It wasn't Adnan Khashoggi, ffs

El Halfássico

"do u like hurting vulnerable people □ Y □ N?"

I'm pretty sure this four day long headache is the result of being bewitched and not lack of sleep.

Fucking crazy that in 2019, Epstein still didn't know how to spell the Khashoggi family's name right.

Sometimes I send one of my friends an email with names of all the other people I am friends with, just to brag.

Idiocracy isn't a documentary, Society is.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Trump: "you know enigmas never age. a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret." Epstein: "jfc this guy is such a moron. Can't u do something about this asshole, Lawrence Summers???"

Happy Birthday, Neil

We can't allow Kim Kardashian to bring the American legal system into disrepute.

Well, not surprisingly, they're all allegories about Christ: Being There The Matrix The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Tetsuo II: Body Hammer

Making chapati or naan on a weeknight instead of rice just feels so luxurious, man.

There's a wormhole between the good universe and ours and every 6-8 months we get a pleasant story like this and the good universe gets one like "Department of WAR: We will solve homelessness crisis by giving them all Nazi AI chatbots"

The legend lives on from Chippewa on down of the big lake they gitchee gumee skeebee doobee tweedy ta ta Talkin bout those skies a gloomy Scoobee oobee ya ta twiddly opta ba ba swinging with the winds a blowin, now ya knowin Squeedee ring a ling a down, they drowned (-Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald)

The really tragic thing about this capitulation is that the senate Dems would have made Whitefish Bay if they put fifteen more miles behind 'er

The movie I relate to the most is "The Faculty" because it posited that people who drink more than 2 liters of water a day are psychotic alien freaks, and I, who drink 8 cups of coffee, am normal.

Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

Very excited to announce that they are still playing Jump Around at bar mitzvah bashes.

It's my favourite day of the year, Every Driver In Toronto Forgot What Snow Is And Drives Extra Stupid Day

Though shalt not make yourself a graven image

McKayla Bakunin

The Candian mind cannot comprehend going 4 minutes.

The whole premise of arancini is flawed because who the fuck has "leftover risotto"?

One thing I underratedly hate about our crooked goddamn capitalist food economy is how difficult it is to buy bulk foods. There's one bulk food chain in Canada, with very few stores, owned by the largest grocery conglomerate, AND it's more expensive than the supermarket.

Do it, Kathy Borrelli, do the Funny Thing.

We are so back

Jesus Christ Dick Cheney was not "polarizing". Everyone hated him. Every single person in the world. Even his own party. The only two people on the pro-Dick Cheney "Pole" were Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney.

Man, even CEO Today can't really say anything about this guy besides "he was a corrupt thieving fascist and that's good for us, I guess?" www.ceotodaymagazine.com/2025/11/dick...

Cheney outlived so many generationally evil, people like Kissinger, Thatcher, Rummy, HW, Falwell, Scalia, that when the moment finally came, I feel like no one really cares that much. The only people I see here trying to give a ratsass are libs trying to make a dumb point about his daughter.

We don't get Trump without Cheney. Trump is an enormous consequence of Cheney's breathtaking, unchecked corruption and expansion of executive powers. Cheney opposed Trump, but he also's more responsible for our current moment than probably any other person.

Anubis opens the body in front of him tagged Cheney, Dick and takes out the heart to weight it against a feather, representing Ma'at. The serial # doesn't match the one on his clipboard. "Hm. Odd." frowns the Lord of the Dead. He dumps the body of the vice president in a trash chute labeled "Ammit"

Whisper it louder.

Growing up, I knew about Star Trek, I knew about Spock, but Leonard Nimoy was always the narrator of a bunch of Jewish Bible and history cartoons we watched in class.

That White House visit sure would be a great time to find out that Andy Pages is a PCC sleeper agent

Playing the MORTAL KOMBAT theme in Sky Dome right now is so fucking chaotic and I approve so hard.

Buck Martinez "don't let the umps decide this, let the players sort it out" lmaoooooo

I got nothing against Buddy Kennedy, but now it would be objectively hilarious if all three teams get caught in a massive gambling/doping/beisbolopoli scandal and they gave the trophy to Seattle.

I think they should make Friday's baseball game a spooky theme! Maybe the players can wear monster costumes, and they can give out mini candies after each inning. They could have a glow in the dark baseball and play Monster Mash. It would make it really fun for the kids, I think!

I need you all to understand and how goddamn tricky it is to carve a Blue Jays logo, especially the little lines inside the negative space of the bird head, into a pumpkin.

Jesus the Dodgers looked bad. Was Ohtani even playing tonight?

Not vlad hitting the snooze button on first base

Ontario Small Claims court gets jurisdiction of construction lien claims under $50,000. When.

Also, the Jays have won two games pretty comfortably, lost a bizarre 18-inning coin-flip, and got shut down by an otherworldly complete game. You can’t predict baseball and the Dodgers are *very good*, but I think I’m feeling cautiously optimistic.

Okay Jays, you can have a few more runs as a little treat but then wrap it up we have to go home

We shouldn't abandon the idea of making America a good country. America is woth fighting for. youtube.com/shorts/Dxuch...

Me when the simchat torah party at Temple Israel sucks