I just saw a buff transfem working on a motorcycle at the house down the block from mine I think I'm in love

League Of Legends is truly evil because so many of the character designs are so cool but unfortunately it's League of Legends

Seeing the person I love change bc of someone else they like really proves how disposable I am

I'm so inconsequential

Hate hate hate being everyone's second priority

Living in constant fear that I'm going to be fired can't be good for my mental health

What university did Marten even get his doctorate at?

I'm gonna crash out at some point this week. I can already feel it coming

Just realized I haven't spoken aloud all day wtf

Got accused of vague posting so you GOTTA know I'm getting drinks with an incredibly hot woman

Do drugs. My night has taken a sudden and drastic turn for the entertaining

I have $17 in my steam wallet and I'm trying to decide if I should buy a CS skin or Critically Acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV

Having a bruise is fun bc I can just poke and prod at it all day for Bonus Pain

I should've known I'd slip. Why did I wear SLIPPERS??? I GOT WHAT WAS ADVERTISED

Fell down my own stairs LIKE A DUMMY. I can feel the bruise forming 😭

Talks about moving to a new city again hang a dark cloud over every interaction I have

I'm a fool, an idiot, and quite possibly a dingus

Holding my breath while the code compiles (I know the build will fail)

Whenever I see a sad man, I get a sudden overwhelming urge to put him in a dress

Nothing more embarrassing than struggling with an issue all day then a coworker solves the problem in .5 seconds when you show it to them at a meeting

Gonna master the bend and snap today

I wish the job market didn't SUCK

Pfft. Oh yeah? You think your life is going well? Double donut on da couch

This stupid work problem has me banging my head against my desk

I should make a Dracula audiobook. I can do such a good Dracula voice

Oh my god I get it now, 5E is Roblox. Want to play Lethal Company? Make it in Roblox Want to play Half-Life? Make it in Roblox Jujitsu Kaisen? Believe it or not, Roblox.

Idk who Cassie is but I think she should be unbanned?

Data center? No thanks—I’d rather data woman!! #humour

You avoid going outside because you're couchpilled. I avoid going outside because I'm shadowmaxxing. We are not the same.

I'm taking applications for a nemesis btw

I need more low cut tops

Are hugs and headscratches so much to ask for?

I know a cis white guy named Kai and, I gotta admit, he's as cool as the white boys think he would be

There's always a melancholic nostalgia when you see a YouTuber you watched in middle school say goodbye. Even if you haven't seen their content in over a decade

They should invent a kind of work from home where I get to work from the middle of a tgirl cuddle puddle

I'm debating installing FFXIV and I know I shouldn't. Someone stop me

I found one of my coworkers usernames and found them on bluesky and idk what the next step of the plan is. Investigate my other team members?

I just want to know if one of my coworkers is trans

Y'all ever start trying to investigate your coworkers internet presence to find out if they're cool or not?

Picnic and Volleyball became picnic and museum and beers and I'm so tired, I wanna go home 🥲

I got a sunburn 😞 but on the bright side now it looks like I have cute little blushies ☺️

Asked an employee at the museum where the restroom was and she directed me towards the WOMENS restroom. We stay winning chat 🥰

Picnic then volleyball 🏐

all of the most beautiful women you know come with a big wind-up key that they put into the sockets in their backs and turn every morning

why does queer baiting exist just make them fucking kiss it's not that hard

FNAF was never scary because even as a child I knew I could kick Charles Entertainment Cheese's ass

How the day started vs how it ended

I broke 200 followers!!!!

Whenever I hear the word "girlfriend", I assume it's about a transgirl Am I cooked or cooking?