting less too.

“Why are you so obsessed with what Trump does, you don’t even live in America”

Is Trump making tariff exceptions for importers of MAGA hats? Honest question.

Sure the ai art is slop and people are blindly following chatbot search results like they’re based in fact, but nobody is talking about the most egregious use of ChatGPT: Writing ‘poems’ for work chats or intranet posts. They were already cringe back when people wrote them by hand, but this? THIS?!

They… yearn for the mines? Is this a Mojang collaboration?

lol, no