sometimes i wonder how a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

I hate and am dreading the holiday season

Sooo Rogue is coming to Marvel Rivals in a few days and ur gurl already bought a rogue cosplay outfit for Halloween... Should I do a cosplay stream?

If anyone's curious on my reaction to the newest Age of Revelation issue

Minecraft moving the inventory from i to e is what taught me to accept change bc sometimes it's for the better

If you had told last year me that in the course of 48 hours, she'd be flirted with, have an IRL movie night with a friend, and schedule two different hangouts with two different cute girls, then she would have accused you of lying I had a good weekend 😌

G*mers when they see a tall yellow tree during autumn: IS THAT THE ERDTREE?!?!

Found out today that my dog hates cops. (I'm so proud of him)

I got called a "Hatsune Miku girly" today and now I'm in violence mode

My Internet is so fast why won't steam stream to my tv without fucking up q.q

Women... kissing

Mulch like chatgpt, I can't do basic math :(

Uhhhh so I tried on my costume and I need to learn to tuck bc I can NOT wear this skintight catsuit in public otherwise

Bought my Halloween outfit today (spoiler: I'm gonna to have to bust out my southern drawl y'all)

I've never seen any tron movies but to my understanding it's a knockoff of Spy Kids 3D

*it starts raining* 🌧️ me: yes *lighting appears* 🌩️ me: yES *thunders explode* ⚡️ me: YES *raining intensifies* ⛈️ me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

I haven't played WoW Classic but I can tell it isn't an authentic experience because I haven't heard anyone complain about DKP

Emojis suck because there's no emoji that properly conveys the emotion of >.>

Just realized I took over 100 selfies on Friday

My cat is named Whisper so the temptation to do a full rebrand to Willow & Whisper is SO strong

I have to switch my desktop to windows 11 this week and I'm already dreading it. Gonna have to do so much bullshit to cut away the bloat and not have OneDrive ruin my life again

Whenever my manager is in a meeting it's because he wants to fire me. Whenever my team members are in a meeting without me it's because they're scheming. If I leave the meeting first then they all stick around to talk behind my back. I am not paranoid. I am a Crusader Kings 3 character

The realization that I was the prototypical Minecraft kid is causing immense psychic damage

Without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?

Chappell Time!!!

Guess who's going to see Chappell Roan tonight 👀

Do you know what day it is?

Shot a basketball for the first time in like 5 years... I suck!

Guess who got rear ended at a red light and then proceeded to lock herself out of her car? (It's me)

We never found out who was calling the banana phone

I LOVE going to the dentist, having the dental assistant confirm my spiro and estradiol medications, and then the dental assistant continuing to he/him me. So fun! -.-

Charles gets legs but No-Girl doesn't get a body? Explain THAT Krakoa

"The saving the squirrel scene didn't do well with test viewers" then it sounds like you had bad test viewers tbh

I think that we timeline shift back to the good timeline when the bills when the Superbowl

Shout-out to the updated US map my friends and I made a few years ago

Three hours into my stand-up meeting and my legs are so sore

They should make a trubbish that's recycling

Why isn't there lettuce in the last supper?

Never forget 🙏

All I know about the TV show Hannibal is that there was too much of an ass showing so they had to pour more blood on it and that was good enough for the censors

You know things are fucked in America because I haven't seen one person mention that tomorrow is 9/11

I haven't been very active on here lately so here's a picture of my dog

Well, if you insist

Did I take today off work just to play Silksong? Yes. Have I been waiting for Silksong since it was a Kickstarter DLC? Also yes.

If Charles Xavier wasn't a mutant then he'd be a human supremacist

How are people gonna celebrate if it's true?

I need to reach gold this season still in marvel rivals but it's so time consuming and my teammates keep being so bad 😔😭

Recently started Xena Warrior Princess! Why didn't anyone tell me about these girls?

You know how the gaylors are convinced Taylor Swift is gay? I think Chappell Roan might be gay...

If I knew how easy setting up a pi-hole was now, my raspberry pi wouldn't have been sitting in the closet for a year