god loves a tree name girl

AAAAAAAAAAAA fuck that is all

fuck, i still haven't streamed Marvel Rivals in my Rogue outfit

i had a super fun weekend!! 🥰

my favs!! I'm a little too excited about the 30th anniversary. I was obsessed with pokemon as a kid (and still am tbh)

There's something powerful about seeing someone get really into a piece of media that you introduced them to. Like, yessss. Like what I infodump about. Fall in love with it. Let me infect your brainnn

Can't wait to see a pretty girl again 😍 — my brain at every waking moment

Stardew Valley is 10 YEARS OLD?!

Ever since the latest issue, I've grown increasingly obsessed with absolute wondermagic

Why does your dog look like my dog but fancier?

No way they got the vintage labubu at this antiques shop

I need them to figure out how to implant my car keys into my body bc this dumb bitch just locked herself out at the Aldi

They should call whatever the Silver x Paige x Mina Deadlock ship Twilight thank you for coming to my TedTalk

My favourite fun game programming quirk is that all the enemies in risk of rain 2 are technically playable characters with their own skill cool-downs which is why they can use items and be modded to be playable so easily

I just want to rot in bed today. Is that so bad?

My favorite shop in Hyrule is the one with the giant titties over the door.

I need more low cut tops

i will find all the moonshine art that i can

Dinner and drinks with a cute girl tonight 👀

Why do the emojis on teams blink? That's so fucked up

Whenever I'm at "home" in a dream, it's always my mom's house. And that place hasn't been home in a looong time.

What if instead of working you just came over and held me?

I'm pretty even when I'm not dressed up 😍

Daddy longlegs? Is there a mommy longlegs 👀

Whoever invented scrum is my enemy. It's on sight.

I can finally move all my rejected posts from my notes app to my drafts so that I can impulsively post them later on

The world would be a better place if we could trap the great evils of our time in giant crystals for a prophesized hero to slay

Found a youtube channel with a two hour video on a single survivor season, my monday is saved

Hiccups are the bane of my existence

I'm one of the most eligible bachelorettes for an event today and I'm kinda nervous about it 🫠

They should make a DCOM musical where everyone is terrified of the musical number and the big reveal is that they're being manipulated by some malicious psychic— wait, that's just The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, isn't it?

Oh fuck, I still have to do my taxes!

New Castlevania game?? 👀

there should be more lesbian vampire movies

The urge to gamedev vs the coding burnout of a full-time software engineer

The heart sweater I bought for the valentine's day party won't get here in time D:

Mewgenics is so fun but I feel so bad for my kitties in it

Why am I working a job that makes me so stressed? I don't even enjoy it

if you can't kill them with kindness you can always try killing them with killing them

Ya girl got THREE new piercings yesterday! Every position I lay in causes pain 🥲

I forgot to post in a teams channel before leaving yesterday and now I'm going to panic about getting in trouble for it all day

About to get more metal shoved in my face

it’s still incredibly jarring to have very hot women tell you that YOU are a hot woman like UHHH ME???? LMAO 🫨 ARE U SURE?????

I explained what a girlfailure was and got an "oh, so like you?" in response 😭

The pokemon company should have some pokemon branded vtubers (by some I mean me)

Do not fall victim to false spring. Trust in the groundhog

These panels from Absolute Wonder Woman have me realizing that I've put off reading it for waaaay too long. What do you MEAN Zatanna keeps calling Diana "cutie"?

guys can i hang out with you pleeeeaase i swear i'm communist enough

So nobody was going to tell me Brian David Gilbert has a pokemon game show on the official pokemon YouTube channel?

All I'm saying is that we wouldn't be dealing with this presidency if Magneto dropped a baseball stadium on the White House.